Currently working on an article, but just remembered that I wanted to show the world the new Star Wars Pop Tarts -- "Lava Berry Explosion," in tribute to the setting of Anakin and Obi-Wan's fateful duel. It's one of the better Sith-related food promotions I've seen, as it actually affects the grub itself instead of just throwing a character on the box. Not to say that they haven't, because Vader's right there, but take a look at the Pop Tarts themselves -- red to all Hell, with even redder jelly filling and a bunch of yellowish sprinkle things for a slight atmospheric effect. Something like that. I'm not very fond of Pop Tarts to begin with and thus a terrible judge, but personally, they taste way too much like candy to me. Even the pastry crust is a sonic cavity inducer.

Speaking of ROTS, I've read a lot of reviews and most seem pretty positive, but my old pal Rob from Retrocrush hated it. And it's not so much the subjective-based points of his review that concern me -- it's just the simple facts about the movie. I wouldn't read it if you're avoiding spoilers, but again, judging by this, it looks like we may have another case where it'll be tough to overlook the oversights (hey!) and just enjoy it for what it is -- which I will try to do with every last ounce of Force power in my loins.