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Posted by Matt on 12/01/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 72 comments

Thanks for the link AngeFaitore – it all makes sense now!

Chestnuts roasted by Confused and Curious @ 12/02/2004 11:27 AM


We’re only #3 – that can be corrected jhnnywalkr…

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Man I love cut-n-paste!

Chestnuts roasted by pefibqed89 @ 12/02/2004 11:30 AM


Not to be picky Matt (I know you work very hard to make this site as fabulous as it is) BUT the home page still has the Thanksgiving-themed header not the lovely new Christmas-themed one at the top of this page. What’s up with that?

Chestnuts roasted by Extremely Picky @ 12/02/2004 11:33 AM


Ugh…that comic does not deserve to be #1 and 2.

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Chestnuts roasted by beSharp @ 12/02/2004 11:34 AM


No more Ape Juice, please!

Extremely Picky: It’s coming, in steps. But it’ll all be up tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 12/02/2004 11:36 AM


Thank you so much for the Christmas Music. It’s giving me something to listen to as I decorate my room ;-)

Chestnuts roasted by SuperRecoome @ 12/02/2004 11:40 AM


Ooh, yeah. Nothing helps that holiday mood get into gear like a little Jazz. The rest of the tunes are appropos for this season, but listening to the Peanuts stuff is a great addition to anyone’s list. Think I’ll dig out my Dr. Demento tapes and listen to "Kill a Tree For Christ" by Celtic Elvis.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash the X-mas beatnik @ 12/02/2004 11:53 AM


Sweet jukebox. thanks a lot mang.

Chestnuts roasted by gougeaway1026 @ 12/02/2004 12:02 PM


How about "Tiny Monkey Extract"?

Chestnuts roasted by jhnnywalkr @ 12/02/2004 12:12 PM


:(
Is something wrong, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 12/02/2004 12:50 PM


I was about to have lunch, but jhnnywalkr’s talk of "tiny monkey extract" made me lose my appetite.

Chestnuts roasted by Gavok @ 12/02/2004 12:52 PM


But would it be an extract of a tiny monkey, or an extract for a tiny monkey?

Chestnuts roasted by jhnnywalkr @ 12/02/2004 1:11 PM


YAY for Charlie Brown Christmas song!! YAY MATT!!!

Chestnuts roasted by rimmie @ 12/02/2004 1:26 PM


Christmas Krang is frowning because he’s Jewish.

Either that or Bebop’s got ahold of the missletoe again.

Chestnuts roasted by Gavok @ 12/02/2004 1:37 PM


Hey! Thanks a lot! I was busy trying to compile a Christmas song list as well!!!

Excellent job!

Christmas in Hollis! Woo!
Charlie Brown! Woo woo!

Chestnuts roasted by David @ 12/02/2004 1:38 PM


Can you buy kinder eggs anywhere in the mid-west? I’m in Tulsa, and I swear I’ve never seen them

Chestnuts roasted by Rosella @ 12/02/2004 1:40 PM


It’s a good thing I keep clicking almost every link I see even though they might be extremely harmful for me or my computer. Fairytale Of New York is one of the few good christmassy thing left in the world. Angst is so cool.

Chestnuts roasted by iivuli @ 12/02/2004 1:41 PM


I have a lot to say, hmm.

GK– the things look like Mare Winningham. Read the first advent calendar from a few years ago… it’s at http://x-entertainment.com/xmassy/ still!

Gavok– Suicide couldn’t exist *without* Dominick the Donkey.

yjr– Saying "giant ape juice" 500 million times is cheating, and Matt asked you not to! Oi vey.

I love the inquisitive Rudolph for the "About" link.

Chestnuts roasted by Kate @ 12/02/2004 2:28 PM


Thanks for the great Christmas music! It really feels like December now. :) I’ll be listening to these all month! Cant wait for the Advent Calender!!

Christmas Cheer For All!!!

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 12/02/2004 2:28 PM


Matt, your Christmas work is always the best you do all year and brings a piece of Christmas to my dorm room every year. So it’s a few days behind, whatever.

Thanks for adding the music this year, it’s a great addittion.

Chestnuts roasted by Charlie @ 12/02/2004 2:37 PM


You want Kinder Eggs? It is more of a German phenemon than anything. Matt did an article on them way back, but I believe he didn’t give them a fair enough shake.

Take one chocolate egg, with a hollow center containing a yellow pill that has a toy inside, some complete with stickers.

They even have a website, in practically every language.

http://www.magic-kinder.com

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

Chestnuts roasted by EMajorwitz @ 12/02/2004 2:46 PM


I LOVE the christmas template! Those lite brites, I mean mini-xmas lights are perfect.

I can’t believe I came back from Thanksgiving break without any decorations for my room. I had a mini tree all rigged up with mini lights and mini ornaments and I forgot to pack it for school!

Chestnuts roasted by Law Girl @ 12/02/2004 3:05 PM


Click on me name to see a listing of upcoming holiday movies on TV…i got the link from the guys at fark.com

Chestnuts roasted by -Jen- @ 12/02/2004 3:33 PM


TV Guide’s website also has their holiday special guide going now.

Chestnuts roasted by Law Girl @ 12/02/2004 3:38 PM


I think Matt is pissed at me, and I don’t know why. :( Maybe he finally had enough of me requesting reviews for "that movie". Sorry.

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 12/02/2004 4:27 PM


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