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The Halloween Yogurt Explosion.

Careful, dairy shoppers. If you're not in love with Halloween, you're in for a real scare. X-E's first favorite holiday after that other one coming up has completely taken over the dairy section at your local grocer, with four new kinds of yogurt:

It's the Halloween Yogurt Explosion. Sprinkl'ins! Go-Gurt! Glo-Gurt! AND TRIX TOO?! It's a massive attack on everything sacred, and at least half of this shit comes in glow-in-the-dark packaging. I thank Lord Samhain that my fridge will no longer have to devote half of its space to unopened boxes of Halloween yogurt. Enjoy, if you dare.

Posted by Matt on 09/30/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 45 comments

My only regret is that there is no edible Glow-In-The-Dark foodstuff. Because that would mean glowing poo. That would be one of the best things ev-ah!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash with candy sprinkles @ 09/30/2004 4:45 PM

When I was growing up, no kid would ever touch yogurt. Now they’re actually drinking it out of a tube. Go-Gurt has been the subject of many jokes on my own site.

Hey, chances are good that while you’re reading this, you’re missing the presidential debate!

Good for you….

You know, if yogurt was a third party, I think it would win….it has a better chance than Nader anyway.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 09/30/2004 4:53 PM

Great one Matt-
I needed something to cheer me up and gosh darn it, Halloween Yogurt did the trick. But I must ask:
What are "cheese dicks"?

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 09/30/2004 4:55 PM

4th comment. Best so far for me.

Chestnuts roasted by Skroob @ 09/30/2004 5:11 PM

Cheese dicks shoutout!

That’s what we call cheese inserted hotdogs in the trajeal home. Regular hotdogs are called pig dicks. Not in front of the children, though, of course. :-)

You didn’t mean hotdogs, did, you? I was thinking some form of Polly-O string cheese. The kind that really binds you.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/30/2004 5:17 PM

Glogurt? What a name… doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. As if eating yogurt out of a tube wasn’t unappetizing enough, they call it "glogurt". Ick.

Chestnuts roasted by Some Other Matt @ 09/30/2004 5:21 PM

Oh, yeah. I wanted to say, keep those Go/Glo-Gurts and hand them out for Halloween. No mother in her right mind would let their kid eat a yogurt that hasn’t been kept refrigerated (never mind in the heated car and then back into the cold October night). That way, you’ll save money on Halloween candy (not that you won’t have tons after doing the countdown, though, I guess), and you’ll look really cool to the kids when they see you drop a yogurt glo-stick into their bag.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/30/2004 5:21 PM

Is it just me, or does the Trix rabbit look a lot like a tattooed Kevin McCallister in that picture?

Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 09/30/2004 5:21 PM

Did anyone see Matt’s Nick comercial? I have no time to watch Nickelodeon. Watermelon flavored yoguhrt? Fucking sick! I’d rather eat nads.

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 09/30/2004 6:07 PM

The tattoo of Frank on the Trix Rabbit hand… is he receiving … pleasure?

"Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you…"

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 09/30/2004 6:50 PM

Yeah, I was wondering about that commercial on Nick as well. Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Joey @ 09/30/2004 7:59 PM

Ok, this is off topic, but Im pretty sure that SOMEONE here can answer this question, Im trying to figure out what movie a song is from, I only know part of the lyrics, and its driving me crazy, its gotta be from the 80s or early 90s So here are the lyrics…

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

So, if anyone knows what movie or tv show that song is from PLEASE tell me before I go insane!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by I_HAVE_A_QUESTION! @ 09/30/2004 8:05 PM

I_HAVE_A_QUESTION–

Its from the funky Big Black Woman dancing with Mario scene in the Super Mario Bros movie.

Mat-

Shove those glow-gurts in the freazer . They turn into little frozen yogurt sticks that are suprisingly good. And Yogurt technicly dosn’t go ‘bad’ as its allready milk left to the ravages of bacteria ala chesse.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr Mango @ 09/30/2004 8:59 PM

im not sure, but i think walk with a dinosaur is from a whoppi goldberg movie in the 90′s in which shes a cop with a dinosaur. ill look it up for you and post again in a few minutes.

Chestnuts roasted by ralph @ 09/30/2004 9:14 PM

not sure if its the movie, but the one im thinking of is called Theodore Rex

Chestnuts roasted by ralph @ 09/30/2004 9:20 PM

I wanted to see the inside of the glogurt tubes!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Zorbs @ 09/30/2004 9:32 PM

Ahh, yes, I have seen all of these at the grocery store where I work. (One of the few convieniences of working at a grocery store – sooner or later, you’re gonna run into at least SOME of the stuff Matt talks about.) No, I haven’t tried them. They’re all expensive, rarely on sale, and hold no interest to me. I like my yogurt in the typical strawberry/blueberry/lime. The only kids’ yogurt I ever liked was the Penn Maid kids’ cups, and that only because I’ve been eating their Orange Cream since I was knee-high to Freddy Kruger.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 09/30/2004 10:01 PM

That’s "was(not was) – walk the dinosaur. been in too many movies too recount.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeep @ 09/30/2004 11:25 PM

I find that the tube-gurt tastes a helluva lot better when frozen.

Chestnuts roasted by marril159 @ 09/30/2004 11:31 PM

boy I don’t know if I can stomach 89 yogurts, I have a hard time w/ just one…

After getting first post for the first time ever a week or so ago, I feel unrushed to post, I think that’s weird. But I still wanna get first. NO I dont, yes I do. Do I remind anyone of one of the political candidates from tonight’s debate?

Bush: firm supporter of finishing the CHIA article

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 09/30/2004 11:52 PM

Thanks trajeal!
I was confused…

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 10/01/2004 12:15 PM

Yet another day where I finally make it to xe and there are two articles! I love this. After spending more hours than I can count on my fingers at the drafting board in the goddamn studio, xe makes me happy :) Thank you Matt, you made me happy.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 10/01/2004 12:15 PM

Nothing says Happy Halloween like fruity bacteria.

Yogurt for President in 2008!

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 10/01/2004 1:14 AM

And Cheese Dicks for V.P.!

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 10/01/2004 1:15 AM

ANdrew I bet you are a lot like Jason Schwartzman in Slackers. Also, give the chia plot a rest. Matt is working on a streak here. Those of us that lived through the unfinished advent calender know pain few will ever know.

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 10/01/2004 1:40 AM

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