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San Francisco Treat.

Yeah yeah, I'm back. Got in from a biz trip to San Francisco this morning. Shoot for a new spot we're doing. The shoot went from 8 AM - 6:30 PM Cali time, and from there, it was straight to the airport for the redeye flight back home, so if you count air travel as work (and I do), I worked for something like 350 hours straight and am now very much excited to be back at my computer desk full of Kool-Aid packets and empty boxes of Wheat Thins.

My hotel was chosen more on proximity to where I needed to be than anything resembling personal want, and as such, it was absolutely disgusting in many hilarious ways. Kind of reminded me of the really low-end Wildwood hotels, only without a game room converted from a washing machine area. The room featured a television capable of delivering two channels, and most of the lights made electrocution sounds instead of actually lighting up. It wasn't the greatest area either, so when I wanted something to drink, it was a bit alarming to realize that the closest establishment to buy beverages at was a solid twenty minute walk away. Got to the point where I was pretending to patronize other local shitty hotels just to see if they had vending machines. Best of all was being charged 2.00 from the front desk for an extra two-inch coffee pod for the seventy year old coffee machine in my room, only to be asked for an additional 2.00 for two packets of sugar.

On the plane ride in I saw the fourth Harry Potter flick for the first time. Is it just me or did Ron get like 20 seconds of face-time, total? Poor Ron.

Posted by Matt on 03/04/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 131 comments

What about the upside down 7 Up called dnL.

Chestnuts roasted by Tommy @ 03/07/2006 9:29 AM


Squee –

Ron has this fluffy monstrosity on his head, that’s about the best I can describe it in mere words. Don’t even get me started on Harry…I thought that actor was a bad choice from the beginning, and they just make him creepier looking with every film.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 03/07/2006 9:53 AM


flygrl358 ha ha, you actually know where I’m talking about!!

Well, the hotel is, or was, on Hwy 100, towards the east, not all the way to Hales Corners, but past the interstate. It was a few years ago, maybe ’00 or ’01, I’m not sure.

But that’s pretty cool, finding another cheesehead besides me and Gozer.

The Western Motel…like I said, not "Best" just "Western".

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 03/07/2006 9:55 AM


I think the amazing thing about that cream soda is that it’s caffeine free. As I’ve mentioned before, A&W Cream Soda is my husband’s favorite drink, and I’ve never even heard of a caffenine free version. In fact, the effect of the caffeine on him is pretty much his only complaint about it. Unfortunately, even regular 12 packs are non-existent here. It must be really unpopular in this area. Pretty much all we can find are 2-liters these days, and if you happen to find a 6-pk. of bottles, be prepared to pay through the nose. It’s sad, really.

Chestnuts roasted by Lori @ 03/07/2006 10:01 AM


mtrox: It’ll be easier just to move to New Mexico. That way, as soon as we go bankrupt and the U.S. gives us back to Mexico, you can get automatic dual citizenship without all the hassle of emigration and naturalization.

Of course, Public Relations won’t let us report it that way. "After a tentative 96-year run plagued with low consumer confidence and one marketing flop after another, we have decided to roll back the New Mexico brand and replace it with Mexico Classic. Enjoy the smooth ethnic flavor you remember in a hot new package! Now with 5% less corrupt welfare legislation! Note: pregnant women should not interact with Mexico Classic as the product contains active amounts of trinitite, uranium oxide, and Las Cruces, all of which have been linked to specific birth defects."

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 03/07/2006 10:03 AM


oh, BTW, the room was like $70, so I count the knife as kind of an included bonus. Athough my friend Jesse kept it, since he was the one that found it.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 03/07/2006 11:20 AM


What would a X-E themed hotel room be like?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/07/2006 11:56 AM


Lori
I’ve never even heard of a caffenine free version.

You know what? I think you’re right. The root beer is caffeine free, but the cream soda is not.

Which would explain the rarity.

Boy, is my face red!

Chestnuts roasted by ZiZak @ 03/07/2006 12:21 PM


awesome sode link.
XE hotel hmmmm, The bed sheets would mos def have MOTU on them.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 03/07/2006 1:46 PM


I want turtle sheets pulled tight in my x-e hotel room.

