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Ninja Turtles Bike Safety PSA.

I mentioned this ad in an old article, but figured a lot of you would enjoy seeing it for yourself. It's an early 90s PSA starring Michaelangelo of the Ninja Turtles, who was absolutely shocked...SHOCKED! Shocked...by the level of bike-related negligence spewed forth by his legions of wish-they-had-a-shell fans. Yes folks, it's the Ninja Turtles on bike safety.

I can't tell if the original voice actor was used, but if not, the new guy did his homework. Mikey retains his slimy charm and penchant for calling everything awesome, but speaks in a noticeably subdued manner. His words are uncharacteristically spaced; he even looks a bit apprehensive. The message is simple enough -- wear your bike helmet or suffer an unimaginable fate. Click here to watch the magic. Please take note of Michaelangelo's indisputably apologetic "cowabunga" thrown in at the end of the spot. He knew he wasn't supposed to do things like this.

New Survey Yay: Recommend a movie you don't believe many people have seen / would have bothered to see. I'll start: Mother, starring Albert Brooks. Groan all you want. Where else can you see Debbie Reynolds coin the phrase "bullshit jam?"

Posted by Matt on 09/07/2004. E-mail me!



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Good to see people mentioning Peter Jackons’ pre LOTR offering Meet The Feebles- here’s some more of his films: Not sure if these are all avaliable in America but worth checking out!

Bad Taste (1988): Aliens land in New Zealand and start kidnapping people so they can kill them and use the bodies at their fast food restaurant back home (sounds a bit like V!). A government force called `The Boys’ is called in to kick alien arse. Very gory but in a funny way (eg one of the good guys aims for an alien, misses and blows up a sheep!)

Brain Dead (1992) New Zealand’s answer to Dawn of the Dead- set in the 1950′s a grannie gets bit by a rabid monkey at a zoo, next thing you know she’s a zombie. Mayhem ensuses…. you also get to see zombies having sex and a new use for a push lawn mower… (very gory too)

Heavenley Creatures (1994): This film got Peter Jackson his first Oscar nomination and was based on a true story. It’s also set in the 1950′s in New Zealand and was Kate Winslet’s(Titanic) first major role. She plays one of two friends who have an unusual (read almost lesiban)relationship and decide to do away with one of the girl’s mothers. Another good movie and yes, the ending is rather bloody.

The Frightners (1996): Starring Michael J Fox this was Jackson’s first `Hollywood’ film (Released by Universal). Fox plays a physic investigator researching a series of murders. He finds out the murderer is a ghost, so has to go `flatline’ to go after the serial killer ghost. This has some good scares (and laughs) but the ending is a big let down.

Love your site Matt, Cheers from New Zealand (look on your world map- hint: we’re next to Australia!)

Chestnuts roasted by Icebreaker @ 09/11/2004 7:58 PM


Yzziefrog, Stay Tuned RULES! It was my favorite movie as a kid and I got it on DVD a year or two ago.
Although I know how Jeffery J-Jo Jones screwed up (Pulled a Jacko), I still like Mr. Spike and his flaming red hair!

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 09/11/2004 9:18 PM


Obscure movies rule. I picked up a lil gem by the name of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092112/">Trick or Treat in the Wal-Mart $5 DVD bin. Sadly, IMDB doesn’t have the cover art… which is what enticed me to buy it, then come to find out just because Gene Simmons AND Ozzy are on the cover doesn’t necessarily mean they have more than a minute of combined screen time. It’s worth watching just to see Ozzy play a crazy televangelist…

Chestnuts roasted by WhiteTrash @ 09/11/2004 9:36 PM


Found a pic of the cover art… awesome. http://tort.the-croc.com/tortdvd.html">Trick or Treat

Chestnuts roasted by WhiteTrash @ 09/11/2004 9:39 PM


There’s a movie Roland Emmerich did in the mid-80′s called "Joey" which was a big hit in Germany, and was edited and brought to the US as "Making Contact". This movie sticks out in my mind because this film featured a very creepy ventriliquist’s dummy that comes to life and goes after a young boy who has telekenetic powers, and can bring his toys to life. I saw a few minutes of it on Cinemax once as a kid, and it creeped me out.

Chestnuts roasted by Number 5 @ 09/11/2004 11:32 PM


Icebreaker, I love the movie you call "Brain Dead", but I know it as "Dead Alive". Maybe they gave it a different name in The States. Either way, it’s one of my favorites.
I didn’t notice anyone mention "RAD!", the 80′s BMX classic starring Aunt Becky from Full House. If you haven’t seen it, be sure to do so.
Also, I really doubt that many people saw "Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman (who is somehow hotter in her late 30′s than she was in her early 20′s). I vaguely remember seeing the TV spots a couple years back and having no idea what to expect but then I saw it on some obscure movie channel and it was really good. excellent "date movie".

