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The Adventures of Q*Bert!

An X-Entertainment Book Report: it's one of my favorite literary masterpieces from kid-dom, starring the one and only Q*Bert. From Parker Bruddas in 1983, The Adventures of Q*Bert is the scattered tale of an orange hero, his green friends, their purple enemies, and the mountain of bricks. I've held onto this one since childhood (it's one of the few that weren't repurchased specifically to review), deciding it was finally time to massacre the binding and send it reeling through my half-broken scanner so I could waste the last precious hours of my holiday vacation writing about it. Ugg.

Posted by Matt on 01/02/2005. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 58 comments

Right On! I so love qbert. it was the only other game i had besides combat and bowling for a long time when i was younger, like age 6-11 or 12, i got it, pac man and my atari 2600 before dad passed on, some mexican kid stole my pacman. the q*bert cart is in my dresser and the Combat is in my mom’s keepsake dresser. Later on in life i’ve been replacing games that got taken away. Q*bert for Dreamcast i believe is one of the more recent incarnations, its good, but no 2600 version. I have a q*bert blue tray i use fer rollin’ sometimes, it rox, about 1/4 inch plus deep, and about 8+ inches square so its perfecto. I have the Pac Man board game, i bought it the same time i bought my copy of the Tron hardcover book. The 1st video game board game i remember playing was 1980 or ’81, and it was Frogger. I also bought the box top for the Zaxxon board game, and put it up on my bedroom door. it rox.!! Oh, also, i don’t recommend going back in time and playing qbert at that bus termiinal in Los Angeles in 1988 or 1989 with all the ciggy burns on it, it takes yr cash and the control is jacked.
happy 2005 everyone! ch33rs.

Chestnuts roasted by obelisk @ 01/03/2005 7:04 PM


Hey Gene, your not crazy I had a pac man Board game when I was a kid, has plastic ghosts and it seemed like if memory serves me right the pac men could really collect the marbles that were around the board. Oddly enough the marbles went missing right after a trial round of HHH (Hungry Hungry Hippos)one night with my cousins.

Chestnuts roasted by Fast Framin Tessa @ 01/03/2005 8:37 PM


Pac Man and QBert weren’t the only video games turned into board games.

Double Dragon, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros., Frogger, and Popeye were also turned into board games. Hmmph, all the fun of the video game my ass! The games never did well because they were too complex. I remember the SMB and Popeye board games were so annoying because each turn you had to move fifty little pieces on the board.

Chestnuts roasted by Bert Raccoon @ 01/03/2005 8:43 PM


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45101&item=3863499471&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Here’s to nostalagia I managed to find the darn thing. I havent thought about that game in years…. I wonder if its still at the old house…hmmmm.

Chestnuts roasted by Fast Framin Tessa @ 01/03/2005 8:48 PM


I knew i wasn’t crazy, only thing i really remember about the qbert board game was the cardboard coily’s. pacman yeah from what i recall the pacmen opened and closed and actually ate the marbles.

thanx guys for confirming i’m actually sane

Chestnuts roasted by Gene @ 01/03/2005 9:18 PM


I could never figure out how to play… I had the NES version and I couldn’t figure out what to do at all. So you change the blocks to other colors by hopping on them? Ohh… I feel so stupid…

Chestnuts roasted by Adrastia @ 01/04/2005 1:18 AM


Matt reviewed the Pac-Man game: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0770/

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 01/04/2005 8:13 AM


Use Q-bert language as a replacement for AOL speak!

Chestnuts roasted by dfdfgdfg @ 01/04/2005 9:17 AM


I wonder if I could find scans of the board games that used to come in cereal. Sugar Crisp once had a contest with Coleco Tabletop Arcade Games as the prizes, and there were corresponding board games for each game. I had Donkey Kong. Two players could play, with one controlling the barrels as they moved down the board. Think I’ll go look it up…..

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash vs a big gorilla @ 01/04/2005 11:52 AM


I had a q*bert lunchbox in kindergarden.I love me some q*bert!

