Here is my inevitable review of ToyBiz's "Thing Feet,", a new Fantastic Four toy that challenges Hulk Hands to a damning duel for the title of best toy ever. I'd heard of them already, and while they didn't surpass my hopes and dreams, they're still pretty awesome. And they yell things when I walk in them.
While picking these up, I couldn't help but notice how batshit crazy TRU's gone with the Easter stuff. Inarguably a larger stock of seasonal fare than Halloween or Christmas got. There were dozens of store-made baskets filled with overstocks and lesser-solds, but the bigger delight was the many number of "TRU exclusive" two-packs -- essentially a way for the chain to cash in on the holiday by feeding clueless parents undesired toys packaged by the group in makeshift cardboard. I picked up one item of particular interest, which I refuse to name until the next blog entry. Take that.
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As the guy who first broke the news about Thing Feet to Matt, I feel great pride in having at least some iota of involvement with the site.
I’m not disappointed in the lack of pics of Matt wearing both Hulk Hands and Thing Feet, but I am disappointed that Matt at no point threatened a cat.
Unfortunately, I can’t see Deadpool Hands as selling real well.