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Garfield’s Garfood!

As you can see, I've only made good on half the promise. We've got the blog rollin' in the new layout, but there were just too many cross-browser bugs to put it up on the main page quite yet. (Plus, there's the issue of redoing about a hundred images within the new format.) At least y'all can converse without pine to the left and Santa to the right -- we'll get the whole ditty up soon. Thanks to Brian for putting it together. Still have some tweaks to make here and there, but we're getting close.

I didn't have high hopes for this one before putting it together, but I kinda dig the way it came out. And if you've ever eaten a package of Garfield and Friends fruit snacks, you will too. It's an essay on Garfield's Garfood -- a collection of candies, snacks and kitty treats branded with the fat cat, all from the late `80s/early `90s. I just picked up season 2 of Garfield and Friends on DVD, and realized how much that show used to mean to me. It was my absolute fave for a short while. If you're around the same age as me and were also bit by the Odie bug, you should remember at least a few of the things seen in the article. Get to it. And while you're at it, pick up the DVD sets. I know how the strip's been received in the past few years (read: poorly), but the cartoon was great stuff. I haven't gotten up to any of the episodes with the "oh we're the ants" songs yet, but it's good to know that the future holds treasure.

Also picked up Freddy Vs. Jason, the only film featuring either character that I hadn't yet bought. It was moreover to see the infamous original ending, and after seeing the infamous original ending, I can say for sure that it's a good thing they changed it to the dreamy Freddy/Jason lake epilogue. If you thought the film relied too heavily on the kids and not at all enough on the title characters, the original ending would've really pissed ya off. I hope they get around to making whatever kind of sequel they decide on -- at the horror convention, Englund pretty explicitly said not to expect Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash, as Raimi/Campbell would prefer to do an all-new Evil Dead flick than throw their legacy to the wolves, so to speak. On the upside, he seemed confident that Freddy would be tangling with Michael Myers down the road, and I only hope that doesn't mean Jason's going to be left in the dust. I'd personally rather see each character return to their respective series for individual films closer to their original appeal, but that's seeming less and less likely. Ah well.

Speaking of movies, it's looking to be a way-great summer with Batman Begins and War of the Worlds being two definite must-sees. X-E's reliable snail of a designer, Brian, saw Batsy last week and loved it. And as far as War of the Worlds goes, I'm pretty sure I'll love it even if it's the worst movie ever made. I'm even slightly interested in Shark Boy and Lava Girl due to the 3-D thing, which is overstated in the television ads to the point where it'd be worth seeing in theaters just to watch all the kids cry with disappointment.

Posted by Matt on 06/05/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 141 comments

I guess "Volume" threw me off. Like the LOONEY TUNES volumes which have no reason or rhyme as to why those particular shorts have been chosen.

Chestnuts roasted by The Manimal @ 06/05/2005 9:32 PM


liked the gray stoney stuff better, but not because i don’t like the boards

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/05/2005 9:36 PM


As usual, I am late for a reply again, but I liked the gray. Probably the "odd one out", but oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by TW @ 06/05/2005 9:38 PM


It seems like wood’s in the lead, but the gray still has its supporters. (It was intended to be TV static.) My problem with it was that it was kinda bland, and mixed with the plain red, it just gave too high of a percentage of the layout without any real flavor.

Brian prefers the static, though, and wants to see if he can create a different one. I’m leaning towards the wood, but you know me and boardwalks.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/05/2005 9:43 PM


does anyone out there still have a smoke free generation t-shirt? I have been trying to find one and am now willing to have one made, I just can’t remember what the logo looked like

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/05/2005 9:44 PM


Now on a more Garfield-y note, anyone remember a brand of Nachos with Garfield on the bag? I used to see those all the time, and, the consumer whore I am, always thought they must have been some retarded god’s version of ambrosia, tasting like garfield just shat gold into a cellophane bag. Garfield makes any day a happy day!

Chestnuts roasted by Road Block @ 06/05/2005 9:50 PM


A tv w/out the cable static/snow effect would be cool for a background. I like both backgrounds though. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by TW @ 06/05/2005 9:51 PM


ugh. I cannot write tonight. I just meant the snowy effect, not with a tv!! AAARGH!

Chestnuts roasted by TW @ 06/05/2005 9:53 PM


garfield nachos with mexican garfield who wore a poncho and a sombrero. I think they still make them

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/05/2005 9:56 PM


Shit… I remember Garfield Nachos… great stuff… horrid cheese nacho flavour that filled that Junk Food Junkie urges.

Garfield Stripe Gum? Still have fond dreams of that stuff… Seemed only to last one month, tho.

Chestnuts roasted by AlphaCentaurian @ 06/05/2005 10:03 PM


kb- it’s a long shot, but try these two sites-
http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com
http://www.tshirtsforall.com
I have not idea where you could find one directly, but I hope you have some luck on either of those sites.
Matt, an apology, I read your post too fast, and didn’t read the part in the parenthesis where you said the grey was supposed to be tv static. I am officially the blog dumba$$. :(

Chestnuts roasted by TW @ 06/05/2005 10:14 PM


Oh, TW, that’s the least offensive thing I’ve been told all week. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/05/2005 10:15 PM


My vote is for the "Very Starwberry" variety of Garfield fruit snacks. Always a staple at my household circa ’91-’94ish.

