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S’Mores Wars.

Here's a quick article on two of the many S'Mores Makers that've hit the market recently. You don't need a campfire to have your grahamy choco marshgoodness these days -- all you need are some sterno cups and a low-watt bulb. Featured in the article is the "Hershey's S'Mores Maker," a kiddy device, and the "Casamoda Indoor/Outdoor S'Mores Maker," a machine meant for people much better than you or I.

Posted by Matt on 09/06/2004. E-mail me!

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First comment! Yes!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 09/06/2004 1:29 AM

Whoops, I forgot the reason I came to leave a post. Hey Matt, while attending the Great New York State Fair this weekend, I met another "World’s Smallest Woman", in a similar yet more scaled down little house (and a near-identical really grizzled old black man taking tickets). It was NOT Gloria, the woman you photographed. Instead, it was a middle aged Haitian woman, who appeared to be a bit bigger than Gloria (her name is "Elizabeth" they said.) I was rather disappointed in the whole thing. She barely spoke English as was pretty rude, I was having problems with my digicam and she kept waving at me to just leave, even though I paid her a dollar to take her picture. I did get one though. You interested in a picture of her for the site?

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 09/06/2004 1:35 AM

I actually got a smores maker for Christmas last year. It serves its purpose, but I’m still not sure how I feel about it. It either incinerates the marshmellow or barely heats it. Oh well, I guess it just comes down to smores being good.

Chestnuts roasted by Andrea @ 09/06/2004 1:54 AM

As much as I like smores I would never buy somthing like this, if I want smores I’ll make it over the oven burners. I like the background of the "Stay Puff marshmellow man" it’s fitting to the topic. Good article. 4th comment!

Chestnuts roasted by Caylor @ 09/06/2004 1:59 AM

Mallows suck…. replace them with some vodka… replace the chocolate with some OJ and the crackers with a glass and we’re talkin!

Anyways, good article as always.

Chestnuts roasted by Prezkot @ 09/06/2004 2:03 AM

Cheers Matt! this article gave me the munchies

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 09/06/2004 2:21 AM

Aauugg!? Why did the background change?

Chestnuts roasted by Caylor @ 09/06/2004 2:36 AM

Matt, you live in, what, an apartment? Where do possibly have room for all this stuff?

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 09/06/2004 3:28 AM

…"as if you’ve seen Satan bottlefuck your mom".

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 09/06/2004 4:18 AM

You badddddddddddddd.

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 09/06/2004 4:19 AM

I didn’t know they made those things!!! That is some weird ass shit!!

Chestnuts roasted by fggfhgf @ 09/06/2004 8:10 AM

Don’t buy the pre-made smores by hershey’s, they suck.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr King @ 09/06/2004 8:13 AM

my parents got this smore make last year. they used it exactly once, the day after christmas. whenever i go over there now it’s in the same spot… i think maybe smores are meant to be a special camping treat or something… or maybe they’re just lazy. who knows.

Chestnuts roasted by Big Jerm @ 09/06/2004 8:13 AM

Where in the world did you get that second (better) one? I love s’mores, but only get to go camping once in a blue moon! I refuse to put a marshmallow on my s’more until it’s been on fire and charred all over. Mmm, now I’m hungry.

Chestnuts roasted by snowcalico @ 09/06/2004 9:21 AM

It’s my goal in life to become those people on the back of the Casamoda s’more maker.

Chestnuts roasted by Proper Copper @ 09/06/2004 9:39 AM

The crust around a blackened marshmallow is truly a delight.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 09/06/2004 10:06 AM

I remember once that I was leaning down to the lit stove to light a cigarette. I soon realized my mistake as the front of my hair started to crackle. If I hadn’t taken a shower ten minutes prior, the room would have smelled a lot worse. Despite how relevant this story is, I must head to class, peace.

Chestnuts roasted by MiltQn @ 09/06/2004 10:19 AM

I like the marsh, I like the choc, I am just not that big on the graham. Maybe it comes from all of those "whistle while you eat this graham cracker" contests in 4th grade……

Chestnuts roasted by manimal789 @ 09/06/2004 10:45 AM

Wow, i’m here early, people might actually read my post now! I like my S’mores more like the outcome of the Hershey Crap One. I always hate the black marsh crust. FINISH THE CHIA ARTICLE!

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 09/06/2004 10:46 AM

I like the marshmellow cooked to black cinders, it always tastes so flaky and burnt.

Oh yeah, FINISH THE CHIA ARTICLE!

Chestnuts roasted by RPharazon @ 09/06/2004 11:35 AM

Put a graham cracker on a plate, aquare of chocolate on that, then a marshmallow on that, zap in a micowave for about 20 seconds, slap another cracker on top. Not as good as a flame-tortured one, but good for a quick fix.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 09/06/2004 11:42 AM

The Hershey-spawned mashmallows look pretty damn delicious actually. Though you gotta question whether any kid would have the patience to wait half their young lifetimes for the things to cook.

Chestnuts roasted by Ginrai @ 09/06/2004 11:47 AM

I learned one of the most important life lessons while cooking s’mores once.

Chestnuts roasted by whirred @ 09/06/2004 11:48 AM

Awesome. I love s’mores. I don’t see the point of a smore maker. unless your in the city and if you start a fire and that guys with the weird hats come and yell at you. I can see why now.

Go Terps.

Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 09/06/2004 11:52 AM

I hate burnt marshmellows on my smores.

Remember when they used to make frozen smores in the early 90′s? Those weren’t bad.

Currently, my favorite pop-tarts flavor is smores.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 09/06/2004 12:27 PM

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