Yesterday, I snuck outside for a quick cig, and who was standing there but none other than current WWE champ and probably the only guy in the world who can make the public think highly of Stacker 2's energy drinks, John Cena. With championship belt. I'm pretty sure the crew filming him was from UPN, with the director giving him a bunch of oddball things to freestyle about. I must've got out there just as they did, because within a minute, every wrestling fan in Times Square was throwing panties. Best part: The random derelict hopping up and down behind the cameraman, screaming about how Cena "kills EVERYONE, I mean it, he kills EVERYONE, man!" If history is any indication, whatever they were filming will be on UPN after Smackdown! this Thursday. Keep your ears open -- I guarantee the production team will not be able to drown out the screaming crazy derelict. He's obviously on his way to Intercontinental gold. I've really gotta start keeping my camera with me at all times. Bad Matt.