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The Madballs Bop Bag!

When I was wee ladding, I had a Smurfs "bop bag" featuring none other than Gargamel himself. I guess the thinking was, since kids were going to be beating the holy fuck out of the bop bag, the company might as well have based it on a villain character. I loved that stupid thing so much. Me being the youngest and weakest of seven brothers and sisters, it was the only thing in the house outside of Sandy the unloved dog that I could successfully pin for the Intercontinental title. Gargamel always came back for more of my patented body blows, Bull Charges and Tiger Punches, because that's what any good bop bag does.

Bop bags came in all colors and sizes, and sometimes bop bags were full of surprises. In the very odd case shown above, the technology was bestowed upon the popular but not that popular Madballs franchise, run by those who were convinced that such classic characters as "Wolf Breath" were destined to become more than mere foam rubber balls, even if every attempt to move 'em into new territory blew up in their bankrupt faces. I don't know how many Madballs bop bags were produced, but I'll put the bank on the fact that less than five were sold. EVER. Not that it isn't an object of supreme excellence -- it is, but kids who were heavily into Madballs had probably grown older than "bop bag age." Three-year-olds weren't allowed to have balls with devil faces on them.

God, that was a bitch to blow up. I need to stop smoking and start nebulizing.

After blowing it up forever, the end results were pretty cool. "Aargh" and "Dust Brain" are the chosen representatives, conspiring to forge an "3-D" effect against a clear plastic background. There's nothing absurdly 3-D about it, but the box is convinced otherwise. For more information on Madballs, don't click here, click here.

Posted by Matt on 02/16/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 73 comments

I had one of those bop bags, but I think it had a clown on it. What I remember MUCH more fondly was something called "Rocky Boppers" They were like inflatable boxing gloves that you put on your hands to safely pound on your pals. I believe that I had the Mr. T ones, as I was obsessed with ANYTHING "T" at that time. So this was around Rocky III. Anyone else remember these things?

Also…I want to know the story of the room that pic was taken in. Matt, is that your store room?

Chestnuts roasted by maladjusted @ 02/17/2005 7:33 AM


Can’t say I ever had one of these bop bags, but I most certainly do remember Madballs.

Back in 6th grade at the height of their popularity, they were seemingly a dime a dozen. So everybody had them. And everybody brought them to middle school. And everybody flushed them down the toilet, because it would clog and jam the pipes, creating a rather large mess.

Soon after our weeks of fun, nobody seemed to have them anymore and they sort of just disappeared.

The next fad was taking large Ziploc bags, filling them up with air, sealing them tight, bringing them into the bathroom, jumping up in the air and landing square on the bag. The resulting ‘explosion’ could be heard throughout the entire school. Good times, good times indeed.

Chestnuts roasted by jack burton @ 02/17/2005 7:45 AM


I’ll vote for the 83′ Dick Clark special too. That’d be fun to watch.

A couple years ago I found some comics from that August and they had the ads for that particular Saturday lineup. I’ve been wanting to see them since then.

Chestnuts roasted by Carri @ 02/17/2005 9:34 AM


I’m confused why the company felt it necessary to explain that the real-world object exists in three dimensions.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 02/17/2005 11:10 AM


Dear Ann Landers,

My Mother in-law is coming to visit soon and there has always been tension between us. She is a very devout Christian and seems to think I am not as faithful as herself. Yes, my husband and I go to church every Sunday and pray before meals and bed, but we do not have a painting of Jesus in our house. My husband and I practice "safe Christian sex", as you well know means that we only fornicate to procreate. But lately my husband has wanted to fornicate for pleasure. I caught him looking at Janet Jackson’s picture on the internet (from her supposed "wardrobe malfunction") and think that the FCC should really crack down on this kind of smut! So my question is, should I serve a traditional Easter roast beef or try something a little different and go ‘tofurky’ to honor her vegetarian ways?

Thank you for your column, I love it!

-LIO

Chestnuts roasted by Lost in Ohio @ 02/17/2005 11:31 AM


That snake link reminded me of my all-time favorite X-E article, the one where Matt announced that he was taking the site in a bold new direction: Tigers.

Chestnuts roasted by josh rulz #1 @ 02/17/2005 11:32 AM


Your blog and your page is so awesome.

Chestnuts roasted by dessie @ 02/17/2005 11:54 AM


Matt, I am awe stricken by how much awesome crap you have in your house. I would pay good money just to be able to tour your over stuffed apartment and look at all that awesome stuff.

ANyway I had a Yogi Bear bop bag when I was younger. I always hit it with that Nerf Sword I always loved as a kid and put one or two bite marks in. It was too tempting to resist.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Z @ 02/17/2005 12:30 PM


Matt,
Good to "see" you back on the site! I have to say I love when you take pictures of stuff in your house because I love looking at all the random stuff you have in the background…okay so maybe I’m not paying attention to the main focus of the picture like I should but who cares? :) Oh and as far as Bop Bags, I had a giant inflatable E.T. when I was younger but it was actually like a life sized thing (rather than his picture on a bag) that had a round bottom so he could wobble back and forth. and yeah you could punch him. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Melissa Y. @ 02/17/2005 1:13 PM


I had a few bop bags when I was a tike. My favorite one was Boss Hog from Dukes of Hazzard.

