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10/23/2005: Halloween Kid Cuisine!

That “DVD TV” shit AMC did with the original F13 flick…THUMBS UP. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, AMC just ran the original Friday the 13th with the lower third of the screen blocked off for a running text trivia session, and though I’ve read pretty much every factoid in my extensive research of All Things F13 before, the gimmick kept me glued to the screen for however long the movie was on. Would be great to see more films get that treatment. What fun. Speaking of fun, now they’re showing F13 IV, so I’m going to leave you in a hurry with Monday’s entry on the Halloween Countdown: Spooky Kid Cuisine!

If you’re reading right now, turn on AMC…right now!


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Discussion Thread: 82 comments

As a long-ago lapsed veggie, kb, I’d say the answer is "no". Even after returning to carnivorous-ness I too continued to prefer Boca burgers, Morningstar fake’n bacon and Soyrizo to the original versions. But not for long.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 10/24/2005 2:10 PM EDT


Lisa Marie, Sallisaw is locatd in Eastern Oklahoma. We are on the border of Arkansas, 20 miles from Fort Smith. Tiny town, thogh we were where the subjects from the novel and movie "The Grapes of Wrath" hail. The weather is unusal for us this time of year. No rain for 3 weeks (read:very dry) and cold. Lows at night in the 30’s and 40’s highs in the 50’s and 60’s. Just last week the high was 92. Weird weather, almost, dare I say it, spooky? And to Carri, the Pictionary is a wonderful idea. I have 2 and a half hours to fill, and you know the attention span of youngun’s can be, well, brief. Thanks for your help.

Ghosted by bloodybrilliantme @ 10/24/2005 2:35 PM EDT


In the western half of the Sooner State, we had a nice frost on everything this morning. Sometime this week, I will probably be volunteered to carve a Jack O’Lantern for a niece’s class. I do quick simple work on a pumpkin and let the kids feel the pumpkin guts and check out the safety knives I use when I carve for kids.
Speaking of Grinning Gourds, I am going to limit my spontaneous postings this week, starting tomorrow. The reason is, I’m finally going to post my four-part debacle, an elaboration on the traditional origin of the Jack O’Lantern. I figure by the time Friday (and part four) rolls around, everyone will be nearly fed up with me, but not quite. Kinda the equivilant of bringing a plate full of homemade treats to the on-line holiday party that is X-E around this time of year. And, yeah, I have minimal cooking and writing skills.
Clicke Ye Name!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 10/24/2005 3:00 PM EDT


I’ve been singing that for weeks, kingklash! Good on ya’.

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/24/2005 4:02 PM EDT


KB, et al, I eat vegan "meat" like I can’t even describe. My reasoning is that I didn’t give up meat because I didn’t like the taste, so if I can get something close to the taste why not? Eating flavored wheat gluten (conveniently called seitan and pronounced "say-tan" so I can scare the other Catholics) that tastes almost exactly like meat doesn’t cause any suffering, so it’s okay by me.

I know some vegans who no longer like the taste of meat, and that’s cool too, but I have to say it’s elitist as hell when vegans say it’s somehow unethical to eat fake meat.

By the way, I make a damn good vegan "chicken" in lemon-olive-rosemary sauce. Can’t say it’s my recipe, but it rocks my socks.

Ghosted by Vegan Mike @ 10/24/2005 4:35 PM EDT


I was just now looking at the picture of the mini pizza with the pizza sauce face and came up with a great idea for a horror movie monster. A man with a freakishly round head with peeling skin. Just before he kills someone blood could start oozing out of the black empty orifices that are his eyes and mouth. He could wear a long shreded coat but have no body. He could just float and have hundreds of worm like fingers that slither out of the sleeves. Damn, I should get into movies. Bacta Burger :o

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 10/24/2005 4:39 PM EDT


Gawd, TV dinners are gross. I still buy them. And eat them. Yet… always disappointed. These Kid versions seem expoentially grosser than a hungry man meal. Thanks Matt, for exposing the lies those photos on the boxes tell so convincingly.

In other news, click my name to check out SON OF MONSTER MASH-UP.

/blatant plug over

Ghosted by dj BC @ 10/24/2005 4:49 PM EDT


Hm. I didn’t remember that many cool people living in No Man’s Land when last I was there. I’ll have to reconsider my opinions.

And Vegan Mike — you wouldn’t be interested in sharing that recipe, would you? I love me some Mediterranean-flair fare.

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/24/2005 4:55 PM EDT


Yes! I’ve been hoping that the X-E blog would someday transform into a recipe-sharing forum! We can start a sewing-bee too!
(I’m just kidding – I like finding tasty new recipes as much as the next guy)

Ghosted by Gozer @ 10/24/2005 5:08 PM EDT


In retrospect, I cannot believe I ever ate those Kiddie Cuisine meals. Gross stuff.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 5:11 PM EDT


Allison- It’s kid Cuisine not Kiddie Cuisine. That’s like mixing up Kabe and Muftak. Jeese come on Allison. Get it together.

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 10/24/2005 5:21 PM EDT


Ooops, you can tell how long its been since I ate that stuff. Hehe. Kid Cuisine.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 5:24 PM EDT


Darth Poop, I liked Star Wars for long enough to know who Kabe and Muftak are, and I still don’t understand your references.

Ghosted by mtrox @ 10/24/2005 5:29 PM EDT


mtrox- I don’t think I understand what you mean. Do you mean that jokeingly or do you not know the relation ship between Kabe and Muftak? As you can see I take the original trilogy very seriously. In case you didn’t know they were buds and are often asscociated with each other. I figured, hell, plenty of people get them confused. So there you have it. Constipated Captain Needa :o

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 10/24/2005 5:36 PM EDT


Just so we are clear: The fish sticks are NOT Dracula shaped. They are just fish sticks.

