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Christmas Junk ’04: Milton Bradley Travel Games!

One of the biggest holiday traditions in my family, outside the usual overindulgence of greasy food and gifts nobody really needs: Board games. Every Christmas Eve for as long as I can remember, my family would gather around the table for their post-dinner black coffee, grab some wooden letters out of a sack and spend an hour or two trying to become the Scrabble Christmas Champion. Other times, Monopoly got the nod. Fact was, we were all growing older, and save for our family ties, maybe we were growing apart. With less and less common conversational ground between relatives, there’s nothing better than a board game to get everyone mingling.

Course, there’s one small problem with this ideal if you come from a family as large as mine – and certainly, many of you come from large families. Board games take up a lot of room, and not everyone at the table can actually play them. You’re faced with a situation where the players eat away at 50% of the holiday table’s real estate, knocking over all the wine decanters and coffee cups, completely oblivious to the fact that the non-playing folks were openly mapping their demise at the very same table, annoyed with having to use the Vermont Avenue deed card as a coaster.

Don’t fret – there’s a perfect solution. If you haven’t been to a toy store in ages, you’ve probably forgotten that Milton Bradley (the company that makes pretty much every board game worth devoting three hours of our lives to) produces travel sized versions of all their biggest hits. Now you can play Connect Four at the dinner table without invading Uncle George’s personal space!

Obviously, games like Monopoly aren’t too conducive to being shrunk down, but virtually every other game Milton Bradley relies on for their annual net revenue has been given the mini treatment. Even childlike wonders like Hungry Hungry Hippos have been shrunk down to a more negotiable size, and before you run to the toy store with your fingers crossed, yes, they actually make travel-sized Battleship, too.

The travel games generally follow the same rules and schematics as their larger counterparts, save for a few changes that make playing in such a small area easier. (Hungry Hungry Hippos, for instance, eliminates two of the original four pastel colored hippos in favor of a strictly two-player game) The Milton Bradley Travel Games are incredibly affordable (most of them retail for just five bucks), and they continue to be a great way to make an already special holiday celebration all the more…well, competitive.

PS: I love you dream woman.

PPS: Milton Bradley Travel Games make exxxcellent stocking stuffers. Even Milton Bradley says so -- check out this entry from last year's Advent Calendar, including a short review and download of a Milton Bradley T.G. commercial featuring Santa rolling the dice.

Posted by Matt on 11/30/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 66 comments

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Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 12/01/2004 4:35 PM


"I also LOVE HHH, I actualy got it for my 22nd bday"

Stephanie McMahon, is that you?!

Chestnuts roasted by Gavok @ 12/01/2004 4:40 PM


This is from last Christmas Eve, but look what I found while browsing for advent calendars: http://actionfigures.about.com/b/a/052731.htm X-E links at About.com. Whoo!

All I can say is, I hope December’s number one box is something w/ a face. No, not a pair of skiis, dammit!

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 12/01/2004 4:44 PM


I found a few kinder eggs at a convienenceses store a while back, the finding of the eggs had nothing to do with the main idea of this, but yeah. I thought the chocolate was pretty good. yeah. ahem.

Chestnuts roasted by Tom no like @ 12/01/2004 5:37 PM


raincoating it up.

Chestnuts roasted by zombone @ 12/01/2004 6:42 PM


http://www.figures.com/databases/action.cgi?setup_file=fignews2.setup&category=actionfigures&topic=64&show_article=119">One-of-a-kind gold plated TMNT Leonardo statue?

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 12/01/2004 9:11 PM


JG!–omigod, I’d forgotten ALL ABOUT those cassette tape game things! Weren’t they magnetic or something? And had itty bitty pieces? I don’t even remember what the games were, just that they existed.

Matt, that is why I love you so much. You bring us nostalgia whores together. *mwah*

Chestnuts roasted by Nikkii @ 12/01/2004 10:16 PM


I actually had the travel version of Hot Shots Basketball. Basically you wound the lever on the back, and tried to catapult mini plastic basketballs into a basket. Not much fun if you use it for the intended car rides, especially since you’d always end up fishing one or both of the basketballs from between the seats. Eventually I found a better use for it, when I had GI Joe slam dunk contests.

Chestnuts roasted by Dude McGuy @ 12/03/2004 2:12 AM


I’m shocked there’s nothing on this site about those bootleg NES PowerPlayer things sold in malls.

Chestnuts roasted by chris @ 12/03/2004 1:54 PM


Playmobil was awesome! I used to ask for the pirate ship every Christmas but I never got it. :-(

Chestnuts roasted by Chris Dugan @ 12/03/2004 3:21 PM


Sirs:
Say, if you have any old unused trite cliches laying around that you’re not going to use for a while, we sure could use them. It’s almost time for Barry to cut another album and he’s moping around not knowing what to write.

Manilow Enterprises
New York, NY

Chestnuts roasted by Manilow Enterprises @ 12/03/2004 7:59 PM


Dear X-E,

I am a faithful reader with lots of xe experience and I noticed every year around December you refer to it as the "Christmas season" well I have something to say about this I am a festive young man and I have a request for the fair nature of this season. Can you now refer to this so-called "Christmas season" to the Holiday season because as we may know Christmas isn’t the only holiday there’s also Hannnaka, Kwanzzua, Festivus, and many Middle Eastern holidays. I don’t mean to be durative, but it would show a little fairness if you would please refer to this wonderful season to X-E’s Holiday Season 2004. -Thanks

Yours Truly
Carson Manning

Chestnuts roasted by Carson Manning @ 12/04/2004 2:01 PM


I hope you’re kidding. After all, Matt never struck me as very P.C. He can call it "The Screw-Your-Neighbor’s-Wife-While-He-Makes-Eggnog-and-Strings-Popcorn Season" if he wants to. Damn.

Chestnuts roasted by shuna @ 12/06/2004 1:07 AM


While i can see the sense in a large department store referring to it as "The holiday Season," Matt, who celebrates Christmas, shouldn’t have to pander to those who do not. To him, as it is to all of us who celebrate Crhistmas, it is the Christmas season. That, to me, seems a pretty nonsensical request to make of a christian individual, even if he doesn’t go to church anymore. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Drunken Fist @ 12/06/2004 1:44 AM


I always thought those "Travel edition" or mini-board games were ridiculous. What’s wrong with a good old pack of playing cards? Or Uno?

Chestnuts roasted by Bert Raccoon @ 12/06/2004 1:32 PM


I used to play the Hungry Hungry Hippos game in my basement with the ghost of bon scott, from AC/DC

Chestnuts roasted by chris @ 12/06/2004 9:09 PM


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