Anyone have the links to the Advert Calendars and the Halloween countdowns, I’m in the holiday spirit. What about a Valentines Day countdown? St. Patricks Day? I need a holiday to look forward to!
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 11:20 AM EST
I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity once, but Jack Bauer counted to infinity twice, and then interogated Chuck Norris until he learned the location of the most powerful WMD ever, Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 11:23 AM EST
dohopoki, I was going to say that nobody likes a pedant, but that is a very cool factoid, and I’m going to steal it. Also, I had planned on not crediting it to you, but then I realized that I would be missing out on a chance to say "dohopoki" in casual conversation every time I did so.
You win this round, dohopoki.
I forget what I said but I’m sure that I won as I always do. And everyone loves a pedant, I like mine with eggs.
Ghosted by dohopoki @ 01/31/2006 11:45 AM EST
They need to make a movie out of Kid Niki: Radical Ninja.
Then my life would be complete…
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 12:00 PM EST
How about a movie out of this thread?
Vin Diesel as Matt.
Galvatron as Darth Galvatron.
Gozer as Gozer.
Daria as Mystie.
Zaphod Beeblebrox as kidneyboy.
Wreck-Gar as kingklash.
Master Tang as Darth Poop.
Betty Boop as Allison.
Strongbad as Rhino.
Squee as Muppet Baby.
Muppet Baby as the little flower girl on the corner.
And special guest star, Nathan Bitner as Jedoc.
Of course, thats just a partial list, pending negotiations with the agents of the other posters.
I demand a Kickle Cubicle/Princess Tomatoe in the Salad Kingdom double feature!
Ghosted by ZiZak @ 01/31/2006 1:38 PM EST
Pixar Presents Custer’s Revenge the Movie.
Ghosted by dohopoki @ 01/31/2006 1:45 PM EST
I can’t decide which version of Galvatron to use. Although, the image of RID Galvatron in GigaClaw mode typing at a keyboard is highly amusing to me.
I was considering Ling-Ling from Drawn Together as doho. Or one of the Tanukis from Pom Poko. doho-Poko.
Tension, Romance, and a touch of Mobster Justice, the keystone of the whole film. Which can only lead to;
Ms. Monday from One Piece as Stacy R.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 01/31/2006 2:11 PM EST
Everyone always forgets me in these casting calls
Anyways, I would be played by no one other than Flavor Flav.
Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 01/31/2006 2:15 PM EST
I just wandered onto your site today, and I think I’m in love with you, if only for the fact that you went ahead and built the Robots-themed strawberry log dessert, and took pictures so we could all see.
As a side note, in case you might actually read this stuff, I was a child of the 80s, and my father was a frozen food salesman. That meant that we had an extra freezer in our basement so that he could sell the stuff that he smuggled out of work to the neighborhood women. I’ve had my fair share of Kids Cuisines, Hungry Man dinners and oddly conceived novelty ice creams.
God Bless you for what you do.
Ghosted by Stacy @ 01/31/2006 2:17 PM EST
Woo hoo! I found a grocery store a shelf lined with cases of Pepsi Holiday spice cans. It was the prettiest thing I ever did see.
Ghosted by Carri @ 01/31/2006 2:18 PM EST
Kinglash:
You can use both RID Galvy and Devil Galvy. Have G1 Galvy controlling them both from a remote location. That way he would have the speed typing advantage of BOTH hands. I wonder if they’re both right or left handed….? hmmm…I’ll have to check…
However, if this movie contains 2 hours of raccon scrotum…count me out…
Oh man, another Stacy….this is getting interesting….
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 2:34 PM EST
Ralph Machio as me
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 2:44 PM EST
kingklash
You left the raving madman off of your cast list… I should like to be played by Station, of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey fame. The big fat combined one, not the twin-stations mode.
Ghosted by ZiZak @ 01/31/2006 2:46 PM EST
Invader Norbet yeah me too. . .
I would like to be played by Martha Plimpton, aka the girl with the glasses in Goonies.
