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Halloween + Yogurt = TROUBLE!

Halloween and dairy products are at it again with the new spooky edition of Yoplait Go-Gurt, now arriving with tiny 3-D glasses and collectible monster cards. So, now that we're like a hair away from the big day, does anyone have any special plans? I don't. I'm considering taking off Monday just to avoid the depressing ride home at night when it hits me that Halloween's over, but if I did, I'd probably spend it sleeping anyway. At least I'd get to see the look on the trick-or-treaters' faces when my doorstep booby trap plan comes to fruition. Something to do with electrocution.

Search term collage from yesterday's stats. The numbers note the amount of people who came here for each particular term...

Eighteen for "Halloween slogans?"

Posted by Matt on 10/27/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 98 comments

Gozer, my sweetie would be so jealous! I promised to get him a gorilla suit for Halloween, we shopped for one, and then it just didn’t come to fruition. I’m not going to tell him you got one. Salt in wounds sort of thing. :(

And Matt#2, my sweetie would be so jealous! I promised to get him a prize-winning Big Mac, we ordered one, and then the prize just didn’t come to fruition. I’m not going to tell him you got one. Salt in wounds sort of thing. :(

Chestnuts roasted by Lisa Marie @ 10/29/2005 1:07 AM

Matt#2, that is AWESOME! But I suppose that goes without saying.

According to Hurley from Lost, your life will be miserable now, but what does he know. What’re you thinking of getting with that bundle?

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 10/29/2005 1:56 AM

Every month my site generates a couple of searches for "child hardcore." That one always disturbs me. I get all kinds of crazy off-the-wall stuff from "hair washing" to "songs about having fun."

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 10/29/2005 2:00 AM

Ooooohhh I just put on my 3-D glasses and I can see the last pic of the 3-D monster cards in real 3-D. Oooohhh… now I need to find more fun 3-d pics online….

Chestnuts roasted by Mystie @ 10/29/2005 4:15 AM

Lisa Marie you likea da Lords of Acid? Me too!! Praga = cool. Jade 4U = HOTT. O.Adams = whowhat? j/k.

Seen them twice, rockin’ sexy shit!! That’s the way to get your sex on!!

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 10/29/2005 4:34 AM

Kellogg created Corn Flakes to discourage masturbation, just as Graham did with his crackers. Dead serious, check it out for yourself.

I have to go to the source of all that is pure and right in the universe: Keanu told us it was alright in Parenthood. hahahaha :D

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 10/29/2005 6:23 AM

No, I’m not that insane. But for levity’s sake, I have to reference Carlin’s bit on Joe Pesci.

~I pray to Joe Pesci, it’s just like with God: sometimes I get what I want, sometimes I don’t~ :P

Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 10/29/2005 6:26 AM

kidneyboy — Yeah, Lords of Acid is pretty awesome. I was introduced to their music in an interesting way. But I’m nowhere near cool enough to have seen them in concert. I think my heart might stop. *wink*
knegative — I love telling unsuspecting cereal eaters about Kellogg and Graham and their grain/porridge fetishes. That’s some messed up shit!

Chestnuts roasted by Lisa Marie @ 10/29/2005 9:51 AM

Well, the gorilla suit is pretty boss, but for the record it’s really hot and the hair gets everywhere.
Speaking of the costume, I went to a costume party last night and I wanted to wait a while before I revealed my true identity but the hosts got scared that I could’ve been some sort of weirdo who just wandered into the party so they got sort of freaked out and made me show myself. Oh well – I probably woulda had to take that mask off soon anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 10/29/2005 10:16 AM

I had a few minutes to kill, so I headed into this out of the way comic book store that I never bother going in to anymore…I was checking for Sin City books but they didn’t have any, so I got The Dark Knight Returns even though I’m not really a Batman fan…I’m on my way to check out with my purchase and what do I see but the very magazine I’ve been teased for looking for in every grocery store in town…http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/entries/archives/00000678.html">Toyfare #100!!! Yup, when I’d just about given up, I finally found it. If I could only find the one with the Reno figures article…
Target has swapped out the Jones Halloween sodas for a new http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0920/">holiday pack with new flavors! Green bean cassie has been replaced with brussel sprouts!

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 10/29/2005 11:45 AM

Brussel Sprouts?! Are there any other new flavors!

That’s the true holiday beverage spirit. I was slightly disappointed by the more "normal" flavors for Halloween (i.e. the fruit flavors).

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 10/29/2005 1:06 PM

I believe there is also some herb stuffing soda added to the mix. There will of course be an article. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/29/2005 1:07 PM

Found a picture

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gtmcknight/54699471/in/photostream/

Turkey And Gravy, Cranberry, Brussels Sprouts, Pumpkin Pie, and Herb Stuffing. Sounds…amazing.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 10/29/2005 1:12 PM

And, uh…last post, but I had to share this. Found it in my search for new soda flavors.

http://www.clubchew.com/flavors.htm

Corn and pumpkin flavored gum?

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 10/29/2005 1:15 PM

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 10/29/2005 3:25 PM

There’s new Thanksgiving Jones Soda?! Yikes. I hope I can finally get THIS pack, missing out last year’s bounty (but the next best thing, I got Matt’s review greenlit on Fark).

And I FINALLY tasted Frankenberry today. My verdict:

YUM. Did not dissapoint.

Next year Boo Berry! *cricket chrips* Or maybe not…

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/29/2005 3:28 PM

I don’t suspect that this year’s Holiday Pack will be anywhere near as sought as last year. That’s not a knock. It’s just impossible. I never did tell the story of how I got mine last year. :) Since three of the flavors are repeats, many hardcore collectors already have them. They’ll get ‘em again, but they won’t hoard 15 cases like they did last year.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/29/2005 3:33 PM

Not trying to hog space, but just a show of appreciation to the X. Just a one-time thing, as soon as its outta my system, it’ll be out for good. A tip of the mask to Matt, for leaving the chapters up when he doesn’t have to. Might I refer new posters to the "Tell Me A Story" thread from last summer, I think? That was a great example of the general mindset of X-E. One chapter left, and that’s it for the un-needed long posts.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/29/2005 4:20 PM

If I were young enough to trick or treat I would go ad Billy Budd, because we read that in my Lit class, but then again, if I were that young I wouldn’t be in this Lit class.

Me and a friend of mine are getting people to go to his house and watch a bunch of Halloween Simpsons and later Night of the Living Dead and maybe other movies. Just three more days and I won’t feel so guilty about being this excited about Christmas.

P.S.: Click on my name for a link to the picture of the monster cards that works.

Chestnuts roasted by Wyatt @ 10/29/2005 4:21 PM

I want my saturday night thread!!! Well I guess its a little too warly for that seeing as its 5:15 PM EST but its close enough…!!!

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 10/29/2005 5:16 PM

I just saw paintable Peeps at the store.
Christmas ones.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica Marie @ 10/29/2005 5:33 PM

Matt wrote: "I consistently get a good amount of hits for "big ass," all because of the "Big Ass Tribute To Forgotten Star Wars Heroes" from yeaaaars back."

Hahahaha! I can just imagine the 40 people that searched "big ass" and saw a hit on a site called X-Entertainment. They click that link and get…. forgotten Star Wars heros!

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