Chestnuts roasted by Geoffinsanity @ 03/07/2006 2:00 PM


The X-E hotel has theme rooms decorated in the style of your favorite Saturday morning cartoons. Would you like the Smurfs room or would you prefer to upgrade to the Transformers Suite? Kid Cuisine in the mini-bar fridge and Peeps on your pillow instead of mints.

Chestnuts roasted by Noah @ 03/07/2006 2:09 PM


I’m celebrating my earlier A&W Cream Soda error by drinking one now. Also, I am devouring a delicious Cadbury’s Creme Egg.

Chestnuts roasted by ZiZak @ 03/07/2006 2:14 PM


I’m gettin in that spirit of St. Patty’s day. I just finished reading
this article. Got to love Cookie O’Puss – but that affection for Cookie O’ Puss had a link in it to an older article about Cookie Puss – I love it, GREAT ARTICLES. Will some nerd please post a link to it. Now I’m off to Blockbuster to rent LEPRECHAUN #1 before the rest of you HA!

Chestnuts roasted by Xenophobe @ 03/07/2006 3:14 PM


Peeps on the pillow? How about Peeps in the pillow!
And for all you lady-types out there, the fluffiest My Little Pony suite you ever saw! All resulting squeals will be recorded for use in jamming enemy radar systems.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/07/2006 3:43 PM


LOL @ mom dad…I swear there was a comma in there.

Chestnuts roasted by Big J @ 03/07/2006 7:43 PM


I live in the south, cheerwine is everywhere here, and it’s also awesome

Chestnuts roasted by Fox @ 03/07/2006 8:40 PM


And in the basket with the coffee, tea, and hot chocolate will be a complete selection of Kool-Ade packets. Sugar, of course, will be two dollars.

Ah hah hah, I kid, I kid.

But seriously, somebody give me two dollars.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 03/07/2006 8:58 PM


Back from the dead to post an old http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ga3PKGG1kQ&search=mario%20commercials>Mario ad. Let’s see if I still know how to post a link.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/07/2006 9:02 PM


Heh. Nope. Just chop off the ">Mario ad." part and you’re good to go.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/07/2006 9:04 PM


Actually, while I’m here, I have a question – does anyone know how to get to the Shine Sprite that’s up near the sun in Mario Sunshine? The one that you get for cleaning off the big bell tower smiley-face star? We’ve been working on this all weekend (strange, since Mr. Traj and the girls have already beaten this game once, so they must have figured it out at some point). Huh. Wonders never cease, and ceasers never wond.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/07/2006 9:08 PM


WELCOME BACK TRAJEAL.

Lights fireworks, blows up balloons, turns on party music, orders pizza.

:)

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 03/07/2006 10:06 PM


Wish I had a good shitty hotel story but I don’t. How about someone post a bad bed & breakfast experience?

Chestnuts roasted by Mike the Great @ 03/07/2006 10:31 PM


Wow! Hi trajeal, welcome back!
(Zizak and others: I came across a great recent http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/33333">ask metafilter thread about intelligent anime that’s definitely worth checking out)
What’s everyone’s favorite X-E hotel adventure? It’s not technically a hotel but the recent one about the haunted cabin is one of my favs, because it’s creepy as shit even in digital. Worst game room ever would have to be my next, but I know it’s an absolute fav for many.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 03/07/2006 10:51 PM


TRAJEAL!!!

holy shit, does Mr T(rajeal) know you’re posting on here, the XXX-Entertainment? Just kidding, it is just good to see your name back up here! We all missed you…well, at least most of us did…and the ones that didn’t…well, fuck ‘em.

See you in 6 months or so! :) :) :)

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 03/07/2006 11:16 PM


Well, def. Worst Game Room Ever…actually, anything that involves Atlantic City or Wildwood…it makes a midwestern boy drool with jealousy.

OK, I don’t understand…Matt works for this one company. Is that company not owned by Viacom, which also owns MTV and VH1? So, technically, he should have an "in" on any "I Love" shows he damn well wants too.

And how the HELL does this crack-addled, bad metal teeth wearing, crazy fucker named Flavor Flav keep getting MORE shows? I mean shit, this damn dating show is like his fucking third show already? Who the hell likes this guy?

Public Enemy was dead by 1995, how is this dude not homeless and/or dead by now? Why do people keep paying him money to wear a goddamned clock on his neck? Can he even rap? Can he even talk? Can he even THINK???

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 03/07/2006 11:30 PM


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