I mentioned this ad in an old article, but figured a lot of you would enjoy seeing it for yourself. It’s an early 90s PSA starring Michaelangelo of the Ninja Turtles, who was absolutely shocked…SHOCKED! Shocked…by the level of bike-related negligence spewed forth by his legions of wish-they-had-a-shell fans. Yes folks, it’s the Ninja Turtles on bike safety.

I can’t tell if the original voice actor was used, but if not, the new guy did his homework. Mikey retains his slimy charm and penchant for calling everything awesome, but speaks in a noticeably subdued manner. His words are uncharacteristically spaced; he even looks a bit apprehensive. The message is simple enough — wear your bike helmet or suffer an unimaginable fate. Click here to watch the magic. Please take note of Michaelangelo’s indisputably apologetic “cowabunga” thrown in at the end of the spot. He knew he wasn’t supposed to do things like this.
New Survey Yay: Recommend a movie you don’t believe many people have seen / would have bothered to see. I’ll start: Mother, starring Albert Brooks. Groan all you want. Where else can you see Debbie Reynolds coin the phrase “bullshit jam?”

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Hey guys, anyone else seen Damnation Alley? Fun little post-WW3 movie with George Peppard from the A-team and Jan-Michael Vincent. It features an awesome tank creation with 4 pairs of 3 wheels. You’d need to see it for it to make sense.