Chestnuts roasted by eyeless @ 02/17/2005 1:13 PM


Yeah matt-
Your store room in the back of the picture looks cooler than 10,000 toys-r-us(es?)…Can I beg for some detailed pictures of it?? Or is it as safely guarded as the honeycomb hideout?

Chestnuts roasted by John Galt @ 02/17/2005 1:26 PM


I had a Scooby Doo bop bag. I actually injured myself on it. I bet you think that’s impossible, right? Well, I did it, yes, I did. In all of my infinite wisdom, I turned the bop bag on its side and proceeded to stand on it. Yes, it was cylindrical. No, I am not half retarded. I was actually only about four. The worst part about this story was the fact that, not only did I stand on the stupid thing sideways, but I stood it on our stone mantel. When the blow-up sausage flipped out from beneath me, the first thing I hit was the mortar, and the first thing I hit it w/ was my chin. I had to get stitches, but luckily I couldn’t see the wound, since it was on my face, and I didn’t freak out too badly. I’m told I didn’t even cry during the stitches, whish makes me feel numb as well as dumb. Oh, well.

Matt, maybe you can train to be in the next Rocky w/ your bob bag. It’d be a great story, especially if the first guy you fight is blue with one eye and stitches in his forehead.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 02/17/2005 2:29 PM


I’ve always been under the impression since my sinister youth that if there was a God, he’d most likely look a lot like Dust Brain and not a dude with a mullet and sandals. To each their own!

Chestnuts roasted by Review the World @ 02/17/2005 2:43 PM


39th post!

Chestnuts roasted by Mike Fireball @ 02/17/2005 3:33 PM


I use to have one of these but it was Fred Flintstone. I also think I had a Godzilla one at one point. Or maybe my brother did. Any way, they both got popped.

Chestnuts roasted by radiodj19 @ 02/17/2005 6:12 PM


unkown post!!!

uhmmmm I still remember when you posted the Pocono Snake and Animal Farm article…I couldn’t stop wondering which sort of poisoned mind could throw god forsake beast into that god forsaken place and still had the guts to call it "Farm".

I need to start smoking!

Chestnuts roasted by melonian @ 02/17/2005 7:49 PM


OH MY! Matt What is that and where did you get it from what is that horrible clock monster? You know the one skelator turned in to when he lost his shirt I swear thats the ulgyest thingy ive ever seen what is it and where did you get it from please do anyone know!!!???

Chestnuts roasted by JAM @ 02/17/2005 8:04 PM


oh yea the reason im asking that is cuz i see it in the background

Chestnuts roasted by JAM @ 02/17/2005 8:05 PM


More on http://www.g4tv.com/screensavers/features/51086/Two_Minutes_with_the_Robot_Chicken_Guys.html">Robot http://www.adultswim.com/clips/robotchicken/ep02/index.html">Chicken

I would hope with the Toyfare connection they would ask Matt to contribute.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 02/17/2005 9:50 PM


I don’t remember having a bop bag…but we DID have an inflatable Easter egg that sort of served the same purpose for many springs in the 80s and early 90s.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 02/17/2005 10:33 PM


Trajeal comes back and neglects me…sniff, sniff!

Matt, I remember when the TMNT gang was fighting the bop it clown in Secret of the Ooze and when Mikey pretended to be one against that thug…hilarious!!!

I think I had a Skeletor one…Wish I had pictures.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 02/17/2005 11:08 PM


Trajeal comes back and neglects me…sniff, sniff!

Matt, I remember when the TMNT gang was fighting the bop it clown in Secret of the Ooze and when Mikey pretended to be one against that thug…hilarious!!!

I think I had a Skeletor one…Wish I had pictures.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 02/17/2005 11:09 PM


I still have my rubber Hornhead Halloween mask. Sick, I know.

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 02/17/2005 11:32 PM


"Trajeal comes back and neglects me…sniff, sniff!"
Crap, I’m sorry. I didn’t read any of the past blog entries (Bad trajeal! Bad X-Eer!) cuz I’ve been bsuy doing goofy charity work. Yeah, I’m a cornball. Actually, what spurred ir was MiniTraj #1 was in the hospital last week for what they thought was appendicitis (ended up just being bad gas. Phew!). While she was there, they gave her a handmade quilt donated by Project Linus, a group that makes quilts and blankets for kids in the hospital. Now, I have a mission. At least I have an outlet now, so I don’t have to watch my family members roll their eyes when they see their gift from me is a huge, puffy present that wouldn’t fit into a box. "Another quilt?!? Jeez. I only have so many beds in my house, traj." I actually found some cool camoflouge cloth that I want to quilt up for my soldier (whom I still haven’t heard from. It’s been over two months since I sent the first package). Maybe I could find some retro cartoon cloth and throw one togteher for Matt. I’m sure his girlfriend would love it.

So, Erik, when is the next u/s?

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 02/18/2005 9:23 AM


Lost in Ohio, Ann Landers is no longer with us. I suppose she shall remain this way for quite a while.

Matt, why was Sandy the dog unloved?

The backround of Matts photos are always very interesting. How about an XE: Behind the Photos Special Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Kennef @ 02/18/2005 9:53 AM


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