So if you’ve been watching Nickelodeon, you might’ve noticed a commercial promoting SpongeBob watches at Burger King — that’s one of the spots I’ve written. Fun stuff, but they didn’t let me keep any of the watches. I’ll try to get that and some of the others I’ve done encoded and online, as soon as I determine if this is the type of behavior that’ll get me fired.
Seed of Chucky opens this weekend. I’m definitely considering lending it the opening night treatment. Child’s Play 2 still keeps its special place within my stained black soul, and though it took me a lot of time to get around to seeing Bride of Chucky, I was enormously surprised at how well they “hipped up” the star player without ever once annoying me. Can’t say I’m too enthusiastic about what I’ve seen in the trailers, but then, they can’t really show the dolls boinking or slicing throats in a mass consumed ad, and that’s what I’m really hoping to see. Chucky must A) have sex, B) kill someone, and if they dog it even halfway on either of those scenes, I’m demanding a constituency C) Chucky music video sidebar out of nowhere. Please, God?
Request: Still looking for some more old Christmas/holiday commercials! (80s & 90s) I didn’t think I’d have enough fresh (as in, not seen on the site previously) files to put a new one up for every entry on the 2004 Advent Calendar as I did last year, but we’re getting real close. If you have any old VHS tapes that happen to contain such wondrous Santafun ads, shoot me an e-mail. Same goes for any other Christmas junk you think I might be able to use.

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