11/29/2004: Real Lymon, I swear.
The gods must like me this week — I found genuine lymon sitting in the back of the fridge. Bleu cheese isn’t the only good rot. No, I didn’t intend for things to turn out this way. Sometimes, the gods just like you.
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Amazing.
It looks like it’s covered in fake snow… Suspicious.
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Kate @ 11/29/2004 8:15 PM EST
It’s rich with moldy goodness. Make some Holiday penicilin.
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Paul @ 11/29/2004 8:16 PM EST
OMG. THATS AWESOME. sell it on ebay. SELL IT! or build a shrine.
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Majin @ 11/29/2004 8:22 PM EST
speaking of mutant things…
i meant to ask you earlier on AIM, would it be possible for you to rip the TMNT pizza hut commercial of "right field"? i can’t seem to find it anywhere and i KNOW that i wouldn’t be the only one who’d appreciate it…
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steve-0 @ 11/29/2004 8:22 PM EST
hey matt i tried to im you and you signed off
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AIM'er @ 11/29/2004 8:28 PM EST
You can make some homemade Sprite just by squeezing that baby. Nothing like your very own glass of fresh Sprite straight from the lymon.
i worship that sweater
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Cosbyology 101 @ 11/29/2004 8:52 PM EST
It’s.. growing long hair!
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Sacks @ 11/29/2004 8:57 PM EST
I think you should eat it… or at least try it. You might gain magical powers Like penn and teller or you might die. But you will never know unless you give it a whirl!
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BettieBoo @ 11/29/2004 9:04 PM EST
……….
I just eliminated its ugly, twisted, mutant banana cousin from my kitchenette. I’m afraid to breathe in my kitchenette lest a cloud of fruit flies enter my body via my mouth, and eat me from the inside out.
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jjgoreha @ 11/29/2004 9:07 PM EST
Thats… fricken awesome!
That is fucking disgusting. Pardon my french, but it really is. And yet it manages to mimic the Sprite look so perfectly…it’s eerie.
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squee4242 @ 11/29/2004 9:34 PM EST
Hmmmm, well I think I feel a cold coming on, so mind if I use some of that to shoot up? Penicillin works wonders…
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Jillybeann @ 11/29/2004 9:49 PM EST
And furthermore, that reminds me of the time my freshman year of college when I went home for Christmas break and came back to find that my jar of nacho cheese dip had grown a beard. Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Jillybeann @ 11/29/2004 9:52 PM EST
that’s gross… what’s with the big hair wrapped around it?
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big jerm @ 11/29/2004 10:13 PM EST
Wow, that thing is amazing. It almost looks frosted, or airbrushed. It’s so perfectly lymony that it frightens me. Maybe Wil Wheaton would be interested in it. He could use it during the filming of The Curse XIV. It looks like something that could be hiding an alien virus.
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trajeal @ 11/29/2004 10:33 PM EST
I think I see the face of the Virgin Mary in the mold there.
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Zorbs @ 11/29/2004 10:58 PM EST
Holy crap!
That’s a lot of mold!
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Rainbowfeet @ 11/29/2004 11:23 PM EST
That is awful….just awful. In a good way. Makes me wonder about what’s in the back of MY fridge….
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Muppet Baby @ 11/30/2004 1:29 AM EST
Would it be too much to ask to see a video of this thing blown up?
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Tenacious Tate @ 11/30/2004 10:20 AM EST
Dare you to lick it!
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kingklash @ 11/30/2004 11:35 AM EST
Let me know if it tastes like Sprite.
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Ian @ 11/30/2004 11:45 AM EST
Klasky Csupo cartoon contest:
http://www.cooltoons.com/lab/index.html
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ME @ 11/30/2004 12:48 PM EST
I didn’t even know lemons could change colors, even rotten ones. There’s a patch of brown underneath that looks like the skin of a kiwi.
You know, making moldy fruits and other foods would make the perfect XE article. Turn it into a science experiment. Of course, Chia pets aren’t exactly your favorite things, so I doubt you would have the patience for this Matt.
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JLAJRC @ 11/30/2004 12:55 PM EST
Hey, making moldy things grow and taking pictures of the ensuing mess sounds right up your alley, Matt. Want to see some cool looking stuff? Rub an orange slice around in some dirt, stick it in the top of a butter conatiner w/ a little water and then stick it in a warm, dark place for a week. You think your lymon has hair?
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trajeal @ 11/30/2004 2:30 PM EST
That’s so awesome. I bet you can write with it, like sidewalk chalk.
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Big J @ 11/30/2004 7:21 PM EST
You may have cracked the Lymon conundrum wide open…
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manimal789 @ 11/30/2004 9:23 PM EST
Nice link, ME, and I’d love to have my own cartoon show, but Klasky-Csupo? I won’t let THEM have it…eech.
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Mars @ 12/01/2004 2:27 AM EST
Jeez. First Nathan Bitner, and then Ecto Cooler, and now the lymon. What other of the universe’s mysteries will Matt unlock?
Matt-Do you have divinely endowed supernatural gifts or something?
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Nate @ 12/01/2004 12:10 PM EST
As long as it doesn’t involve people, you’re cool, Mars.
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Rainbowfeet @ 12/01/2004 4:22 PM EST
Fucking nasty.
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Tom no like @ 12/01/2004 5:30 PM EST
Soon that Lymon will be writing articles for you.
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Aconite @ 12/02/2004 11:24 AM EST
Slice it open to see what it looks like inside!
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MrDru @ 12/02/2004 12:47 PM EST
She’s baaaaack!
"Matt" and "rancid comestibles" go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
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Freezair @ 12/04/2004 12:35 PM EST
Matt nice Lymon if you want i could give you a real lymon not to insult your molded one but i can give you a kit to make your on it includes one half lemon and one half lime and model glue! anyway could you try to sign on to AIM more often I would like to talk to you
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AIM'er @ 12/05/2004 11:21 AM EST
I bring you…
STINKYMEAT! http://www.stinkymeat.net/
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marril159 @ 12/05/2004 8:16 PM EST
Uh… is the thing sprouting HAIR?
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Night_Trekker @ 12/06/2004 4:19 PM EST
Oh..My…Ozzy…The hair is so gross, lol, it’s just..there…
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Angie @ 12/06/2004 5:08 PM EST
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