Ghosted by kb @ 01/31/2006 2:46 PM EST
Fox- that wasn’t me. Just asume if it says that I will poop on something that it isn’t me.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 2:52 PM EST
No harm done. And forget Ralph Machio, I’m Leonardo, because he wears blue, uses deadly swords, and is the leader, so I call dibs on Leo
Or maybe, no it’s too crazy, or is it….I’ll be played Ralph Machio from the Karate Kid playing Leonardo, I just blew a blood vessle
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 2:56 PM EST
Or Corey Feldman, choose your poison
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 2:57 PM EST
could I be in the movie? If so, I would like to be played by TMNT’s very own Michelangelo. He was my favorite turtle growing up, and I think he could handle such a challenging role. Challenging, because I am not a ninja nor a turtle.
If my likeness is going to be appearing in the filmed adaptation of this thread, I’m going to have to insist upon my character being portrayed by Toshiro Mifune (circa 1961).
As far as movies inspired by video-games go, I agree wholeheartedly that the first "Mortal Kombat" film is the only halfway decent vg-flick ever produced. I understand that "God of War" has recently been optioned as a movie script, which would have huge potential given the game’s story and visuals. Of course, Hollywood is notorious for taking a sure thing and fucking it up six ways from Sunday.
Ghosted by The Yeti @ 01/31/2006 3:40 PM EST
after reading this through.
fun freezer
fav spice candaian steak marinade
fav troma type movie tromeo and juliet
is doom as bad as stealth?
customers are people too even if they are idiots
dynasty warriors would make a good movie, one guy goes around slaughtering hundreds with his weapon.
I watched some old X-men and Tick episodes, they were great. Still waiting for animanics on DVD. I think I watched more cartoons through high school then any other time.
I’d be played by that kid that is in all of the year book pictures from tiny toons and when Plucky and Babs when competing for most times in the year book.
Ghosted by RAS @ 01/31/2006 3:41 PM EST
I would most definitely be played by Oprah. No explanation necessary.
If this was a movie we need plot twists, love interests, explosions, comedy, car chases, etc.
I’ll start it off by throwing a bottle of moltive cocktail Jones Soda out of the sliding door of the A-team van while my driver speeds away from a burning lab with prototype transformers chasing us.
Where are we going? Why are we running? What is in the breif case that is hand cuffed to my wrist? Who is the mysterious driver? You choose the adventure…………
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 3:45 PM EST
I’ve heard that the latest rash of video game movies have been horrible. Not that I’ve seen any of them. I’m mildly intrigued by the thought of the Dungeon Siege movie that’s coming out, however…I’ve recently been trapped back into that game. I had forgotten I have a guide for it, so now I actually get to find everything instead of only randomly hacking and slashing.
In other news, the cable guy is coming on Saturday to hook up the digital cable and cable Internet for a mere $69.95/month. I shall have to restrain myself from licking his probably gross boots in sheer glee. And that means, I can actually participate in SNTs again. Yay!
I don’t know who’d play me in this thread-movie. I’d only have a bit part. Oh, hell, let’s go for Angelina Jolie.
Ghosted by Nicole @ 01/31/2006 3:47 PM EST
The driver’s gotta be matt, in his shades. . .
Ghosted by kb @ 01/31/2006 3:51 PM EST
And he’s bleeding…..but why?
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 3:57 PM EST
Oh, and Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris are fighting ninjas at some point, but this might have to be in slow motion so the audience does not go into seizures or spontaniously combust
Ghosted by Fox @ 01/31/2006 3:59 PM EST
The Wizard II: Revenge of the Power Glove.
The only direct-to-iPod feature length movie.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 01/31/2006 4:00 PM EST
There has to be a huge explosion that destroys an entire city.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 4:12 PM EST
By the way, I mean the Mark Wing-Davies Zaphod from the TV Show.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 01/31/2006 4:13 PM EST
King Kong: The Official Movie of the Official Game of the Unofficial Remake of the Orginal (Though Not Necessarily Official) Movie.
