I'm not gigantically into Easter, but hey, this Wonka "Egg Hunt: Zero Gravity" kit seemed like a fine waste of four bucks. Including an assortment of Wonka-branded candy (mostly junk, but there were a few mini-boxes of Nerds), the real reason to buy it are the set of plastic eggs that don't just enable you to create your own eggstravagant egg hunt, but do it in ways that thwart the very nature of nature. Gimmicked eggs, see. There's Super Suction Eggs, each with cute little spring-loaded suction cups attached to the sides. There's Stick Anywhere Eggs, which take egg-hiding to the extreme by way of double-sided gooey tape. There's Hanging String Eggs, finally marrying Easter and Christmas with plastic eggs that'd double perfectly as tree ornaments. There's also Glow-In-The-Dark Eggs, which don't defy gravity, but nobody will complain, because they GLOW IN THE DARK. In a world where far too many good Catholics depend on the secret caves lurking behind couch pillows to hide eggs on Easter morning, the folks at Wonka aim to bring out our creativity and spite with eggs so unbelievably hideable, you'll have no trouble making the children cry.
Posted by Matt on 03/14/2006. E-mail me!
I remember finding a six pack of little wooden eggs once and I remember them being expensive enough that I didn’t buy them. They had holes drilled in them too, and I didn’t want that. 
I wish Target had a really awesome craft section, because even though Wal Mart may have egg-xactly the ones I want, I refuse to step foot in that place. Yes, I’m an anti-WalMarter.
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Cap’n B: I feel sick at the thought of eating more than one creme egg, I all about chocolate and Ive yet to eat something that is too sweet, but more than one of thos and Id be bouncing off the wall for weeks…good luck, I gotta know how many you were able to eat in one sitting.