Another Miniature Movie Review: Finally caught the third Harry Potter flick. Though all three were amaaazing movies that have probably shaped more childhoods that they’re given credit for (Let’s face it, not everyone reads books.), I still think the second was the best of the lot. The third, I dunno…kinda feels like this particular story read better than it played out onscreen. Don’t want to nitpick since they’re all great movies, and anything that makes me see Robbie Coltrane for more than his cameo role in the Haim-driven Oh, What I Night is a gooood thing.
Another Miniature Movie Review: I take it back: Friday the 13th Part V wasn’t that bad. Definitely not the worst in the series, at least. The Michael Jackson wannabe sharing a duet with his girlfriend while shitting in the outhouse is worth the price of admission alone. “Damn those enchiladas?” Plus, I’m pretty sure that said wannabe’s younger brother was played by none other than “Dudley” of Diff’rent Strokes fame. I’m sure he’d love to be referred to only as “Dudley.” There’s even a Tina Yothers look-a-like with punkish black streaks in her hair who robot dances for like six hours straight before the fake Jason finally wanders in and kills her. These are strong points for a film even devoted F13 fans seem to hate by and large.
Another Miniature Movie Review: The more foreign-based Trekkies 2 wasn’t nearly as fun as the original, but revisiting some of the chief fanatics from the first documentary makes it a worthy watch. Gabe, the mulleted kid from the original, turned out a-okay and was probably an uplifting object for thousands of other nerdy-types wondering if they’d ever get their freak off.
Posted by Matt on 02/28/2005. E-mail me!
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I still haven’t gotten through all the old posts yet. (and probably never will, there’s too many!)
This is going to sound made up but it is absolutely true: The "Oooo Baby" song/exchange from FRIDAY THE 13th Part 5 was on my answering machine in college. Very confusing when strangers called.
P.S. that guy is also in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD as "the black guy." HI-LARIOUS!
I don’t know man, it is pretty bad. I like it when the girl is dancing for 5 minutes for no reason or when Reggie screams like a girl.