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Kinder Goes Santa.

The Calendars have been updated, as you should’ve noticed by now – and yes, it’s Mare and Mare, together again. What will come of this? You may be expecting to find out tonight, but you’re wrong – the big company party is this evening, and I’m not turning down six hours worth of open bar fun to take pictures of Mare Winningham figures. It won’t be “late,” though, so look for it Friday evening.

I’m also entertaining the silly idea of writing a regular article this weekend – I’d like to crank at least a couple out before Christmas. We’ll see. The material is already on deck; it’s just a matter of finding time. Luckily, after an experience at Toys R’ Us last weekend where I had to literally ditch a wagon full of presents because I could no longer mentally handle navigating through the swarms of idiots yelling “DOES LUCY LIKE BRATZ OR FAIRYTOPIA?” I ended up shopping on Amazon instead. It’s a pain in the ass to see things go out of stock from the time they’re in your cart till the time you hit “checkout,” but at least I’m getting all of these giant Amazon boxes to build forts and robots with. Hmmm – that’s an article in wait.

I found these chocolate Santa Claus figurines from Kinder a few days ago, obviously expecting to unearth plastic toy treasures on the inside. Kinder must’ve been having an off day, because there were no toys in Santa’s gut. Oh well, they’re still nice and foreign looking, with way detailed foil wrappers. The chocolate Santas are just as detailed and twice as tasty. It’s hard to recommend placing hollow chocolate figurines inside Christmas stockings, but if you’re living in a cold climate…

Posted by Matt on 12/09/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 90 comments

Awwwwwww….

Watch out or this blog will end up an orgy of smiley emoticons and ::hugs::

(I think it was less the THC crud and more the idea that this year’s calendar could be X-E’s swan song that’s made me so Scroogey.)

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 12/11/2004 5:33 PM


Don’t worry, Squee. It’s not. :) I’m a little bit of a downer this month, but my moods change quick.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 12/11/2004 5:39 PM


Hmmm, changing moods…I think I know a person or two who fits that mold.

X-E’s been bringing me the Xmas spirit for three years like nothing other, and it’s obvious I’m not alone. I can’t even imagine what it’s like trying to keep this site running while dealing with regular holiday responsibilities, and OH YEAH that whole full time job thing. As much as a shift of energy from X-E might be sad for the fans, it also means real life success for you and it’s a pretty shitty fan who begrudges that. Whatever is on the horizon, be it X-E or Nick or something even bigger and better, you’ll get mad love from me. Oh, and if there’s a jones for plain ol’ effusive praise, I’m on that too.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 12/11/2004 6:09 PM


AngeFaitore: You’re obscesed with someone Matt, master of all pop culture, couldn’t even remember? Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!

Seriously though, I agree with the rest of the crowd. You gotta take this obsecesive behavour of yours out of here. Its not cool to bug the people of the X-E blog with that kind of thing all the time.

Review "Mac and Me."

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 12/11/2004 6:53 PM


A-men, A-wel!

Chia.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/11/2004 7:06 PM


Well played, A-Wel. Minus one point for "obscesed," plus ten for well-playing.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 12/11/2004 7:06 PM


Thanks KingKlash and Matt. I certainly thought so.

I just read Nicole’s letter, and I must say, I found it quite touching. And for the record, I NEVER find anything touching. So I think that really says something. And I’m glad she rekindled her love of the Xmas season.

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 12/11/2004 7:17 PM


I did not read Nicoles letter cause I do not care. However I DO CARE about the advent calander. UPDATE PLEASE. Please Matt! I know you’re hungover (and I am drunk as we speak, hey it’s saturday!) but I wanna see the path of destruction the duel Mare’s shall bring upon us. I have christmas commercials to offer as bounty for an update.
please excuse spelling, as i said i am quite loaded. Yay X-mas!

Chestnuts roasted by dry universe @ 12/11/2004 8:19 PM


Wow. Knowing your site brings people back from the brink of Fuck Christmas and on to actually enjoying the holiday again has got to make all of the time you spend on here worthwhile. I’ve got to say, thanks, Matt. One, for posting that letter and giving us all a chance to read it. And, two, for all of the work you do here. And I mean, all of it. Every second that you’re sitting in your computer chair, pumping out a 2,000 word article on Jellied Santa Facial Hair or going through your digital photos to find the perfect shot of a plastic Incredible Hulk figure riding a My Little Pony, time that you spend to update your site that you could be spending relaxing and actually not stressing about things… It’s been said before, and I’ll say it again. You are the man. Seriously (monkey). Thank you.

On a lighter note, I was looking up pictures of Joey Lawrence for a Pixel Challenge at TWoP and I came across the pictures from the interview w/ him and the clown from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade review. X-E is everywhere, I tells ya. This proves it.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 12/11/2004 8:33 PM


I was just thinking that it’s been almost a year since the first Chia Plot article. Holy crap.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 12/11/2004 8:35 PM


Ok, dry universe, I know you’re drunk and all, but seriously, do you think Matt is going to update the Advent calender to please a reader who doesn’t even care enough to read a letter that’s obviously important enough to post? So, what – please me, the Great and Mighty Dry Universe, even though I could care less about you, peon? Sorry, that’s just rude. Just for that, I hope Matt doesn’t update until Monday.

Sorry for the tirade, everyone – I just can’t stand it when people are unappreciative of hard work and time spent.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 12/11/2004 8:40 PM


Find a job doing what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life. Unless you gots a hangover.

Avoid hangovers, wear a bra.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/11/2004 9:15 PM


"Hey kid’s we’re home early."
"STOP DROOLING ON ME!! skdofkosdfk;sdf STOP DROOLING ON ME!!"

Chestnuts roasted by Talkboy @ 12/12/2004 12:26 PM


I don’t know if anyone else said this, but Kinder is not allowed to sell it’s Toy-Inside-Chocolate here in the USA. It is illegal by the FDA. (I know this b/c Kinder makes Smurfs in Chocolate that I’d LOVE to buy, but one cannot sell them in the USA…yet…as of now.)

Chestnuts roasted by smurfarootie @ 12/15/2004 10:56 PM


AAGH now that talkboy commercial will be stuck in my head once again for all eternity!

Chestnuts roasted by Scythemantis @ 12/17/2004 2:52 AM


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