Starring Jack Nicholson as Jack Black (archive) as Robert Armstrong as Carl Denham.
Ghosted by Jedoc @ 01/31/2006 4:18 PM EST
Matt’s bleeding because some Night Creepers have gone rouge. The rouge Night Creepers are now systematically killing off Cobra agents who have been placed in seats of power in governments throughout the world. Cobra Commander has hired a select few to hunt down these rouges two of these mercenaries of mayhem being Fox and Matt. In the heat of the battle Matt took a shurikan to the chest.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 4:26 PM EST
And now some prototype transformers, constructed by a rouge Autobot, who has stolen the creation matrix, are after Fox and Matt as they speed away. I’m not sure why the Autobot has joined forces with the Night Creepers, most likely to help kill off the Cobra agents. Then he will probably turn on the Night Creepers.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 4:30 PM EST
Oh and the brief case handcuffed to Foxe’s wrist contains the creation matrix and the Ninjas that Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris fight at some point can be the Night Creepers. Sorry for the 3 posts in a row but I just keep getting good ideas.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 4:33 PM EST
Congratulations on your up-coming cable internet connection, Nicole! I know mine almost always treats me right.
Ghosted by ZiZak @ 01/31/2006 4:43 PM EST
10 more to 500!
And then, all of a sudden, Scott Baio shows up and feeds Jack Bauer with some expired Chocodiles that he got through the mail.
Baio then summons up 10 Puddies from the original Power Rangers Series, but are easily thwarted by Norris. This event then summons a few of those creatures from Tremors who hunger for the souls of those who have not read the Photog Blog.
Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 01/31/2006 4:51 PM EST
Don’t forget that along the way, they pick up a cooler with a vital organ (never explained which one, just adds to the mystery) for the little orphan girl to save her life via an experimental operation to be performed by a defrocked rebel surgeon, using an advanced technique that requires Silly Putty, nanotech Lego blocks, and a Carpenters album. Either it succeeds, or she explodes. The organ is to be played by Danny DeVito, the surgeon by Ronnie James Dio.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 01/31/2006 4:52 PM EST
Cobra has surreptitiously installed itself in seats of power to bring about the genesis of the greatest video game movie adaptation of all time: Gyromite
Such pure distilled awesomeness must me averted at all costs to prevent the breakdown of society as we know it.
Ghosted by Rhino @ 01/31/2006 4:53 PM EST
Their next point of contact:
A midget on a tricycle wearing a cowboy suit. He’s an undercover agent with an secretive intergalactic agency that operates here on earth. His cover is an adopted 8 year old boy to a family of professional Mongolian Throat Chanters in Tupalo, Mississippi.
Oh and Chuck Norris knows about the agency, which is why he was fighting the Ninjas’s to help them get away….
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 4:53 PM EST
Perhaps Chuck Norris works for the intergalactic agency.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 4:57 PM EST
RAS: IMO, Stealth was better. But that’s not really saying much…
I would love to know why anyone needs to be played by Oprah…?
And if you’re looking forward to Dungeon Seige, God help you. Apparently Bols recent movie, Bloodrayne, did horribly…
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 4:57 PM EST
Hold up! I just found a spot for me in the movie. Darth Galvatron had that midget on a tricycle wearing a cowboy suit idea. The midget is me, Darth Poop. I could be played by Warwick Davis.
Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 01/31/2006 5:02 PM EST
Actually, I think he was a truck driver for Vampire Wines. Somehow, he gets caught up in this whole wacky conspiracy while making a delivery stop at Bunghole Liqours….
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 5:02 PM EST
^^^^^^^ Chuck Norris that is ^^^^
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 5:03 PM EST
Darth Poop – If you’re a midget, and are willing to wear a cowboy suit, I want a picture….
And now, on with the story….
Ghosted by Darth Galvatron @ 01/31/2006 5:05 PM EST
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Anyone have the links to the Advert Calendars and the Halloween countdowns, I’m in the holiday spirit. What about a Valentines Day countdown? St. Patricks Day? I need a holiday to look forward to!