Darth, take it easy.

Ghosted by The Manimal @ 10/24/2005 5:37 PM EDT


Hell, I didn’t even understand the refs. I’m not a Star Wars fan (no offense). Felt like a Dennis Miller ref, but I understand those–lol.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 5:38 PM EDT


The Manimal, fish sticks are fish sticks, no matter how they’re shaped.

And they’re damn good too!

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 5:39 PM EDT


*laughing* I meant to have the recipe emailed to me, yo’!

And I think everyone needs to relax and have an Oozing Eyeball (jelly-filled marshmallow candy).

Ghosted by Lisa Marie @ 10/24/2005 5:49 PM EDT


I’ll drink to that Lisa Marie! While we’re at it we could wip up some Bossk Brownies and Wookie Cookies! You can find these and many more Star Wars themed recipes in the Star Wars Cookbook! Only $15.95! That’s my shtick.

Ghosted by Darth Poop @ 10/24/2005 6:03 PM EDT


An oozing eyeball?! That sounds pretty good.

Ghosted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 6:08 PM EDT


Lisa Marie, sure I’ll e-mail it to you… fair warning, though, making the fake chicken is a bit on the weird side if you’re not used to making your own seitan… but if you love to cook and don’t mind grabbing some weird ingredients, of course, my email address is something very close to michaelDOTbrownATjhuDOTedu :)

Ghosted by Vegan Mike @ 10/24/2005 6:14 PM EDT


Okay, I actually remember when they first started Kid Cuisine about 15 years ago. KC Penguin used to be BJ Penguin and he was more pear-shaped and wore a Hawaiian shirt. He was teamed up with a polar bear named Chef who naturally wore a chef’s outfit. I vaguely recall the first KC trays were covered in mazes or some sort of artwork.

Ghosted by Luap @ 10/24/2005 6:23 PM EDT


I’ve never had a TV dinner. Wow, how left out do I feel….. :(

Ghosted by Galvatron @ 10/24/2005 6:33 PM EDT


I vaguely remember a horror movie about evil children that have warts on the backs of their hands or something, and they sort of sprout from their mother. It was pretty awful, but I just have to know the name of it, anyone remember?

Ghosted by bloodybrilliantme @ 10/24/2005 6:43 PM EDT


I’ve never seen it, but that description sounds like it could possibly be David Cronenberg’s "The Brood."

Ghosted by Monte @ 10/24/2005 7:20 PM EDT


I loved the Farfetch’d pun! LOL, I’m rolling in my own laughter! Farfetch’d is probably my favorite Pokémon, but he hardly gets any recognition at all.

Ghosted by Brandon @ 10/24/2005 8:25 PM EDT


In my ramblings over various stores in the county, I’ve only seen the chicken nugget Halloween Kid Cuisine. I didn’t even know there was more out there. I haven’t eaten a TV dinner in a while. I used to do them for a quick before-work lunch, but even the Healthy Choice meals have too much salt and (to a lesser degree) sugar to fit my diet.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 10/24/2005 9:13 PM EDT


If I wasn’t so lazy, I might be on the hunt for these. I do enjoy hearing about the Kid Cuisine.
And the Oatmeal Swirlers- I distinctly remember one time when I had that for breakfast and I was just squeezing the "swirler" part into the bowl (no plans for any design), and what came out looked exactly like a deer. I flipped out and called my Mom in to take a picture. It was great. But then again, I was maybe five or so.

Ghosted by Rainbowfeet @ 10/24/2005 9:28 PM EDT


The commercials suggested using the swirly red stuff in Oatmeal Swirlers for playing tic-tac-toe, I guess with yourself. You win!

Ghosted by Matt @ 10/24/2005 9:29 PM EDT


It could be fun for Siamese twins.

On the subject of vegan meat-stuff, I’d say it’s a weird thing. I’ve never known anyone who’s gone vegan because they didn’t like the taste of meat (actually, I know someone who claims to be vegetarian because they don’t like meat’s taste, but she eats certain animals), and there’s nothing about fake meat that breaks the high-and-mighty vegan moral pretensions. It’s really strange, though – In going vegetarian, and eventually vegan, I sort of conditioned myself to not like meat. The smell of a chicken cooking disgusts me, yet poorly named foods like "Chick’n" patties, which, I believe, taste fairly accurate, are great to me.

As far as the question posed by Matt, I say that if you’re going to choose to eat meat anyway, or, for the tykes, if your parents are going to tell you that you must eat meat, have some fun. I don’t eat any of that junk because I can’t. I’ve read and heard too much about animal products for my brain to allow my mouth to accept meat. I didn’t just go vegan because it seemed like it might be fun. If you’re already capable of eating chickens, they might as well be shaped as bats.

Ghosted by Tougi @ 10/24/2005 9:58 PM EDT


The 4th KC ‘ween meal is spaghetti with meatballs. The duck is dressed as a mummy and the sides are a hunk of fudge and corn. No spooky fixin’s at all. The fishsticks with the duckula has chocolate pudding with "gravesite toppings"(candy spiders and crumbled oreo cookie dust). Here are all the codes: M9u88mmy – Gh07s34t – Sc3a7r8e – W8i6tc5h

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Ghosted by packratshow @ 10/25/2005 5:14 PM EDT


I’ve only eaten a Kid Cuisine meal once in my life and the experience was far from pleasant. About ten years ago I ate a meal which contained so much sodium that upon completion of said meal I practically drank my weight in water. I don’t know if all Kid Cuisines are that salt infested, but since that day no product bearing that cartoon penguin, however Halloween themed it may be, has appealed to me.

Ghosted by Skroob @ 10/29/2005 8:23 AM EDT


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