If you hated Aliens Vs. Predator, you'll want to print this one and burn it to death. The latest on the Halloween Countdown is the long awaited sequel, Aliens XXVII.
I agree w/ Scourge, these are XE at its best… IF ONLY HE’D FINISH THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL- THE CHIA ARTICLE! XE READERS UNITE AND DEMAND IT BE COMPLETED!
Chestnuts roasted by ANndrew @ 09/21/2004 11:49 PM
That was pretty funny… glad to see more updates lately. yay for me.
Chestnuts roasted by kittygirl @ 09/21/2004 11:54 PM
Holy crap…that was funny!
3 Noses?
Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 09/22/2004 12:14 PM
that was funny matt. Are you going to review the halloween circus animal cookies?
Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 09/22/2004 12:24 PM
Good one Matt, I always look forward to the Halloween updates.
Chestnuts roasted by Byrd man @ 09/22/2004 1:03 AM
Matt, you’re a freaking genius. I love it.
Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 09/22/2004 1:23 AM
Now that was comedy. But why no Ash to kick Jason’s butt? Surely he is the mightiest of chainsaw wielding maniacs and deserving of some face time.
Chestnuts roasted by jason1551 @ 09/22/2004 1:32 AM
Hate to derail the halloween spirit, but I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t mention that the new Green Day album came out today. I had to fight through the Star Wars fanatics to get it. The sales girl was like "you’re not buying the trilogy?"
In short, American Idiot is a modern day Abbey Road, except even more connecteded.
Even shorter: AI is the greatest album ever made! Okay, halloween talk resumes….now.
Chestnuts roasted by Knegative @ 09/22/2004 2:09 AM
Speaking of green, that reminds me that I need to watch my copy of Grinch Night.
Chestnuts roasted by jason1551 @ 09/22/2004 2:22 AM
Blahhg, don’t ever compare Green Day to the Beatles…
Chestnuts roasted by Psuedo Bohemian @ 09/22/2004 3:40 AM
Not as funny as Ralphie Goes To Hell, but I liked the Floral Zone.
Chestnuts roasted by TB Tabby @ 09/22/2004 6:51 AM
What are those toys?? That’s awesome, little Alien lego-type figures!!
Chestnuts roasted by EyeLikeP00 @ 09/22/2004 8:04 AM
Aww, I loved Ralphie goes to Hell. That was classic.
Seeing Simon reminds me how Mr. Trajeal kept calling Hurricane Ivan, "Alvin". I swear, he has some kind of speech impediment.
I agree w/ the others. These articles are the best. I was waiting for Moss Arms Skelator to show up and start bitching.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/22/2004 8:07 AM
CHIA-PLOT!!!!!!!!!
Chestnuts roasted by Trippy the 8th Dwarf @ 09/22/2004 9:04 AM
Awesome Matt. Those are cool toys. You should do more of those. Especially CHIA PLOT!
CHIACHIACHIACHIACHIACHIA!
Chestnuts roasted by jhnnywalkr @ 09/22/2004 9:09 AM
why am I picturing Skeletor sticking a facehugger on Mossman and saying, "Hold this".
oh yeah, long time lurker first post.
Chestnuts roasted by gundam2000 @ 09/22/2004 9:20 AM
MATT – THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!
:: pats Matt on head. patpatpat. :: Whose bed was that, anyway? I love that floral material (ok, now you know I’m a girl…)
Good to see Trippy the 8th dwarf again! Hiya Trippy!
Viz everyone saying we have to gang up on Matt and force him to finish the Chia plot: we know, people! Nomatter what we have said, Matt just ain’t ready to CHIA wiv us. So I created own bad spoof involving My Little Ponies and chocolate… must continue with it, but need help! Insufficient toys! Anyone got a digital camera and a lot of eighties toys????? Mail me! (click on me name). I’ve never had such fun; (weeell, for a given value of never) and can heartily recommend spending hours murdering turtles. TMNT’s, that is. Real turtles are too cute, really. Then take pictures. Evil ponies rule the wwwworld! Whohoooo!
Damn, I love this stuff. I am in the middle of playing Alien vs Predator 2 and my alien is getting so big…I am so proud…I promised I wouldn’t cry.
It is a pretty sweet game. I finished the human and predator missions and I am about half way through the alien mission. This best part is growing the alien from a face hugger and watching him grow.
Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 09/22/2004 9:31 AM
Jesus Christ I LOVE the Halloween Countdown. Actually forgot HOW MUCH I loved it last year. I work a 9-5 solo desk job and this makes the day so much easier to deal with.
Chestnuts roasted by Hallonut @ 09/22/2004 9:49 AM
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wow. Simon. Where did you get that. I remember I had all the toys from the mid-80′s series. The stage, everything.