I like it here. It’s a simpler time. No-one can see me. I’m alone with my thoughts, here in 2004. I’m younger, I’m better looking, Halloween is coming, everything is perfect.

Thanks to internet time travel, I now own this thread, and no-one can ever top me because nobody knows I’m here. Hooray.

Oh cool, third

Ok, let me explain my slightly surreal artwork: Dracula and the goldfish are a singing duo – MC Drac and the Fish Meats. That’s a microphone in Drac’s hand. The fish is wearing a tuxedo. They have a hit song. Here are the words:

Everybody Stinks by MC Drac and the Fish Meats

“When the day was hot, and the night, the night is dark and damp,
When you’re all done with this life, let it rot.

"Just let yourself go, cause everybody dies and everybody stinks, at one time.

"Sometimes the shower doesn’t work. Now it’s time to let it breathe.
When your aerosol runs out (roll it on, roll it on).
If you smell like toxic waste, (roll it on).

"When you’re all done with this life, let it rot.
Cause everybody stinks. Sniff the armpit of a friend.
Everybody stinks. Don’t let Glade Plug-It In.

"No, no, no. Don’t Plug-It In.

"When you feel like you’re alone, breathe, breathe, breathe it in.
If the flies buzz by, call them in, the days and nights all reek.

"When you’re all done with this life, let it rot.
Well, everybody stinks sometimes
Everybody dies, eventually.

A"nd everyone runs out, sometimes. So, roll it on, roll it on.

"On, on, on, roll it on….”

Yes, I spend way too much time thinking about these things.