Gozer… talking about The Princess Bride is never lame. I can’t believe Inigo is on TV again. I saw his line misquoted somewhere prominent (I don’t remember where) as "I am the spaniard Inigo Montoya…" or something like that and I was like "He does NOT say that in the movie!!" I don’t know about the book, but I don’t know how you could ever hear that line without thinking of the movie. One day I will play the Princess Bride drinking game.
K, are you going as a pirate? I don’t know if that is close, I just love pirates. No one will ever dress as Captain Morgan for me. I REALLY want someone to dress as Captain Morgan and someone else to dress as Captain Hook and then they can have a deathmatch.
Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 09/11/2005 2:20 AM
IHAQ: Hey Gozer, whats strange about the listings on IMDB
Well, IMDB doesn’t just list "Columbo", but it has like 30 different versions like: "Columbo: Murder, Smoke and Shadows" and "Columbo: Columbo Goes to College" and "Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey". It’s actually kind of funny. I wish they had like a "Columbo: Extreme Prejudice – This Time, It’s Personal" or something.
It seems like that "Natural Cures" guy is on like 4 stations non-stop. I always think it says "Natural CURVES" though, so I usually get a laugh when I flip by; it seems like he’s like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite selling "herbal supplements" for breast enhancement. His "experts" are pretty strange too.
Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/11/2005 2:22 AM
Gabbylicious: I REALLY want someone to dress as Captain Morgan and someone else to dress as Captain Hook and then they can have a deathmatch.
Ruf-i-ooooooooooooooooooo!
Bang-a-rang Peter!
/Dead Poets Society AND Hook – now we just need one more Robin Williams reference for the trifecta….
Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 09/11/2005 2:24 AM
I think I am really slow because it wasn’t until about halfway through my second viewing of Napoleon Dynamite that I realized it was actually set in the 80s. Until I figured it out I just thought everyone was wearing really ugly clothes. Except for Napoleon’s boots, cuz those are freakin’ amazing.
Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 09/11/2005 2:29 AM
Nope, not a pirate. I watched Father’s Day today. So there ya go Gozer. Honestly, who would follow Sugar Ray around?
Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 09/11/2005 2:33 AM
Knegative: Are you going to go as a survey? Cause that’s what you said up there?
‘snot been a good day, folks. In fact it has been a downright shitty one. Sorry to rain on the parade.
Here’s one for you:
sorry, I don’t have it in me. Bye.
Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/11/2005 2:43 AM
I am playing Episode I Racer for N64. Aren’t i so lucky? ha ha. jk. its been a pretty boring night…
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 09/11/2005 2:59 AM
I have an idea for the contest, but not enough skill to make it come out right *sigh*.
Manimal-I put out a bunch of those rubber balls with the blood and stuff at my store Thurs. We also have glow-in-the-dark eyeballs, stick on wounds, and best of all, little bags of strechy, quishy, body parts.
I have Direct TV this year so I’m looking forward to all the horror movies and Halloween specials that I normally miss out on. Even if I own a movie it’s more fun to watch it on tv.
Chestnuts roasted by Realm @ 09/11/2005 3:08 AM
Are Halloween cereals out yet? I’ve seen Boo Berry but not Frankenberry or the awesome trio of Spooky Marshmallow Froot Loops, Spooky Apple Jacks, and Spooky Marshmallow Cocoa Rice Crispies. Any luck?
Chestnuts roasted by Eddie Lightning Frog @ 09/11/2005 4:13 AM
9-11, it’s mah birfday…
Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 09/11/2005 4:15 AM
prob 2 late for the festivities? but uh, nightmare elm street part 3 for the first time? that’s a tite movie, one of the best in the series, maybe THE best, i don’t remember if it had any boobies tho..
in retrospect i personally think freddy vs jason probably outdid any previous nightmare or jason movie, maybe not nightmare 3 tho
I hope for a KREMZEEK referance in the next article? Why because KREMZEEK had the pure chutzpa to hop into Blaster’s chest! Now THAT is an energy imp!
Chestnuts roasted by TRUKK NOT MUNKY @ 09/11/2005 5:29 AM
Click my name to see my entry… Disco Zombie!
Chestnuts roasted by Silkenray @ 09/11/2005 7:17 AM
BLUDGE-He wouldn’t have time to reverse it, the pain would be TOO intense.
My brother was actually the master of the figure four at our house. But I did really hurt a friend with the camel clutch/Steiner Recliner once. We thought he was just pretending to be hurt. When he came up crying and throwing the hardest punches an 8 year old could muster, I knew different.
REALM-Yeah, I saw all of that stuff but I am trying not to blow the Halloween budget just yet.
Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 09/11/2005 7:58 AM
Dude,seriously,youve gotta make a Halloween review/recap. Since according to all i know,youve never done one…?
Chestnuts roasted by messenjah @ 09/11/2005 8:52 AM
GOZER: IMDB does that because after the actual tv series ended they still made a bunch of Columbo tv movies. They did the same for Perry Mason, Murder She Wrote, and Matlock I think.
I watched the TAXI movie last night so you know I’m a glutton for punishment.
I was at a grocery store last night and they had the two Troll movies on one DVD for less than $6. Those need a review.
Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 09/11/2005 9:19 AM
Ok, thanks anyway Matt. Sorry it took me awhile to reply but Acid tends to mess up my train of thought.
Chestnuts roasted by TheJuggalo @ 09/11/2005 10:05 AM
HEY MAN, U SHOULD WRITE AND ARTICLE ON ARE U AFRIAD OF THE DARK FOR THE HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN
Chestnuts roasted by HEY MATT @ 09/11/2005 6:49 PM
Dead Poets Society AND Hook – now we just need one more Robin Williams reference for the trifecta….
Robots comes to DVD September 20th!
Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/12/2005 2:28 PM
Not that anyone is still reading this, but that’s technically the 4th Robin William’s reference, Norbert
Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 09/13/2005 11:26 AM
Hey, it’s Saturday ain’t it? It still counts.
Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 09/17/2005 9:13 PM
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Gozer… talking about The Princess Bride is never lame. I can’t believe Inigo is on TV again. I saw his line misquoted somewhere prominent (I don’t remember where) as "I am the spaniard Inigo Montoya…" or something like that and I was like "He does NOT say that in the movie!!" I don’t know about the book, but I don’t know how you could ever hear that line without thinking of the movie. One day I will play the Princess Bride drinking game.
K, are you going as a pirate? I don’t know if that is close, I just love pirates. No one will ever dress as Captain Morgan for me. I REALLY want someone to dress as Captain Morgan and someone else to dress as Captain Hook and then they can have a deathmatch.