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/nesvideos/ badass video game speedruns

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 06/05/2005 10:18 PM


Anybody else out there with really high monitor resolution notice that the wood knots in the left side of the screen look like eyes staring at you?

Chestnuts roasted by Gene @ 06/05/2005 10:30 PM


The chain "Meijer’s" has Garfield on all of the "store brand" items. Like the bags of Honey Nut cereal (the cheerio rip off) has him dressed up in a bee costume, hanging by a rope tied around his waist with a bubble that says "Show Me The Honey". But he is on EVERYTHING.

Chestnuts roasted by Cannedpasta @ 06/05/2005 10:31 PM


aliens and pigs eyes

Chestnuts roasted by kb @ 06/05/2005 10:33 PM


Aww…no mention (as far as a quick perusal shows)of the Garfield Rubber covered lollipops? Believe they came in Garfield and Odie molds around 88-9.

Chestnuts roasted by DarkCloud @ 06/05/2005 10:40 PM


trajeal: I’m with you on the Tom Cruise hating. A lot of people were talking about his interview on Oprah, so I saw some of it (apparently I don’t know what pain is), and…Tom Cruise is a hyperactive cyborg programmed to love, spaz, kill, and destroy.

I will take on him and Oprah if I have to. I don’t know how I’ll defeat Oprah, but I’ll drown Tom Cruise in Dawson’s Creek.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to Batman Begins, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (somebody mentioned that Depp looks like Amelie in the movie and I agree), and even Bewitched. I was semi-excited for the Fantastic Four, but looks like my fears of it being not so awesome will come to fruition.

Chestnuts roasted by Dr. Acula @ 06/05/2005 10:46 PM


The wood background works because it makes me feel like I’m looking down at a Trapper Keeper that is resting on the filthy porch of a dilapidated log-cabin. Y’see…it’s like I’m hatching some high-profile burglary within the pages of my tattered Trapper Keeper while hiding out in an isolated cabin deep within the Louisiana bayou. Every night an orchestra of chirping crickets and croaking bullfrogs lulls me to sleep whilst I gaze out my bedroom window, carefully planning a daring string of robberies across the Florida panhandle that will hopefully fill the gaping void that was left within me when my beloved girlfriend Peggy-Sue was killed in a hail of FBI-gunfire outside the First National Bank of Poughkeepsie.

Plus, brown is the color of poo…

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 06/05/2005 11:26 PM


My "Tom Cruise loving" days have died, except for one thing. There is only ONE THING that he did that I will always love. Lestat – I loved him in Interview With the Vampire, but everything else – :P down the drain!

TW – I just watched Napoleon the other night for the first time. Ha! It was good – but, at first, you might ask yourself if the 90 some minutes watching it was REALLY worth it. It takes a bit for it to sink in and become addictive enough for you not to be able to forget it – ever.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 06/05/2005 11:35 PM


Ohh DarkCloud! Those lollipops tasted SO disgusting! :X Ugh, I forgot all about them… It was nearly impossible to get the rubber off of them, and of course, trying to put it back on, after the ‘pop was wet n sticky was even more impossible… and you know you had to try.

They tasted like slightly sour plastic … or maybe kind of puke flavored.

At least mine did.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 06/05/2005 11:41 PM


First off, I like the new layout.

Second, does anyone remember Garfield magazine? I used to love magazines based on popular cartoons. Also, anyone remember Alpo Catfood had Garfield as it’s spokesman?

One more thing, does the season 1 Garfield DVD have the "Friends Are There" theme song? I hate that they never show it in the reruns.

Chestnuts roasted by Tetsu Deinonychus @ 06/05/2005 11:56 PM


Hah! Yeah I remember getting them as good deed treats. Man they were horrid before you got past the layer that touched the rubber directly. Weren’t all that great when you reached the center either.

I believe Garfield was mangoberry or something like that and Odie was just plain cherry.

Chestnuts roasted by DarkCloud @ 06/05/2005 11:59 PM


I don’t think I ever had an Odie one – just the horrible translucent orange Garfield, and that would totally make sense if it was some kind of mango – because I can’t stand mango now! I’m glad to know where that stemmed from, since I like just about every other fruit there is.

I don’t think I ever made it much past that first icky layer – it was too nasty. :X After once or twice of taking the rubber Garield off, it stayed on, and mom probably threw it away after a few days of nagging me about it.

Chestnuts roasted by Ryane @ 06/06/2005 12:22 PM


It definitely looked like static, that’s why it was cool. I like the fishes as well.
Manimal, I agree with the annoyance at "best of" type DVD sets. Most recently I was disappointed to find out that Laugh-In! is like that…there’s a legit reason for it for MST3K though, because they have to finagle the licensing for each individual movie so season sets are impossible to arrange.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 06/06/2005 12:26 PM


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