Chestnuts roasted by jamie @ 01/04/2005 2:16 PM


I forgot to post the link before, but retro gamer fans should enjoy the blocky work of director Ben Dawkins:
http://www.bendawkins.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 01/04/2005 3:38 PM


In the game, Sam and Slick would hop in occassionally to screw up the color scheme, and Q*Bert could catch them for bonus points, hence the book’s strange conceit of them being bumbling friends… so what’s this crap about them being Q*Bert’s backup guys, helping him to victory? They can beat the crap out of the snake? Riiiiight. And if they’ve been following him all the way up this mountain of cubes– er, Qubes– then Q*Bert would constantly be backtracking, trying to clean up their recoloring mess. He wouldn’t get past the first three layers before he became hungry and ate those two counterproductive bastards.

Chestnuts roasted by BassVox @ 01/04/2005 4:38 PM


How can you talk about Q*bert without mentioning Q*dina? I see she wasn’t in the book and all but still…she never got enough publicity…

Chestnuts roasted by D.S.B @ 01/04/2005 4:56 PM


Zelda also had a board game. Never played it. But Matt also reviewed the DK board game, and the Tetris board game.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 01/04/2005 7:53 PM


I had that book once. I lost it. Oddly enough, I don’t remember ever having the book and playing Q*Bert in the same time period…

Speaking of video game books, I’ve got two "Choose Your Own Adventure" Mario books. One’s based on Mario Advance and came out in 2001, the other’s from the 80′s and based on SMB3.

Chestnuts roasted by Gooper Blooper @ 01/05/2005 11:22 AM


Clicky my name for a site with a decent version of Q*bert!

Chestnuts roasted by king*klash said @#*!! @ 01/05/2005 3:13 PM


"…and how the hell could Slick and Sam tie a not in Ugg’s tail if they don’t have any arms or hands????"

The same way that Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on!

Chestnuts roasted by Blue Eagle @ 01/05/2005 8:43 PM


Don’t you wonder if Q*Bert sucks up food through his snout? If so, those square apples must really make his eyes tear when he’s trying to snort one down.

I was SO disappointed when those flying discs that would wisk Q*Bert safely to the top of the mountain were not involved in the big climactic ending. They could have worked it in somehow. JERKS!

Chestnuts roasted by Melanie @ 01/06/2005 9:08 AM


Yahoo has a downloadable Q*Bert game, which includes the classic version and some updated version. My dad’s nearly addicted to it right now.

I have the Q*Bert game for my old Atari 800 computer. It’s a fun game. Interestingly, I’ve never seen the arcade version, but I wonder if Q*Bert can shoot the "slippy doos" or whatever from his snout like he did on the cartoon.

They did make an updated Q*Bert game recently, but I don’t know for what systems.

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Autobot @ 01/06/2005 11:15 AM


A proposed name for Q*bert was "Snots and Boogers" but they opted out of Q shooting big greenies out his long ol’ snoot. The cartoon was the only place Slippy*doos were mentioned/used.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash made it to the Noser Elite a few times @ 01/06/2005 11:53 AM


my friend’s dad was one of the guys who created the original Q-Bert.

Chestnuts roasted by foxinsocks @ 01/06/2005 4:48 PM


foxinsocks, please tell your friend’s dad that he rocks!

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 01/06/2005 8:38 PM


i had this book – do farts come out of your ass and puke on the floor love uterus

Chestnuts roasted by I'm awfully flaky @ 01/07/2005 1:22 AM


Jeff lee, that’s the guys name. I forget what his job is now, but it has nothing to do with computer games. his son makes funny faces and listens to the lillingtons and skate boards. The lillingtons are pretty good.

Chestnuts roasted by foxinsocks @ 01/07/2005 2:14 AM


http://members.aol.com/JPMLee/qbert.htm">The History of Q*Bert
As recalled by Jeff Lee

http://www.theavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=3513&f=2">The Onion AV Club Archives Q*Bert co-creator Jeff Lee
http://www.gooddealgames.com/interviews/int_Jeff_Lee.html">Good Deal Games – Interview: Jeff Lee

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 01/07/2005 1:33 PM


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