I hate having huge ass limbs in my front yard and on my roof.
I hate not having power for 20 hours.
I hate 75 MPH winds ripping things off of your house and flinging them down the street.
That is all.
Ghosted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/24/2005 9:57 PM EDT
Hey Matt, I wanted to comment in the "Print Ads of the 80’s" article, but I couldn’t as it seems to have been closed to commentary.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CRAP that article was the bestest! Pogo balls? Battle Beasts? Visionaries? Fruit Slush? Jello Pops? FUN FRUITS!??
Fruit Slush and Jello Pops were on the verge of being expelled from my memory completely, yet thanks to you I can taste and feel them in my mouth as I just reminisce about them.
Oh yeah, and Transformers Pretenders sucked hairy dick.
Ghosted by Al @ 09/24/2005 9:57 PM EDT
Sorry to hear about it Wukong. Good luck to you and all victims of all the recent hurricanes.
Ghosted by Phil @ 09/24/2005 10:01 PM EDT
I’m watching Justice League on CN, and it got me to wonderin’…who does everybody favor in the centuries-old "Superman vs. The Flash footrace" debate? The Flash gets the nod from me, because, frankly, that’s all he’s got. Superman is fast and strong and can fly and a dozen other wonderful things, but all the Flash can do is run. So, you’d figure he’d be the best at it.
Ghosted by The Yeti @ 09/24/2005 10:09 PM EDT
Superman loses the race but beats the everliving shit out of Flash to remind him of the fact that no one cares about the Flash. Oh man I remember the short lived Flash TV series on CBS. Sucked big time!!!!
Ghosted by phunqsauce @ 09/24/2005 10:16 PM EDT
Flash can also steal speed, which means if you shoot him or punch him, he can essentially negate the velocity of the bullets or fist.
Also, he has the Speed Force. And the cosmic treadmill.
Ghosted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/24/2005 10:19 PM EDT
Is there anything good on that I’m just not seeing while I go through the channels? (EST) I need bad horror, or even a bad cooking show. Someone?
Ghosted by Ugh @ 09/24/2005 10:25 PM EDT
Um. On SciFi right no there are fighter jets firing missles at an electric cloud. Can’t make that shit up.
Matt, you made Nintendogs sounds XTREME. That’s…different.
im looking forward to that new sonic rush(ds)game and that new super mario game for the ds also
Ghosted by tru adam3000 @ 09/24/2005 10:57 PM EDT
sup nintendogs!
I’m also remembering the Flash show, the costume was pretty good, but that’s all I remember. My family didn’t watch too much CBS when I was a kid.
My nephew just got his Halloween costume, for $5 from the Family Dollar cheap-ass store…..Jar-Jar Fucking Binks!! Cheap ass costume, the mask looks like shit on a rubber band, and the "tunic" is like shiny paper. Fucked up piece of shit.
RE: Corey Haim, whoever said he larded up, well that’s just cruel. Have some fucking tolerance for the master!
Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 09/24/2005 11:56 PM EDT
Tolerance is all fine and well, but Haim is looking like he ate both Feldman and Hart. And then absorbed their powers to transform into The Corey Triforce.
Ghosted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 12:17 PM EDT
heh, the only thing good on right now is Eddie Murphy Raw on the Secret Stash. I don’t get Showtime, so I can’t watch Cube Zero.
I don’t give a fuck.
Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 09/25/2005 1:21 AM EDT
OMG Chucky smilie?!?!
Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 09/25/2005 1:24 AM EDT
im confused matt. i thought you worked for nippleodeon? how are you doing commercials for nintendo? also if you guys didnt know the big N’s head honda mr. miyamoto (creator of mario, zelda, etc.)is going to be signing autographs tomorrow morning at the nintendo store in times square. i’d go but i think you would have to get there pretty early and wait in line for awhile.
Ghosted by mikey @ 09/25/2005 2:08 AM EDT
head honcho^
Ghosted by mikey @ 09/25/2005 2:09 AM EDT
Thats pretty neat that he does commercials =D.
Matt, do you do the idea and make it? or are you just implementing an idea? or what?
Ghosted by Rutir @ 09/25/2005 2:33 AM EDT
Has anybody heard of this? Check out the link in my name. I found a site that is about Silence of the Lambs: The musical. The songs are ok, and you can tell they are very serious about it. My favorite songs? Put the f.cking lotion in the basket and if I could smell her cunt. Weird, lame, and wacky stuff. Onto the soda article.
dude, i love that pug rubbing it’s filthy tapeworm ass on the floor. awesome.
Ghosted by Sara @ 09/25/2005 11:11 AM EDT
Tolerance is all fine and well, but Haim is looking like he ate both Feldman and Hart. And then absorbed their powers to transform into The Corey Triforce.
Posted by The Wukong Effect @ 09/25/2005 12:17 AM EST
Oh dear this made me laugh so hard I started choking on my smoke. Well done!
Ghosted by MissKitty @ 09/25/2005 3:11 PM EDT
Resident Evil is coming out for DS… gonna own noobs. Heres the official site… http://www.capcom.co.jp/ds_bio/ Its in like half japanese so like… yeah all you can see is the screens. They have a couple previews for it on gamespot. Cool thing about the DS is the touch screen. When blood gets on it you have to whipe it off with your hand…. oh god yes i need this game
Ghosted by Cotter @ 09/25/2005 10:19 PM EDT
Can I Just Say That I Would Seriously Have Matt’s Babies If He Asked Me To After Perusing This Site? Whoever this man is, he’s quite a man! Matt, you have rocked my mostly intoxicated but still relevant world! LOve ya!
Ghosted by Nat @ 09/26/2005 5:19 AM EDT
Just got back from picking apples at the local orchard
Well, there goes MY idea for my Migrant Worker Fantasy Camp.
And the Corey Triforce becomes unstoppable when it wears his sunglasses at night.
Ghosted by Invader Norbert @ 09/26/2005 2:10 PM EDT
But the only wish the Corey Triforce can grant is to bring back the 80’s.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 09/26/2005 6:24 PM EDT
Goob: Yeah, I stumbled across that site during my quest to compile every song from The Silence of the Lambs (meaning, even the ones that play for like 2 seconds in the background). I found all but one, which I don’t believe had ever been released.
Yeah, I go on lame quests. Link I’m not.
I can’t believe it’s being turned into a real musical after all this time. I’d love to see it, the song are hilarious.
Ghosted by Night_Trekker @ 09/27/2005 1:44 AM EDT
I have to catch up, even if no one will read this for years to come.
I just wanted to say I used the Corey quote as my msn name I enjoyed it so much there, Wukong Effect.
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I loved the music for those spots that you did.