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Blueberry Beer! (Salem Part III)

So ends the Salem Series with Part 3, which is about beer or about food or about something else. I dunno, I just wanted an excuse for the animated blueberry beer image. You'll see. You'll wish you were drinking along.

In other news, I'm officially addicted to HBO's Rome, or if you're on the other side, BBC's Rome. Granted, the progression of time is really understated in a bad way (some episodes seem to span a timeframe of about two hours, while others cover a year), but screw me if this isn't Melrose Place with helmets and bloodletting. It's also clever how they play it mostly by the book as far as history goes, banking on the less-legendary main characters of Lucius and Titus to keep things unpredictable. Plus, the guy who plays Pompey starred in Hellraiser 2 as Dr. Channard. I've yet to see Kenneth Cranham in a role that doesn't require him to go headless. I can't imagine that it's been too critically heralded, as you've got to think this would be a huge turkey if the cast wasn't so terrific. Don't be a critic, be a watcher. You'll like it. You'll hate the little kid, but you'll like it otherwise.

Posted by Matt on 10/19/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 91 comments

I actually liked Orbitz…of course, I was around twelve when it originally came out, so I would put almost anything unconventional into my mouth.

Well, except for man-tinkin. I ain’t putting them in my mouth.

Chestnuts roasted by mtrox @ 10/21/2005 7:36 PM


I never heard of Orbitz. When did it come out? Is it a soda or something?

I saw something really funny on my Saturday Night Live Best of Jon Lovitz DVD the other night. It was a sketch of 3 Jerry Seinfeld-esque comedians (guest host Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz, and Dennis Miller). This, of course, was in 1988, and Jerry Seinfeld was really not all too well-known on television yet.

Lovitz and Miller get into a heated argument about half-and-half. Miller says "Why don’t they just call it crilk?" Lovitz says "No way, they should call it meam." "Crilk!" "Meam!" And so on, and so forth, until they get in this fake fight–possibly some of Miller’s better acting skills on display here. The audio commentary by Lovitz says that they used to do this often as a joke, and Miller always tried to throw Lovitz to the ground.

Classic.

So, gang, why do they call it "half and half"? Should they call it "crilk" or "meam"??????? I wanna know!!!! Sorry had to throw in a little Jerry Seinfeld there.

Chestnuts roasted by Allison @ 10/21/2005 8:13 PM


Orbitz was a soda, or mabye juice drink with little BB sized peices of fruit flavored goo. Kinda like Fun Fruits. It was pretty gross, I thought. But, it looked so cool in the bottle so I bought it. Once. I totally forgot about that stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 10/21/2005 8:23 PM


Anyone else see the faces in the wood patterns, it reminds me of EL&P’s cover art for Brain Salad Surgery. nuts? hmmm? Orbitz Sucked. for me, Tequiza sucked too. One of my fave beer stores has 32 ouncers of Bud Ice, though, like, we don’t get the cool icey-patterened glass on the upper part of the bottle, but it still rox, eh. on my list of shit to do, it includes, going pumpkin shopping, goto buddy’s concert tonite. maybe get blastered later on, i want to be Shaggy from scooby doo this year. my wife wants to go trick or treating. i don’t know waht to do, as i wanted to carve jack o lanterns and listen to spook music from x-e and maybe rip a halloween cd, and mix my techno over it.

Chestnuts roasted by Oliver Obelisk @ 10/21/2005 8:46 PM


So, gang, why do they call it "half and half"? Should they call it "crilk" or "meam"??????? I wanna know!!!! Sorry had to throw in a little Jerry Seinfeld there.

Kinda reminds me of the Stand Up & Win sketch from the SNL ep Jerry Seinfeld hosted. It was a jeopardy-like game show hosted by Jerry and the 3 contestants were Seinfeld-esque comedians (played by Dana Carvey, Adam Sandler, and Rob Schneider), and the questions were jokes and the comedians provided the punchline. And all 4 of them talked in an exaggerated Seinfeld voice.

ex:
for the Gilligan’s Island category: "A 3 hour tour?! A 3 hour tour?!"

