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So, I cleaned out the freezer today.

Posted by Matt on 01/22/2006. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 566 comments

Ugh UT lost to OU just now in b-ball

Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 01/28/2006 11:27 PM


I’ve been watching a triple feature of movies on HBO’s and IFC:

Beastmaster
Road Warrior
Bill and Ted Bogus Journey is on in about 20 minutes.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 01/28/2006 11:41 PM


Hmm it figures the one saturday night that I’m home and think to stop by and theres no "offical SNT lol. I spent most of my day playing Megaman X ollection. I’ve been a megaman fan for years but was always partial to the traditional version. Now I dunno if the X series was just way harder than I remember I just suck really really bad at them. I 5-6 hours playing and only manage to kill ONE boss.

Anyways kids my sleeping pill are kickin in so I’m gonna bail befor I wake up with a keyboard tatoo on my face.

Chestnuts roasted by The Krypt Angel @ 01/28/2006 11:41 PM


Yeah I don’t know what’s up with the no official SNT. We all know Matt was on earlier on account of some posts being deleted. But, hey, he did just clean out the freezer last weekend. Maybe D-Day for the move is approaching.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 01/28/2006 11:53 PM


Well, SNL is on again, and its the Dane Cook one. I for one, liked this episode and I really can’t wait for next week: Steve Martin & Prince :D

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/28/2006 11:53 PM


well, I just got Police Academy 2 & 3 on 1 DVD at Wal-Suck for $7, so that’s all good! Otherwise, the last movie I watched was BASEketball, which, IMO, is not as good as Orgasmo. Obviously, any movie with Luke Skywalker and Ron Jeremy as Jizzmaster Zero will be better than a sports-related movie, unless you could Unneccessary Roughness, which is a really kick-ass movie! hehe.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 01/28/2006 11:53 PM


No SNT…..grr. I had an announcement to make there, and I’d rather make it at the top of a page, not at the bottom. I’ll be back tomorrow, and there better be a new topic there….

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 01/29/2006 12:30 PM


I’ve never had a drink in my life, but I accompanied my friends to the bar tonight…what a waste of time. I would have been better off watching a flick or something.

Watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles last night. I remember the days when Steve Martin was still cranking out worthwhile material. Ahhh…

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 01/29/2006 1:00 AM


#334!

a George Carlin special, George Carlin on Campus, is on Comedy Central’s Secret Stash right now. It’s hilarious.

"Here’s a message from the National Pancake Association: ‘Fuck Waffles.’ So think about that when you go to Denny’s later on in the evening."

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/29/2006 1:15 AM


oooohhh, shit! Planes, Trains, & Autos is one of my most favorite movies ever…I love the scene where Neal and Del wake up in bed together, and the part where they ride in the back of the rednecks truck, with the psycho dog!!

Tommy Boy ripped off so much shit from this movie, it’s not even funny. They should have put a disclaimer in the credits.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 01/29/2006 2:03 AM


I love each and every one of you THIS much.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/29/2006 2:16 AM


is that a lot, or not that much, doho?

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 01/29/2006 2:25 AM


Yes kidneyboy, YES.

Chestnuts roasted by dohopoki @ 01/29/2006 2:30 AM


Awww… two creepy love confessions over the internet in one week! Boy do I feel special.

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 01/29/2006 2:40 AM


i remember on New Year’s Eve (well, I don’t really remember, but I saw myself say it on the video the next day) I told Pat Benetar I love her, and that everyone else was just a bunch of fucking assholes.

But, that’s neither here nor there. I gotta go smoke a cig and pass out!

Anyone like Cake? Besides "The Distance" I mean…the whole Fashion Nugget album is one of my all time faves, and I’ve been listening to Motorcade a lot, R&R Lifestyle, Jesus Wrote a Blank Check, Mr. Mastadon Farm…good shit, and it’s got trumpets too.

Good night doho, Mystie, and Matt, cause I know you’re still up reading this shit!

oh just because I have’nt been posting a lot lately doesn’t mean I’ve left…and I saw someone got me mixed up w/kingklash the other day…that made me laugh!!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 01/29/2006 2:59 AM


Awesome. Don’t you love when you wake up after about four hours of sleep, and then just lay there for an additional hour until you give yourself a headache, and then end up just getting up at 2:30 AM and resigning yourself to feeling like the inside of your skull is coated with used cotton swabs for the rest of the day? Just awesome.

