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Halloween Kid Cuisine!

That "DVD TV" shit AMC did with the original F13 flick...THUMBS UP. If you don't know what I'm talking about, AMC just ran the original Friday the 13th with the lower third of the screen blocked off for a running text trivia session, and though I've read pretty much every factoid in my extensive research of All Things F13 before, the gimmick kept me glued to the screen for however long the movie was on. Would be great to see more films get that treatment. What fun. Speaking of fun, now they're showing F13 IV, so I'm going to leave you in a hurry with Monday's entry on the Halloween Countdown: Spooky Kid Cuisine!

If you're reading right now, turn on AMC...right now!

Posted by Matt on 10/23/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 82 comments

I loved the Farfetch’d pun! LOL, I’m rolling in my own laughter! Farfetch’d is probably my favorite Pokémon, but he hardly gets any recognition at all.

Chestnuts roasted by Brandon @ 10/24/2005 8:25 PM


In my ramblings over various stores in the county, I’ve only seen the chicken nugget Halloween Kid Cuisine. I didn’t even know there was more out there. I haven’t eaten a TV dinner in a while. I used to do them for a quick before-work lunch, but even the Healthy Choice meals have too much salt and (to a lesser degree) sugar to fit my diet.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 10/24/2005 9:13 PM


If I wasn’t so lazy, I might be on the hunt for these. I do enjoy hearing about the Kid Cuisine.
And the Oatmeal Swirlers- I distinctly remember one time when I had that for breakfast and I was just squeezing the "swirler" part into the bowl (no plans for any design), and what came out looked exactly like a deer. I flipped out and called my Mom in to take a picture. It was great. But then again, I was maybe five or so.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 10/24/2005 9:28 PM


The commercials suggested using the swirly red stuff in Oatmeal Swirlers for playing tic-tac-toe, I guess with yourself. You win!

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 10/24/2005 9:29 PM


It could be fun for Siamese twins.

On the subject of vegan meat-stuff, I’d say it’s a weird thing. I’ve never known anyone who’s gone vegan because they didn’t like the taste of meat (actually, I know someone who claims to be vegetarian because they don’t like meat’s taste, but she eats certain animals), and there’s nothing about fake meat that breaks the high-and-mighty vegan moral pretensions. It’s really strange, though – In going vegetarian, and eventually vegan, I sort of conditioned myself to not like meat. The smell of a chicken cooking disgusts me, yet poorly named foods like "Chick’n" patties, which, I believe, taste fairly accurate, are great to me.

As far as the question posed by Matt, I say that if you’re going to choose to eat meat anyway, or, for the tykes, if your parents are going to tell you that you must eat meat, have some fun. I don’t eat any of that junk because I can’t. I’ve read and heard too much about animal products for my brain to allow my mouth to accept meat. I didn’t just go vegan because it seemed like it might be fun. If you’re already capable of eating chickens, they might as well be shaped as bats.

Chestnuts roasted by Tougi @ 10/24/2005 9:58 PM


The 4th KC ‘ween meal is spaghetti with meatballs. The duck is dressed as a mummy and the sides are a hunk of fudge and corn. No spooky fixin’s at all. The fishsticks with the duckula has chocolate pudding with "gravesite toppings"(candy spiders and crumbled oreo cookie dust). Here are all the codes: M9u88mmy – Gh07s34t – Sc3a7r8e – W8i6tc5h

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Chestnuts roasted by packratshow @ 10/25/2005 5:14 PM


I’ve only eaten a Kid Cuisine meal once in my life and the experience was far from pleasant. About ten years ago I ate a meal which contained so much sodium that upon completion of said meal I practically drank my weight in water. I don’t know if all Kid Cuisines are that salt infested, but since that day no product bearing that cartoon penguin, however Halloween themed it may be, has appealed to me.

Chestnuts roasted by Skroob @ 10/29/2005 8:23 AM


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