If you can believe the rumors, there might be a new, normal, regular X-E article up. Book Reports is its name, and its game is reviewing five different children’s books that for one reason or another manage to make me turn glee into a verb and glee my way to Happyland. Everything from the Berenstain Bears to the Jolly Green Giant to God and dinosaurs, all in one space, with yummy parchment background. Enjoy.

In other news, I received a package the other day from my editor at Box Office Magazine, and assumed it was just another in a long line of “generic” gifts companies send to their clients and cohorts. This would’ve been fine by me: A gift is a gift. But something tells me that vintage TMNT Turtle Comms aren’t something companies send in mass to their contacts…

As it turns out, my editor had this baby and figured I might like it, and I figure she’s right, because I somehow never landed myself a Turtle Comm toy in all my years of Turtleing. It’s neat. Comes with all of these character cards with specific Morse codes that let you contact them, or at least, let you pretend you’re in contact with ‘em. I can’t believe I now have the means to play Walkie Talkie with Usagi Yojimbo, and this is definitely the kind of gift that’ll get me to lower my rate on articles written at 3 AM the night before a 9 AM deadline. Thanks, C!
She even included a note saying that she liked the 2005 Advent Calendar, which is my perfect segue into answering the question of a few who asked: Yes, it’s been archived, and it can be found here. Will put the archive on the headlines list on the main page as soon as I write up the descriptions.
3 Stupid Things I’m Currently Into:
1) King Kong lore. Bit by the bug after seeing the remake (which was excellent), I’ve been immersing myself in All Things Kong. I’m really fascinated with the many interpretations of what goes on on Skull Island, and that’s reason enough to see virtually all Kong-related films ever made. Next on my list is Son of Kong, and from what I’ve read, I think this will be one to review on the site.
2) Metroid Prime Pinball, for the Nintendo DS. Bought this baby with a Christmas gift certificate, because the holidays are the only time my video game library ever grows. This is one addictive little bitch. I’m a sucker for virtually every pinball game I’ve ever played, and this one doesn’t disappoint. The Metroid theme is in more than just music and graphics, too. Heck, you don’t shoot a ball, you shoot a rolled-up Samus who occassionally spreads out ot shoot demon bats with high energy beams. Between this and Mario Kart, I have found my offerings to the gods of procrastination.
3) The Secret Life of Lobsters. I’m really not sure where this book is going yet. It’s obstensibly about the lobsters of Maine, but I may have been tricked into reading a novel about fisherman and scientists trying to find common ground. Not really sure yet, but they dangle the big claws often enough to keep me interested.

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Allison
Congrats on the interview! And here I always thought that when a company told you that they "kept your resume on file", they really just burned it.
I’m working at Traffic.com now, which has CBS3 as a client, although I am no longer producing for Bob. Instead, I’m gathering traffic info for Denver, CO (but doing it from their Phila. office).
Want to know why?
The non-compete contract I was forced to sign to get the job at metro in the first place prevents me from directly competing with them for a year.
Yeah, in other words, they not only laid me off, but also said that I couldn’t work Philly traffic at Traffic.com because I’d be competing against them. I was never important enough to get full-time pay or, after September, even keep employed…yet if I wanted to hone the talents I learned elsewhere after THEY made the decision to terminate my employment…then all of a sudden I can’t do such a thing.