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10/24/2005: peep.

Peep, peep peep peep. Peep, peep peep. Peep peep peep peep peep peep, peepy peepy peep, peeps, peep peep peep. Peep, peep peep PEEP peep peep peep PEEP peep peep. Peeb? Peep peep peep? Peep. Peep peep peep peepin’.

Peep peep peep, peep peep peep. Peep? Peepy.
Peep peep.


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Discussion Thread: 98 comments

Hey Invader Norbert – did you ever find Frankenberry cereal? I was at Target yesterday and they had tons of ‘em. If you can’t find it near you, I can pick up a box and send it to you. Let me know!

Ghosted by Scott @ 10/25/2005 11:46 AM EDT


Hey Invader Norbert – did you ever find Frankenberry cereal? I was at Target yesterday and they had tons of ‘em. If you can’t find it near you, I can pick up a box and send it to you. Let me know!

Speak of the devil. No, unfortunately I haven’t. And believe me, I’ve looked EVERYWHERE (in resonable driving distance from my house). If you actually DO do (heheheh) that, email me at Norbert5ca@aol.com for shipping location. (please no Spam)

If this goes through…umm…I’ll name something after you, Scott.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 10/25/2005 12:00 PM EDT


I think the successful delivery of Frankenberry warrants the naming of a first-born child.

Ghosted by mtrox @ 10/25/2005 12:07 PM EDT


I think the successful delivery of Frankenberry warrants the naming of a first-born child. Ghosted by mtrox

At the very least, of a hearty sea-monkey or hamster.

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/25/2005 12:27 PM EDT


i know engrish, me speak well, i am a major

Ghosted by abdul perez chang @ 10/25/2005 12:39 PM EDT


Didn’t pick up a pair of 3D glasses, but still enjoying the show.

I’m not a peep fan myself, but I would like to try the cocoa ones if I can find them.

Ghosted by JLAJRC @ 10/25/2005 12:39 PM EDT


mtrox – I know this was not your intention, but now, I feel sick…

=P

Actually, the only thing that would make that worse is adding pickles to it…

Baby Jesus peeps…awesome…except, which part would you start with? the top or the bottom? Wow, either way, it’s pretty sacrilegious…

They can even make new Easter Peeps, and use tiny chocolate sprinkles to resemble the Thorned Crown….

Yup, definately going to hell am I….

Ghosted by Galvatron @ 10/25/2005 12:41 PM EDT


i feel like i know u regular posters, matt there needs to be a x-e chatline, that would kick ass

i love u guys

Ghosted by pumpkin face @ 10/25/2005 12:42 PM EDT


Cake and hell are "bonusly bitching".

P.S. I will be watching The Great Pumpkin, tonight on ABC.

P.P.S. …as I stroke my 10 inch dick.

Ghosted by The Hedgehog @ 10/25/2005 12:49 PM EDT


there needs to be a x-e chatline

No, no, no! You want I should get fired?! :)

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/25/2005 12:50 PM EDT


For those of you lucky enough to be anywhere near Boston…The Star Wars display…Click my name

Ghosted by bad karma @ 10/25/2005 1:06 PM EDT


Another English Major right here. Representin’ yo.

Ghosted by The Wukong Effect @ 10/25/2005 1:07 PM EDT


baby Jesus peeps?

mmm… sacrilicious!

Ghosted by bitchpants @ 10/25/2005 1:27 PM EDT


Baby Jesus peeps…awesome…except, which part would you start with? the top or the bottom? Wow, either way, it’s pretty sacrilegious…

Mmm…Sacrilicious…

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 10/25/2005 1:27 PM EDT


We are one step closer to an X-E movie:
FOODFIGHT!

