Did you know Emeril had a Halloween special? Bam, he did. Bam. BAM. BAM. By the way, this appears to be the 500th entry on the blog. Kinda feels like there's been a whole lot more than that, but this calls for a celebration. I think I'll have coffee.
Survey: List your top five most prized possessions. Mine are really lame, I'll add them to the comments later. Doesn't matter if they're worth anything -- list the five things you can't possibly ever get rid of and that serve as a happy thought whenever you need one after a bird shits on you.
Posted by Matt on 10/09/2004. E-mail me!










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5. My Anti-Flag Mobilize CD
4. My dog NutSac
3. My Girlfriend
2. My collection of gum I got from under the tables of various Pizza Huts
…and
1. My ability to vote George W. Bush out of office. He is such a Dumbass