Dana Carvey’s Response: "I know, and what’s up with the Professor? He can make a radio out of a coconut, but he can’t fix a hole in the damn boat!"

and it also coined the phrase "Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?" by Sandler

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/21/2005 11:59 PM


okay, I’ve been out of it for a couple days, so I will say:

Fun, great as usual, trip articles, Matt! I love me some good trip articles!

Allison!! Happy Birthday, a little late!! Hope you had a good one!

Um, yeah, that’s about it. Yeah.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 10/22/2005 2:13 AM


Hee. I still have a bottle of Orbitz sitting on my desk. It would make a great conversation piece, if anyone ever came into my room and could pick one artifact out of the overwhelming clutter. It’s held up extremely well over the years. One or two of the little red globes have started to deform, and the liquid looks a bit more like glycerine than it used to, but all in all not bad. I’d drink it for a substantial but not outrageous amount of money.
Lookit me, I’m Crazy Keeps Failed Drink Gimmicks of the Early Nineties in my Workspace Man. Gimme some candy!
Sigh. I miss SNL.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 10/22/2005 8:13 AM


Thanks Knegative for clearing up the mistery!

Beer + Blueberries… I like rum + raisins ice cream :D

Chestnuts roasted by yelinna (help me, my car isn't fast enough!) @ 10/22/2005 1:30 PM


Sigh. I miss SNL.

What are you talking about…SNL is (suprisingly) still on! Tonight’s host is Catherine Zeta-Jones and musical guest is Franz Ferdinand.

But if you’re talking about the days when Sandler, Hartman, Carvey, etc were on, I miss it too.

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 10/22/2005 2:26 PM


It’s perfectly okay to mourn a loved one when they’re dead. Even if they’re still staggering around, moaning, and eating peoples’ brains. And especially if Jimmy Fallon now seems to be an inextricable component of their ravaged soul.

Chestnuts roasted by Jedoc @ 10/22/2005 2:44 PM


Cool, now I know what to do with my Unicron and camera! I need to get those Marvel figures with the Galactus pieces so I can do some pictures of the Eater of Worlds and the Monster Planet coming to blows over a game of checkers. Or playing my Coleco Donkey Kong tabletop game. Maybe get an extra head and try to do a custom job to make Amalgam’s Galactaic.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/22/2005 2:52 PM


At this rate, you’re gonna beat Hemingway to the grave by a good thirty years, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Mel. @ 10/22/2005 8:39 PM


Re: the picture

It looks like those pirate ghosts finally got old Fred. I hope that Scooby and the other survivors will get to the bottom of this mystery in his memory.

Also, for a good pumpkin ale, try Post Road pumpkin ale from the Brooklyn Brewery. It’s about the best I’ve yet had.

Chestnuts roasted by Jack Gladney @ 10/23/2005 12:34 PM


Hey Kidneyboy, never too late!! We were still celebrating on Saturday. The parents took me and my brother out to dinner w/my boyfriend and his girlfriend.

My boyfriend got me and my brother tickets to Radio City Music Hall’s Christmas Spectacular (4 tix, so it’s gonna be a double date), got my brother a Donald Trump bobble-head (my brother works at Trump Marina), got me Muppet show Season 1, a VHS of Scooby-Doo Original Mysteries (I famously like watching vintage cartoons on VHS), the soundtracks for the 40 Year Old Virgin and Charlie Brown Christmas, and xoxo earrings custom-made by my dad’s jeweler friends (I have a gold-white gold xoxo bracelet he got me for our anniversary this year). They got one back that was damaged (probably by the owner–how rude), so the friends made a pair of dangly earrings from the bracelet. They are really cool!!!

I liked that Stand Up and Win sketch–I’m a HUGE SNL fan, and I prefer the 80s/early 90s seasons the best (86-92). Awesome stuff. The Carvey/Hartman era is the best!!!! Hardly a dull moment!

Chestnuts roasted by Allison @ 10/24/2005 5:21 PM


You said everything I wanted to say about Salem after my trip back on October 6th-10th. It’s so touristy, that you feel bad you didn’t learn more. I heard about seven versions of the same story at all the pseudo walks and tours and museums we took in. Best place to eat, hands down, is Red’s Sandwich Shop right off the Pedestrian Mall. I still had a fuckin’ wicked pissa good time though.

Chestnuts roasted by Crystal @ 10/25/2005 2:54 PM


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