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Way-uh-sec...ja meen they CAN-CHA-LIN 'Everyone Loves Raymond?!'Yesterday, I snuck outside for a quick cig, and who was standing there but none other than current WWE champ and probably the only guy in the world who can make the public think highly of Stacker 2's energy drinks, John Cena. With championship belt. I'm pretty sure the crew filming him was from UPN, with the director giving him a bunch of oddball things to freestyle about. I must've got out there just as they did, because within a minute, every wrestling fan in Times Square was throwing panties. Best part: The random derelict hopping up and down behind the cameraman, screaming about how Cena "kills EVERYONE, I mean it, he kills EVERYONE, man!" If history is any indication, whatever they were filming will be on UPN after Smackdown! this Thursday. Keep your ears open -- I guarantee the production team will not be able to drown out the screaming crazy derelict. He's obviously on his way to Intercontinental gold. I've really gotta start keeping my camera with me at all times. Bad Matt.

Posted by Matt on 05/03/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 56 comments

Hey Erik Majorwitz,
I’m down in Stuttgart. Moved here to get married, now I’m just kicking it with my $20 set of rabbit-ears that pick up 1 count ‘em ONE station. Yehaaaa! What about you? How’s the weather there? It’s pretty rainy here, but at least it’s not snowing any more.

Later,
Mad Cow

Chestnuts roasted by Mad Cow @ 05/04/2005 1:09 PM

God I hate wrestling. It just hasn’t been the same since the old days with Macho Man Randy Savage, Brutis The Barber Beefcake, Andre the Giant, Junk-Yard Dog.. you get the idea. I actually met The Barber once, waaaaaaaaay back in the day. I think Mick Foley is the only one who reminds me of those days. Even the "Hulkster" is a shadow of his "old school" self.

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 05/04/2005 3:04 PM

hey matt coud you get me a working link to the megatron coast 2 coast parody?

Chestnuts roasted by yarb77 @ 05/04/2005 3:43 PM

You guys ever been to that hilarious website http://www.codehulkster.com ? It has the hulkster doing funny things! HEHEHEHEH

Chestnuts roasted by Mike @ 05/04/2005 3:51 PM

Christian ripping on John Cena is probably the best thing in wrestling for quite some time. The fact that he got crushed by Kane gives me hope that he’ll be rewarded with a main-event push.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 05/04/2005 5:27 PM

They were indeed called The Works. I think another company did an equally delicious product called Loaded Baked Potato.

Speaking of chips, does anyone remember some pizza chips? They came in cheese, pepperoni, and supreme.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 05/04/2005 5:55 PM

Side note: I’m still hearing it as "Bacon-filled Cakes." Curse you, Betty Crocker!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/04/2005 5:56 PM

I got to shake Cena’s hand after he came out into the crowd at a house show recently :P

Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 05/04/2005 7:00 PM

Mara, maybe you are thinking of Tater Skins? They were made by Keebler, and had a jungle that went "they have great taste because they have potato skins for real", or something like that. They still make Tater Skins, but it is by some no-name snack food company (I guess Keebler sold the rights)

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 05/04/2005 7:59 PM

I suddenly remembered. Ruffles did the Works potato flavor. Lays did a promotion where they had tributes to various US state flavors. Ex-Wisconsin cheddar flavor. They did a Loaded Baked Potato that was a tribute to Chicago. I have no clue what Chicago has to do with baked potatoes though.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 05/04/2005 9:29 PM

Hey Matt, maybe you should consider getting one of those small 1-2 mega-pixel cameras that they sell for like $30-40. Sure, they tend to be kind of crappy, but they are small enough that you can actually carry them around without it being a hastle, and cheap enough that you can carry them around without worrying too much about it getting lost or damaged.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff @ 05/04/2005 9:46 PM

Mad Cow,

Not sure how far Giessen is from you. Are you in the military? I’m riding the gravy train, taking care of kids and playing club level American Football, so I can’t complain.

Weather sucks…Its raining currently.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 05/05/2005 1:41 AM

Hey, there’s a piece about this this blog is on the pro wrestling torch (because of me. woohoo!)

Check it out:
http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_13074.shtml

Chestnuts roasted by The T @ 05/05/2005 5:24 AM

this this? Oops.

Chestnuts roasted by The T @ 05/05/2005 5:24 AM

dude, these decorations will be up until Halloween.

Chestnuts roasted by dfgdgdg @ 05/05/2005 9:19 AM

A $600 AFN decoder? is it still only one channel? still no commericals?
For ten years now I can’t stand the wheel of fortune because I use to be forced to watch it. need hardship pay for only having one channel.

Chestnuts roasted by RAS @ 05/05/2005 10:33 AM

No…they actually have several channels now, but it still blows.

When I was in the Okinawa with the Marines, they only had three channels, AFN, some movie channel, and a Japanese language one. Ghostbusters in Japanese is a hoot! I was able to follow baseball, but I did give all the players automotive names…

Now here in Germany, as a civilian (thank God!), it is AFN Europe, AFN Korea, AFN Atlantic, AFN Sports, AFN Spectrum…aww, who am I kidding, it still sucks!

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 05/05/2005 3:41 PM

DOes AFN still have crappy PSAs instead of actual commercials? I remember when I got Ninja Turtles on VHS I was delighted to see the Pizza Hut "Right Field" commercial. Either that or it was the sheer euphoria of being able to watch the TMNT movie whenever I wanted.

Chestnuts roasted by Ed @ 05/06/2005 1:18 AM

WWE SUCKS!

Chestnuts roasted by dfddgfgd @ 05/06/2005 10:23 AM

Hey, Matt… where do you work? I’m at 45th and Broadway next to Planet Hollywood.

Chestnuts roasted by My name's Matt too @ 05/06/2005 12:12 PM

Cena isn’t getting a huge push just because the WWE wants him to… he’s getting a huge push because the CHAIN GANG wants him to! I can agree that he lacks a little in the wresting talent department, but the man holds the audience in the palm of his hand every single night, and even if I didn’t like the guy, I couldn’t deny that he’s the most popular guy in the company right now.

Chestnuts roasted by SKiTZo from stupid5pin.com @ 05/06/2005 6:58 PM

john cena is still d best.. =)

Chestnuts roasted by simply me.. @ 05/07/2005 1:30 AM

r u sure? boy, he’s my idol.. hope its not true..

wait.. y do u think dey screamed "HE KILLS EVERYONE"?

it’s freaking me out.. totally!

Chestnuts roasted by freaked out @ 05/07/2005 1:34 AM

Although my like for WWE has been topsy-turvy for quite some time now (watch it but end up changing channel), Cena is – to me – the most annoying character right now. His whole gimmick chills my very soul.

However, his (very) brief spurts of intensity before WMXXI were promising – could never make up for his lack of ring skills though.

As for the Xmas theme – what is the point of removing them in the middle of the year? It has gotten to the point where they MUST – I repeat MUST – stay until Xmas ’05.
Either remove in Jan’ of next year or change them for updated Christmas goodness in December.

Christmas in May? – XE RuleZ!!1 ;p (sorry)

Chestnuts roasted by CWH @ 05/07/2005 11:55 AM

you’re lucky man! i love cena..

Chestnuts roasted by -karma @ 05/08/2005 9:35 AM

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