So much joy in life
So many pleasures all around
But the pleasure of insomnia
Is one I’ve never found
With all life has to offer
There’s so much to be enjoyed
But the pleasure of insomnia
Is one I can’t avoid
~Barenaked Ladies, "Who Needs Sleep?"

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 01/29/2006 3:45 AM


Yes! BNL! I’m still pissed that the iTunes Original album is full of crackling, popping, and other unpleasantries, but I can survive without it for now.

I’ve never been a part of a Saturday night thread before. Yay?

Chestnuts roasted by The ORIGINAL Paul @ 01/29/2006 3:54 AM


SWEET! Those smiley fries were on Food Network’s Unwrapped show.

Chestnuts roasted by Devin @ 01/29/2006 5:24 AM


Hey kidney have you seen Cannibal! The Musical? I’ve always enjoyed it the most of the Parker/ Stone live action hits. It’s funnier than Orgazmo, and of course it’s way better than Baseketball. If you listen to the commentary track you can totally tell it cuts off for 10 minutes because the weedman shows up…same thing happens on Orgazmo too, actually.
If it’s SN and there are people posting in the T than it’s the SNT. What more do you need?

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 01/29/2006 5:58 AM


kidneyboy:

I love Cake! I have and enjoy all of their albums, although I was initially hesitant with how electronic their new one sounded. I just bought their cover of Mahna Mahna from the Muppet Show on iTunes. Great stuff.

Squee:

Cannibal is one of my favorites. I can’t even count the number of lines and phrases I’ve coopted from that movie and inserted into my regular life. Of course there’s "Shpladoinkle," but there’s also my typical "Your life isn’t so bad" response. "At least you didn’t get your head stuck in that thing."

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 01/29/2006 6:40 AM


Well, that didn’t turn out so bad. I ended up reading an article about WWII era pin-up art, colloquially known as "cheesecake." I then developed a fierce craving for cheesecake and found an interesting recipe for overnight slow-bake one-pot Italian cheesecake in my cookbook and drove to the super Walmart to purchase a springform pan and several pounds of cream cheese. Though the recipe was fairly simple, it did indirectly cause me to lose still more faith in my community. I discovered that if a disheveled, unshaven, wild-eyed man wearing pajama pants stumbles into the liquor store down the street at three AM and demands a liter of brandy, they will sell it to him. God Bless Texas.

Anyway, in six to eight hours, I am certain that I will be enjoying the best insomnia-induced slow-bake cheesecake in the history of the world. Hooray for sleep disorders! And, I mean, at least I didn’t get my head stuck in that thing, right?

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 01/29/2006 9:42 AM


Heh, if you think this is weird, you should see some of the stuff on the Adult Swim messageboard. I think they even have a "no-rules" section.

Sorry Mystie, but that revelation about Wal-Mart’s return policy just convinced me never to shop there! That and the fact that the Waltons are grade A a-holes.

Heh, now I’m sure people who work the night shifts at liquor stores have some especially good stories to tell.

Now I’ll shoot-what was probably the unhealthiest kids’ breakfast cereal EVER? (I certainly wouldn’t know off the top of my head; my parents NEVER would dream of buying us stuff like Lucky Charms or Cookie Crisp, though they did occasionally get some Cocoa Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.)

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 01/29/2006 12:06 PM


Anyone still alive out there?

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 01/29/2006 3:46 PM


I’ll Poop on you and Vader.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Poop @ 01/29/2006 3:48 PM


Post #350!!!!

I think that the unhealthiest cereal ever was the short-lived "Admirable Diabetes Sugar-Crusted Cyanaide Mashings" that came with marshmallows that were made from remnants of people that survived the Chernobyl incident and could only be ingested by injection or by being bitten by the "Admirable Diabetes Sugar-Crusted Cyanaide Mashings" Monkey.

Sadly, It only lasted for 3 weeks back in 1983, and was quickly taken off the market because it was proven that it was what killed the Fruit Brute.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 01/29/2006 3:53 PM


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