Haven't seen Batman Begins yet, but I've read about its "disappointing returns" at the box office, "disappointing" stemming more from the fact that it cost so much to make. Worst part is, what everyone's calling the best parts have nothing to do with huge budgets, and you'd have to think that Nolan could've done a similarly awesome job with even half the budget. It's kind of funny though -- since everyone likes the movie, they're not blaming the lack of blockbuster sales on it. Rather, it's a "decline in the industry overall, AND WHAT GIVES?" I'm not saying it's not true -- there's probably something to it, but you can betcherass that if the movie was critically shit on, it would've been plainly been "the movie's fault." It's kind of like how every reporter said Jackson would be guilty until the verdict came in, when they then claimed they knew it'd come out that way all along while burning all evidence to the contrary on camera as they said it. Of course, I don't have beef with critics or reporters -- I just needed something else for this entry so it wouldn't just be a link to the Dunk-A-Balls article.
"Dunk-A-Balls" cereal arrived in 1993 as a sub-brand of Wheaties, forever changing the landscape of breakfast with basketball-shaped cereal pieces and the means to turn the box into a big disgusting net to hang over your milky bowl. It is the sole entry in Group 007 of The Cereal Prize Project, and it's yours to enjoy for a limited time only. Next up: I don't know and I don't care.
Posted by Matt on 06/20/2005. E-mail me!
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Yup, had those.