Comments on: The Jones Soda Holiday Pack: 2005!

By: Lil' B

Lil' B — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:28:27 +0000

I was a clown in Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus in 2005, and as a morale before we did the State Street Thanksgiving Parade in Chicago, I brought this holiday pack backstage.

Since it was so early, and we all had a big day ahead of us, I drank 4 out of the 5 sodas myself to entertain my fellow clowns and other entertainers. I had the Turkey & Gravy, Cranberry, Pumpkin Pie, and Wild Herb Stuffing, one right after the other, and I can honestly say that the Stuffing soda was probably the worst thing I’ve EVER tasted.

In the end, I made around $30 for drinking them, another guy got $15 for drinking the Brussels Sprout, and I ended up having to pee like a racehorse.

Also, I continued the tradition this year at the Disney-MGM Studios, where I work in Streetmosphere, and the highlights were the Antacid and getting a vegetarian friend to drink the Turkey & Gravy with me!

By: Jesus Child

Jesus Child — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:54:49 +0000

Ok our church goes to winter Feast. They had this conest to drink these sodas. I want to know what’s the best tasting one, even know by their facial expersion. I don’t think any taste good. But I believe you’ve to try something before you say you do or don’t like it. I want to know where u can buy them? So I can prepare for WinterFeast. (shh!!! Shh!!!!) I like disgusting people out w/ food like I had ice cream w/ kecthup. I also made a gospel cereal. It’s raisin (for sins), strawberry (for Jesus bloods) Marshmallows & Milk (for purity.) and Pickles (for growing in Christ)
It’s sweet at lest to me. I had other things to before. (I can’t remember them all right now.
Ok now here is time to be sincere. Here’s another question. Are u saved? If so praise Jesus! If not here’s how to get saved. “FOR WHOSOEVER SHALL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALL BE SAVED.” Romans 10:13 Why do we need to be saved. “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the Lake of Fire” Revelation 20:15. If you would like to get saved. You can say the prayer below or one similar but you have to mean it.

“Dear God:
I am a sinner and need your forgiveness. I believe that Jesus Christ shed His precious blood and died for my sins on the cross. Please forgive me of my sins and save me from the Lake of Fire. I’m willing to turn form sin. I now invite Christ to come into my heart and life as my personal Savior. Thanks for saving me. Help me to walk with you daily. I love you Jesus. In Jesus name this I pray and ask.”
Sincerely in Christ Jesus,

“Jesus Child” (not real name, just nickname)

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By: dohopoki

dohopoki — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I love it when you update just as I get here. That picture of Brussels Sprout & Prosciutto is making me want to vomit.

By: Cooper tires

Cooper tires — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

YES MAN I LOVE THESE SODAS i’m so freakin happy thanks matt plus i got 3 packs of them i picked up from target!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Any chance we could get a picture of the iguana wearing the hat? That sounds precious

By: D-Roc

D-Roc — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I don’t know why anyone would want to make Brussels Sprout soda. It sounds terrible.

By: JLAJRC

JLAJRC — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

You got brave (ex?)friends Matt. I hope you get ahold of the regional pack.

In other soda news: RIP Vanilla and Lemon Cokes.