Ghosted by ME @ 10/25/2005 2:19 PM EDT


Forgot the goofy official site:
http://www.foodfight.com/

Ghosted by ME @ 10/25/2005 2:23 PM EDT


I don’t generally enjoy Peeps as much as I used to, but those look pretty damn tempting. The artistically-challenged artist in me is screaming to try these. Maybe I’ll listen to it this year–it is the same artist who wants to paint pumpkins every year, but never quite gets around to it. I said it last year, and my work schedule got the best of me. I said it this year, but I’m not working right now, so I have no excuse–it just never happened.

:( :) :( :)

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/25/2005 3:29 PM EDT


I Love the 80s rocked last night–particularly the segments about "An American Werewolf in London" and "The Jazz Singer." David Naughton was in "American Werewolf," and I can proudly say that I can score well over 200,000 points to "Makin’ It" on my dance mat. I loved Hal Sparks singing "America" with the guitar. How goofy was that?

My birth year (1982) is tonight!

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/25/2005 3:34 PM EDT


It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is on ABC tonight @ 8/7c.

Ghosted by Maggie @ 10/25/2005 3:39 PM EDT


i have a 11" hedgehog and i also like to stroke it

Ghosted by sonic @ 10/25/2005 3:41 PM EDT


"Sacrilicious"…they could put that on the outside of the box!! That shit would sell like hotcakes!

Bonusly bitching!!

P.S. Everyone does know it’s the NES’ 20th birthday this week, right? Considering the age bracker most of us are in, and the idea of this site, you guys might want to do something to celebrate. If not, 1up.com is doing a pretty cool feature about it….

Ghosted by Galvatron @ 10/25/2005 3:43 PM EDT


All this talk of stroking is getting me hot and bothered! Oh yeah…

I love my peeps stale, mmmmm…biting into that hard outer sugary crust…

Ghosted by jackie @ 10/25/2005 3:54 PM EDT


Hey Matt,

How about putting some off South Park’s xmas songs on the jukebox?

Ghosted by Jackie @ 10/25/2005 3:59 PM EDT


*of

Ghosted by Jackie @ 10/25/2005 4:00 PM EDT


Sacrilicious
Homer’s description of his act of eating a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling, which he was praying to as if it were God. A portmanteau of sacrilegious and delicious.

Simpsons Neologisms

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/25/2005 4:15 PM EDT


I just saw this on Fark:
Where’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ creator?

Ghosted by ME @ 10/25/2005 4:19 PM EDT


For those who are itching for something Christmassy but don’t want to feel guilty about jumping the gun before Halloween, I give you…The Gingerdead Man!

http://tinyurl.com/dofss

Ghosted by Monte @ 10/25/2005 4:21 PM EDT


I passed on the paint-a-Peep thing at the grocery store a few weeks ago and now I’m regretting it. I got the chocolate-filled pumpkin-shaped Peeps instead – very delicious, but I probably shouldn’t have eaten the whole package in one sitting. Maybe I’ll make this week’s goal to hunt for those Cocoa Bats that everyone keeps talking about too….

Ghosted by Gozer @ 10/25/2005 4:42 PM EDT


It snowed here today. Yes, snow, the official welcome wagon of the Christmas season.

Ghosted by Carri @ 10/25/2005 4:47 PM EDT


Oh my god, Monte! The trailer for that movie is un-frigging-believable. Really. As in ludicrous. And riotous.

I emailed the link to everyone I know and love. You da man!

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/25/2005 5:12 PM EDT


Sacrilicious? Sounds tasty.

Here’s another good word–I picked this one up from "SNL."

SCRUMTRALESCENT.

It came from a parody of "Inside the Actor’s Studio," and Will Ferrell, playing wonderfully delightful host James Lipton, can’t think of a word for Charles Nelson Reilly’s (host Alec Baldwin) performance in "A Troll in Central Park," so he makes up a word–scrumtralescent.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/25/2005 5:15 PM EDT


Sacrilicious? Sounds tasty.

Here’s another good word–I picked this one up from "SNL."

SCRUMTRALESCENT.

