Ahh! I passed out from over-wineage early yesterday. We’ll have to do our next Saturday Night Thread next Saturday night, yeah. Meantime, here’s the All Day Sunday Buffet Super Special Thread. I’m trying to make up for it, see?

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i think Charles Osgood has a secret flock of vampire bowties ready to fly at his command. At least I think they belong to Mr. Osgood. Either way, if I were Yeti, I’d wear turtlenecks for a while. Those little flapping four-in-ones tend to be territorial of the guys who still wear ‘em.
Any opinions about the news that Slipknot wants to sue Burger King over the "Coq Roq" ads? They claim that thier fans might get confused and think that Slipknot s endorsing chicken fries. Sounds to me like they have no confidence in thier fans’ intelligence. It’s no Melting Grimace, but at least there’s no ad with some dude waking up in the morning with Coq Roq looking at him.