Been super slammed at work. Here is my tale of woe: This morning, I snuck outside for the day's first ultra-quick under-the-radar cigarette break, and what do I see across the street? Every big time advertising icon imaginable, in full costume, from Mr. Peanut to Tony the Tiger, the Crash Test Dummies, the Energizer Bunny and beyond. My own personal Babylon, right across the fucking street, and I didn't have time to visit, much less run upstairs to grab my cell phone camera. Oh, poor me. And you thought those Krauts in the Third World had it bad. No idea what the celebration was about, but a coworker soon appeared in the office holding a pair of foam Energizer Bunny ears. Augh I hate him.
Sort-of Survey: Want to try something different with this thread, so BE WARNED before you read it. It's the SPOILER thread. Consider the comments section for this entry your one-time ticket to ask your fellow readers for the scoop on anything you want to know from all walks of entertainment -- if you're looking to be spoiled, ask away. Ask about movie endings. Ask about what happened on last week's Six Feet Under. I'm not sure how this will turn out, but it could be interesting. DO NOT READ the comments if you're avoiding spoilers for anything in particular at this point in time. It's all fair game. Doesn't have to be new stuff, either. Personally, I've always wondered how Predator 2 ended.
Posted by Matt on 08/02/2005. E-mail me!
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Cathouse: Dennis and Sunset break up and she leaves the Bunny Ranch to go work at the Kit Kat Ranch. It’s really sad.
Sex and the City: Miranda marries Steve and moves to Brooklyn, Charlotte adopts a Chinese baby, Samantha is a thinly disguised allegory for a slutty gay dude and Carrie gets a happy ending we’re supposed to think she deserves.
Carnivale: Brother Justin turns out to be Sofie’s dad, and to have the hots for her. Samson is a smooth talker and much more proactive in two days then Ben or Management were in two seasons. Ben kills Bro J to save Sofie, but Sofie goes all evil and kills Jones and maybe, just maybe brings back her pops from the dead. Hundreds of thousands of fans turn to each other saying What The Fuck.