Ever see those little vats of Monster Guts from the unpopular series of Van Helsing toys? Well, it's in that link if you haven't. They stick eyeballs in every jar!
I’m almost tempted to face the shame of having bought a Ven Helsing toy to get one of those jars. Those are awesome.
Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 10/03/2004 1:05 PM
monster guts rock. anything with slime and goo…*the* best toy from the vending machine.
Chestnuts roasted by yorissa @ 10/03/2004 1:09 PM
Third? Yay. I like slime, especially glowing that tastes good even thougn you’re not technically supposed to eat it.
Chestnuts roasted by Meat Pöpsicle @ 10/03/2004 1:20 PM
Fourth? I SO WIN!
wait. no I don’t.
I need to find this slime.
Chestnuts roasted by Whirred @ 10/03/2004 1:39 PM
Not really spooky, but definitely gooey. I loved the appearances of George and Deaddo, ’cause how much better can a name get than Deaddo?
Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 10/03/2004 2:18 PM
i thought i was high, but shit…I thought that survey sounded familiar. oh well. that was a great article. Anything with talking toys and weird goo is automatically tops. those dolls are great.
Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 10/03/2004 2:39 PM
good stuff
Chestnuts roasted by mikey @ 10/03/2004 2:51 PM
Get Your Ass To Mars!
Chestnuts roasted by bob genghis khan @ 10/03/2004 3:35 PM
Just what I need another reminder to study for class tomorrow.
Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 10/03/2004 3:55 PM
Somewhat off topic here, but I’m looking for an article I’m pretty sure was written by Matt (my only reason for doubting is that I can’t find it on X-E or UGO). It was a list detailing some of Freddy’s best kills, or it might have been a review of an Elm Street movie other than the first two… I’m certain it at least covered the girl who tried stabbing Freddy in the armpit.
Anybody know where/what it is?
Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 10/03/2004 3:59 PM
Have no idea, sorry. But anyway, those monster guts are awesome! I have an urge to go buy some but I’m broke…
Chestnuts roasted by ToulouseLautrecMonfa @ 10/03/2004 4:18 PM
"Got a feeling I should dull my fingernails a bit before the big date."
hahah, GROSS! i hope monsters really dont do stuff like that.
Chestnuts roasted by Spooky Pop-Tart @ 10/04/2004 3:05 AM
"…..And there, hanging on the door handle, was a VAN HELSING FIGURE!" Side note: The local Carl’s Jr and big Shell station are owned by the same family, so the mini-mart has those tins of VH mints four for a dollar.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 10/04/2004 11:51 AM
does thinking that deaddo’s money shot on george is the sexiest thing ever, make me sick?
Chestnuts roasted by kill me, please @ 10/04/2004 12:08 PM
Wait till Matt puts up the Fisting shots of Deaddo and George.
Chestnuts roasted by Dik Fishman @ 10/04/2004 1:57 PM
Whirred, they have that slime at my local toysrus, so check down there. heh. down there.
Chestnuts roasted by Tom no like @ 10/04/2004 4:29 PM
Deaddo and George are the next Abbot and Costello.
They are that funny.
You write about Halloween toys like Hendrix played guitar. Seriously.
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I’m almost tempted to face the shame of having bought a Ven Helsing toy to get one of those jars. Those are awesome.