It came from a parody of "Inside the Actor’s Studio," and Will Ferrell, playing wonderfully delightful host James Lipton, can’t think of a word for Charles Nelson Reilly’s (host Alec Baldwin) performance in "A Troll in Central Park," so he makes up a word–scrumtralescent. I thought it was funny. Could be a good new word to you use around here.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/25/2005 5:16 PM EDT


Damn double post. I hit "post" before I was ready to, and stopped it, so I added another line, and hit post, and that shit happened. Oh well, disregard the first post.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/25/2005 5:17 PM EDT


Peep!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 10/25/2005 5:21 PM EDT


For good or ill, here it is. Matt can move or delete it as he sees fit. Be kind.

The Story of Jack and His Lantern
A Hallowe’en Treat For X-Entertainment
By kingklash

Part One: Jack and Satan, Together Again

Long ago, in the Old Country (distant Irish ancestor, I can say Old Country), there was a man we only know as Jack. There were many famous Jacks, the name being somewhat of a catchall term for Notorious Men. Jack-of-All-Trades, Jack the Ripper, Spring-heel Jack, Jack-in-the-Pulpit, and Jack-in-the-Box. But this Jack was a king among rouges. Con man, cut-purse, pickpocket, sneak thief, among many other categories of knavery was his stock in trade. Even though he left a trail of empty pockets and broken hearts in his wake, the true telling of his fame was based on a unique fact: On more than one occasion, he beat the Devil at his own game! Many times Old Nick, intent on gaining a clever soul, tempted our Jack with many a treasure. And many times, Jack not only gained several items of worth, but also managed to turn the tables on the Prince of Lies. Even today, when you hear the old tales of how someone managed to call out the Devil and expose his trickery, it may have been Jack who first did these things.
But, nothing’s forever, and finally the time came when Jack died. Not many came to his funeral, save fellow thieves who wanted to make sure that he wasn’t taking anything of earthly value to his grave. This wasn’t the end of his adventures, not by any stretch, any at all.
Time came to find Jack at the entrance to the Infernal Realm, as he himself expected to be. And he waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. Witnessing many a soul being dragged through the walls of Hell to their Eternal Punishment, Jack wondered when his turn would come. “Sure and this is a right insult to me,” he thought. “Here I am, where many people have told me to go, and I’m left outside the door like a jilted lover. Lucifer himself should be here, with open arms and red-hot pitchfork, seein’ as the old sod finally got me. Pride’s about the only Sin I never been accused of having in large supply, but something like this would hurt about any man’s feelings.” Drawing up his courage, he marched up to the large black obsidian doors and proceeded to kick and pound on them. “You cloven-hooved spaldeen! Bat-winged blatherskite! You pointy-eared insult to… to… all things pointy-eared! Why aren’t you letting me inside?! Let me in before I bring this whole place down on your horns, you goat-legged, thrice cursed, snake tongued….!”
From behind him, a menacing, but charming voice said, “Watch your words, you wouldn’t want to say something you couldn’t take back.”
Slowly turning around, Jack regained his composure, “You got thee behind me, Satan. Now that’s more like it. Tell me now why am I out here and not where I’m supposed to be?”
“Why? Plain and simple. I don’t want you in there. I don’t trust you in there. That is the last place I want you to be. I finally got it just the way I want it, and you are not part of my plan.”
Jack though about it for a second, “This hasn’t anything to do with my tricking you into drinking Holy Water….”
“No!”
“Or the time I sent you to that blacksmith, and he nailed you to the wall….”
“No!”
“There was that time at that pub in Dublin….”
“NO! I already said that I don’t trust you! You know what would happen if I let you in? No matter what I did to you, you would get out of it. In fact, not only would you wriggle out of any place I could put you, you would most likely be running the place in a matter of weeks! How would that look? Me, Satan, booted out of Hell because you instigated a mutiny! Hades, Anubis, Hela, and King Enma wouldn’t let me hear the end of it, I just know it!”
“Not that I don’t sympathize with losing face among one’s drinking buddies, but where does that leave me? If I can’t be where I’m supposed to be, where do I go?”
“I don’t care, just get away from me. Go to Heaven if you want, you just can’t go to Hell!” And with that, the Devil retreated into his stronghold.
“Somehow,” Jack thought as he began his long walk out, “One can’t help but feel slighted.”

