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The Jones Soda Holiday Pack, reviewed.

Okay, it's not the most important X-E article in history -- that was a lie -- but this review of the Jones Soda Holiday Pack provides the most vile materials ever found on the site. The already famous set includes cola flavors like "Turkey & Gravy" and "Green Bean Casserole," and I've enlisted the help of four friends from work to tell you how disgusting all of it is. Enjoy. Had to postpone the scheduled (ha) Macy's Parade review until next weekend, but for the sake of potato juice, you'll have to accept it.

Posted by Matt on 11/14/2004. E-mail me!

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If he’s writing up that Macy’s Day Parade review, he’s got a ton of work to do for it. Plenty of video and lots of words. Words take time. Trust me, you all won’t be disappointed.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/21/2004 9:08 AM

I agree with Trajeal…genius takes time, and those Macy’s reviews are GOLD. I just hope Matt reads all this blog he’s missed and answers me about the Xmas special. I am already getting pumped for Xmas- Thanksgiving is over and done with for us Canadians.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 11/21/2004 9:37 AM

Matt should at least let us know that he’s still alive. I seriously think that Matt, SD, HG, VT, and VG are all dead. Well, looks like their positions are now open. Where do I sign?

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/21/2004 9:54 AM

Did I say VG? Oops, I meant VS. Oh well. I guess it doesn’t matter since they’re all dead.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/21/2004 9:55 AM

Wat a minute. There’s something I didn’t realize. HG is dead! Ohhh, my love, my life..OK, next girl.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/21/2004 9:57 AM

Hm.. You pulled off a three-in-a-row. Congratulations. =P

Anyway, yeah, I hope the Macy’s review is up by today, and the border made somewhat for the Holiday season =D

Chestnuts roasted by Chad "1m" Mosher @ 11/21/2004 10:07 AM

Thanks for the review!

I’m bringing the soda pack to Thanksgiving as a surprise, and hopefully people will be brave enough to step up for a taste test! Now I know what I’m getting myself into, and I’ll be sure to bring a camera for people’s reactions!

Chestnuts roasted by BabkaGal @ 11/22/2004 10:20 AM

http://blogthings.com/jonessodaquiz.html

Someone made a Jones Soda quiz. I’m not kidding.

Chestnuts roasted by Yama the Space Fish @ 11/22/2004 8:20 PM

I guess we know why they don’t sell it in stores.

Chestnuts roasted by Dixon Deeper @ 11/24/2004 11:13 PM

totally off topic but for you 80′s freaks, try out this "valleyUrl" talker. go there, put in any url and enjoy. it doesn’t work as well as i had hoped but it’s still interesting.

Chestnuts roasted by matt g @ 11/25/2004 1:02 AM

Sad to say I too had the unfortunate dis-pleasure of ‘drinking’ these ‘sodas’ one comment:

Pure LIquid EVIL!

Chestnuts roasted by Delphi @ 11/27/2004 1:16 AM

Hilarious, this is so good for we curious overseas-ers, I would sell a family member to try them for myself or better still to serve these up to the in-laws for Christmas.
Cheers

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 11/27/2004 7:45 PM

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