Happy Halloween, FREAKS. Hope everyone has a good one. If you’ve got any interesting stories, post ‘em in the comments. I’ve only got a second, because we’ve gotta fill about three dozen Ziploc bags with all the candy leftover from articles posted and articles never posted, but of course, there’s a final entry on the Halloween Countdown, the Great Pumpkin-Related Something Or Another Sendoff Special! Yar yar yar.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this year’s Halloween Countdown. I know I’ve skipped a bunch of entries here and there, but you seemed to live through it, I seemed to live through it, and I think we’re all better people for it. Actually, I just counted — over thirty entries total, and that ain’t so bad. Strangely enough, I think the yogurt one came out best. Wish I had time to do even more than that, but we live and we learn, yar yar yar, and all that said, I’ve practically got the tinsel down from the attic anyway. We’ll save the next holidays for the next entry — everybody, GO! Go get some last spooky shit in. Go have fun. Thanks for being a part of this!
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Considering the number of tools he has he may have a use for those in some bizarre twisted way. Last year I went with the beer holster for his tool belt.