Next Time: Adding Insult to Injury

Ghosted by kingklash @ 10/25/2005 6:06 PM EDT


Hey! Computer Geeks has gag utilities for sale!!

http://www.geeks.com/products.asp?cat=JNT

Ghosted by Cliffjumper @ 10/25/2005 6:10 PM EDT


Hey Matt! Hey Everyone!

Just letting you know that after several years of absense, the classic: "It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" will be coming on tonight at 8:00pm on ABC! :)

I’ve been noticing that stores and TV networks have been getting back into Halloween this year.

I wonder if the influence of popular websites like this one and I-Mockery have played a part in that.

Ghosted by Tetsu Deinonychus @ 10/25/2005 6:20 PM EDT


A few people have posted reminders, Tetsu…I just got rid of the cable guy installing my new video recorder, and Great Pumpkin was the first thing I marked to record :D

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 10/25/2005 6:24 PM EDT


Yes? Yes. Yessss…… I actually found these at K-Mart a few weeks ago and, despite the fact I went there for batteries, left with a couple spoOoOoky peeps. Sitting at home in front of re-runs of King of the Hill I happily painted up my pumpmallows, turned to my girl-friend, and said, "I know I’ll be seeing these on X-E later this month."
Thanks again for never dissapointing me, Matt.

-Lucky

Ghosted by RedLightBulbs has fingers. @ 10/25/2005 6:39 PM EDT


The other day I found a pack of unopened Spooky Cats Peeps from last year. For some reason I just can’t bring myself to throw them out…

Ghosted by Mystie @ 10/25/2005 7:07 PM EDT


DON’T THROW THEM OUT! They are probably perfect and ripe right about now.

Ghosted by mtrox @ 10/25/2005 7:16 PM EDT


mmm…one must let the mallow mellow, so it seems.

We could almost be talking about wine here. The difference between, say a beaujolais nouveau and a nice, rich shiraz.

Hm. I’m guessing you can tell which I like best.

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/25/2005 8:17 PM EDT


Ok, how many of you guys out there actually REMEMBERED to watch "It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" tonight?

I sure did, and It was as good as it always was.

And I suddenly remembered that last year…I actually gave some kid a rock.

Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 10/25/2005 8:45 PM EDT


lol im sure you have more then 6 readers…14 tops

Ghosted by Mr. Fun @ 10/26/2005 1:54 AM EDT


Peeps cake? Buy two of the kits, spread the icing on one pumpkin, stack one on top, icing on that, stack, icing, stack, decorate. Then try to eat it in one bite.
Just because I have to limit my sugar, doesn’t mean I can’t still think of new ways to reach a sugar rush.

Holy crap, thanks for the idea… I will now be going on a hunt for these kits, buying two of them, and making a 4 layer Peep Cake (Or Mega Peep w/Extra Sugar). As soon as I am able to do this, I will document it and then probably go completely crazy from the sugar overload. Of course, I used to eat sugar packets…

Ghosted by CannedPasta @ 10/27/2005 2:50 AM EDT


I think you and I are the only ones in NJ that are part of the nationwide Lyman search initiative, and the only ones who know what the hell it means. Snagged the rare elusive coco cat peeps last weekend after strinking out last year. Now we need the Garfield in disguise petiton to bring it back started.

Ghosted by K NJ @ 10/27/2005 9:34 AM EDT


I live in NJ, can I be part of the Lyman search initiative? Is it anything like finding out where Waldo is?

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/27/2005 3:03 PM EDT


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