Chestnuts roasted by lmnop @ 09/12/2004 4:04 AM


One of my favorites is Brain Donors. Very funny movie

Chestnuts roasted by Yank @ 09/12/2004 12:53 PM


Secret Admirer is another 80′s classic. Stars C. Thomas "Soul Man" Howell, Lori "Summerland" Loughlin, Kelly "I married John Travolta" Preston, Dee "Critters" Wallace Stone, Cliff "Carnosaur 2" D. Young, Fred "Earl from Trmors" Ward, Casey "Three O’Clock High" Siemaszko, Courtney "You shit on my house!" Gains, and, as little brother, Corey Haim. Do you even need to know what its about? Probably not, but here goes anyway. C. Tommy gets an unsigned love letter on the last day of school, and as it passes between people, no one knows who wrote it but has no problem making up their own answers. Comedy ensues.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 09/12/2004 2:35 PM


Yank, how could I have forgotten "Brain Donors?" That’s a big favorite of mine, too – picked it up for about $5.99 at the grocery store I worked at. It was the Zucker Brothers’ attempt at ressurrecting the "Marx Brothers" trio-acts-crazy-while-helping-lovers formula, and it’s worth seeing just for John Tuttorro’s hilarious performance as Mr. Flakfitzer, the sleazy, Groucho-esque lawyer.

And if you like those, I heartily recommend all of the original "Marx Brothers" movies, too, especially the ones you may not have seen (like their first sound film, "The Coconuts," and the spy spoof "A Night In Casablanca").

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 09/12/2004 9:24 PM


hmmm…. Monster Squad??? man it’s been awhile since I’ve seen that one.

Chestnuts roasted by Azriel Sin @ 09/13/2004 5:27 PM


"Harold and Maude": Weirdest love story ever. Set to the music of Cat Stevens. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067185/

"Cannibal: The Musical": Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s first effort at filmmaking. Hilarious, though poorly filmed. http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/

"Dead Pit": my favorite cheesy 80′s zombie movie. Cheryl Lawson, yum yum. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dead_pit/

Chestnuts roasted by freakachu420 @ 09/14/2004 5:00 PM


my "cheesy horror" reccomendations: Brainscan, Idle Hands.

my "quirky indie movie that everyone should see" reccomendation: Six String Samurai

Chestnuts roasted by allisonaxe @ 09/15/2004 3:47 PM


krang is the coolest villian ever. i mean, a brain in the belly in a glass box? pure genius.

Chestnuts roasted by 1215 @ 09/15/2004 4:16 PM


i don’t believe i saw this mentioned on here

Little Monsters.
it simultaneously helped/ruined Howie Mandell’s and Fred Savage’s carreers.

not to mention it was on abc last night. why i have no idea, but it used to be one of my fav movies.guess it’s just that much closer to halloween.
:)

Chestnuts roasted by Randy @ 09/15/2004 4:35 PM


anyone else also remember Flight of The Navigator. from disney in the early 80′s. it’s out on dvd, that was one of my fav movies as well.

Chestnuts roasted by Randy @ 09/15/2004 4:39 PM


Yeah Randy, I mentioned Flight of The Navigator earlier in this blog. I have the DVD as well.

Chestnuts roasted by Number 5 @ 09/15/2004 6:25 PM


I’m surprised to see that no one has mentioned Freaks. It’s hella old (1932) but it features actual circus preformers.
anyways some of my favorite cult movies are (in no particular order) Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Legend, Empire Records, Goonies, UHF, and of course RHPS. And I’m going to have to agree Matt, you need to review UHF for us.

Chestnuts roasted by gimpy421 @ 09/17/2004 12:34 PM


THE STUPIDS!

THE MOST UNNDERRATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

Chestnuts roasted by Alex WIlkins @ 09/21/2004 5:31 PM


I can’t believe nobody has mentioned (or , apparently, seen) The Night Of The Comet. Cheesy post-apocalypse style with some comet that somehow (I can’t remember exactly) just by passing by Earth kills everybody who wasn’t lucky enough to be stuck inside a metal box of some kind. Crappy horror movie (my favorite kind) ensues.

Oh yeah, and ZOMBIES!

(I think… I haven’t seen a copy of it for about 15 years)

Anyway, my nurse is coming to give me my meds and make me "leave those poor people alone".

Chestnuts roasted by Rod @ 09/21/2004 10:14 PM


–>> ..i have a helmet i wear.. JUST LIKE THAT !! GRAAH !!

Chestnuts roasted by ~tOkK @ 10/08/2004 5:25 AM


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