Gotta try that if I can find it. Also Holiday Spice Pepsi, despite the fact that it sucks.
Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 11/11/2004 9:12 PM
The only flavor that a normal person could even consider drinking is Cranberry Sauce. I mean, who came up with Green Bean Casserole? And why is that person still off of Death Row?
Chestnuts roasted by mtvcdm @ 11/11/2004 9:14 PM
I read about this somewhere. If you drink this stuff without dying, Matt, or at least having severe contusions or loss of taste buds, I salute you.
Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 11/11/2004 9:21 PM
OMG! I saw those in the newspaper!
Chestnuts roasted by Shira @ 11/11/2004 9:26 PM
Whoo! I cn’t wait to read the review. This stuff is everywhere, all of a sudden. Do you drink it cold or hot? Hmmm…
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 11/11/2004 9:36 PM
Why does the Seed of Chucky commercial say "Brintey SPears does not appear in this movie" ? Are they just being weird? Whats goin on here?
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/11/2004 9:45 PM
There’s a bit where Chucky runs her off the road, but of course, it’s not really her. I assume her people got in touch with his people and made some demands, though it seems odd to include it in the ads if they were gonna need to put that in there. My assumption? They’re hoping for lots of excessively young ticket buyers sneaking in. It is rated R, right? Better be.
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 11/11/2004 9:46 PM
There was a Britney song in the film, but Spears peeps made them take it out. So to get back they added that sequence into the trailers.
Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 11/11/2004 9:54 PM
O…YOUR…GOD!!!
Thats what I just said when I saw that pic. It’s Beautiful…it seems like the kind of thing that virgin women burn when they touch it or something…
Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 11/11/2004 10:11 PM
matt, you always find ways to top yourself with new articles.
i dont know how you do it.
but now i have something to look forward to this weekend!
Chestnuts roasted by candice @ 11/11/2004 10:29 PM
I found out too late that all those flavors are vegan… the stuff is sold out completely now, and I want my ridiculously nasty vegan soda!
Chestnuts roasted by VeganMike @ 11/11/2004 10:33 PM
Hey Matt, where did you find this? I checked the two Targets near me with no luck. I also tried to buy it off of Jones’ online store this morning, but the site was hosed. I’m officially jealous of you. I may have to resort to paying $60 to get a Holiday Pack off of eBay.
Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 11/11/2004 11:30 PM
Bloody hell, *everyone* is gonna review that crap! And rightfully so. It’s AMAZING.
Glad to see that the new job is treating you well, Matt!
Chestnuts roasted by Diarrhea Dave @ 11/12/2004 12:38 PM
mmm, nothing quenches your thirst like mashed potato soda.
Chestnuts roasted by Rachel Cakes @ 11/12/2004 1:00 AM
i read on their website the sodas have no carbs or calories. ewww, that means they have no sugar, and that probably means they have artificial sweetener in them. yuech…
Chestnuts roasted by annie_bea @ 11/12/2004 1:13 AM
Chestnuts roasted by pulseczar @ 11/12/2004 3:10 AM
HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!! Jones Soda kicks ass!
Alright, Matt. Didn’t know Jones made something like this. I might hafta go lookin 4 it.
I have an odd story about Jones. One time, a couple of my friends who happened to be roommates took two bottles of that blue bubble gum flavor and put them on their window sill, leaving them there for several months. Eventually, the soda lost its blue color and became clear. I’m wondering why that was. Anybody know?
Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 11/12/2004 4:58 AM
"Let’s put family photos on our bottles of turkey and green bean soda."
Chestnuts roasted by springsprite @ 11/12/2004 6:05 AM
nothing could taste as bad as TAB cola……not even green bean casserole soda.
Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 11/12/2004 6:16 AM
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