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08/25/2004: some stuff and some other stuff.

Slow week on the site, I know. Don’t worry, bidness will be a’pickin’ up next week — three new articles between this weekend and the next, and absolutely none of them having to do with Italian thumb wrestling or Crayola crayons. Next article’s looking pretty saha-wank so far.

Oh, an early request: I’m gearing up for the coming X-E Halloween season. Had shitloads of fun doing last year’s Halloween Countdown and I can’t wait to get on the ball with that again this year — especially because the length of the daily entries won’t preclude me from actually letting them be “daily.” Loads of fun stuff planned, stay tuned. My request: if anyone out there has any Halloween materials they think I might be able to use on the site, please e-mail me. (feel free to use this link to do so) I don’t have very many specifics on what I’m looking for, but here’s a few: Halloween television specials, Halloween commercials (these can be in file format or on VHS), Halloween-inspired print ads, so on and so on. If it looks like something that would be on X-E during the Halloween season and you’re willing to part with it, lemme know. Oh, please don’t post what you’ve got in the comments section — kinda ruins the surprise for everyone else if I use it. :crazy:

To close things out, another survey topic: name your five favorite television shows ever, in any order. Did we already do this one? Oh well.


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Discussion Thread: 168 comments

Ally I know exactly what you mean about Conan the Barbarian cartoon. I used to watch it all the time on Fox. There was one summer when they moved it to like 3 pm weekday afternoons, and I’d do all I could to run home from volunteering as fast as I could to make it. I saw the entire series that summer. Except when they got to like the last episode I either missed it (doubtful), Fox didn’t play it, or they never made one. I remember them about to go into some huge climactic battle with the snake guys again, one that I’d never seen before, and then it just ended without finishing the battle. The next day they went back to playing the very first episode.

Man that pissed me off something fierce for a couple of months. I had forgotten about it until now. ARGH! It makes me so mad. If it weren’t for that, that cartoon would easily be in my top five, I remember it as being awesome but since I feel that the show screwed me, its cut.

My top five shows (and this is so unfair to a bunch more shows I used to love)
-Futurama
-Simpsons
-Trailer Park Boys
-Star Trek TNG
-Seinfeld

Ghosted by machinesquad @ 08/26/2004 1:30 PM EDT


1. Mr. Show
2. The Adventures of Pete and Pete
3. G.I. Joe
4. He-Man
5. Family Guy

Honorable mentions to:
Seinfeld and Simpsons and Smiley’s Saturday Sports Spectacular (on my local cable access)

Ghosted by The Unstopable @ 08/26/2004 1:38 PM EDT


machinesquad, I am sorry you missed the final episode, but there was one. Similar to "Mighty Max" having a final episode and why I still have a lot of respect for early 90’s cartoons. After Conan there was "Conan and the Young Warriors" (CBS spin-off to the syndicated original).

Ghosted by ME @ 08/26/2004 1:42 PM EDT


1. The Simpsons
2. Seinfeld
3. WKRP in Cincinatti
4. Bosom Buddies
5. What’s Happening

Runner-ups include The Master, Happy Days, MASH, and The A-Team.

Ghosted by mutton72 @ 08/26/2004 1:46 PM EDT


I never liked the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon too much but I always liked the opening sequence. It used to come on after Pee Wee’s Playhouse, or maybe it was Muppet Babies on Saturday morning. I guess I’m really odd for only watching the opening sequence but then again isn’t it supposed to catch your eye? One big orgy of eye candy which is especially true for cartoons. SPeaking of Muppet Babies I was always a fan of how they showed the clip of the TIE fighter in the opening sequence. I could go on and on about great opening sequences but i was wonering what some of your favorites were?

Honorable Mention: THe Smurfs, especially the part where Gargamel screams "TOTAL DESTRUCTION FROM MOUNTAIN TO SHORE!!!!!!!" it sounds so wicked with that echo effect plus with the destruction that ensues…

Ghosted by phunqsauce @ 08/26/2004 1:58 PM EDT


Dang, Halloween around the corner already? It seems like just yesterday I was checking out X-E’s Advent Calendar. How time flies….

Anyway, my top 5 list:

5.Stargate SG-1
4.Buffy/Angel (tie)
3.The Simpsons
2.MST3K
1.Quantum Leap

Ghosted by 4thDown @ 08/26/2004 2:11 PM EDT


Does anyone remember that show in 1986 called "The Wizard?" He was a midget McGyver who made toys that did crazy shit. And each episode he made some new random toy that somehow had something to do, or amazing way to foil that weeks jewel theif. And the villains were almost always jewel theifs, or pirates, or pirate jewel theifs.

It was such an amazing show because the lead was a midget who was treated with respect and dignity by the norms. I wish they’d remake it into a movie.

Ghosted by New Guy @ 08/26/2004 4:04 PM EDT


Wasn’t it called The Wiz? I loved that show. Was that the same guy that played in the movie Time Bandits? Now, there’s an awesome movie.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 08/26/2004 4:29 PM EDT


You could split this into 2 polls really. Fave shows now and fave shows then. When I was a kid I crazy looooooved the following five:

1:Knightrider -dude solves myesterys in wicked car
2:Whizz Kids – kids solve mysterys with wicked computers(!) and wicked bmxs
3:StreetHawk – dude solves mysterys on wicked motorbike
4:A-Team – dudes solve mysterys by wickedly shooting everyone
5:Blakes 7 – dudes, and spunky dudettes, have no time to solve mysterys as they are wanted criminals being hunted like dogs and trying to escape in their wicked spaceship.

Honourable mentions: Family Ties, Different Strokes, Saturday Morning, truly THE greatest morning. Cartoons, muppets, etc Oh yeah!

Ghosted by CLiche-Man @ 08/26/2004 6:53 PM EDT


If there are any Ali G fans around, check out this commencement speech for Harvard’s 2004 Class Day. Once it starts playing skip ahead to 01:25:30 for his segment.
Real Player video file
Read the speech

To be honest, if I was a parent, I would probably go crazy having just paid full or part of my kid’s tuition to Harvard and then witnessing that speech.

Ghosted by ME @ 08/26/2004 7:20 PM EDT


1. Twin Peaks
2. Melrose Place
3. Golden Girls
4. Alias
5. Blossom

Ghosted by Gareth @ 08/26/2004 7:56 PM EDT


i forgot about Mr. show, cowboy bebop, and trigun so my original post is now changed to
futurama
trigun
simpsons
Mr. show
cowboy bebop

Ghosted by sexy nigel the pharoah wizard @ 08/26/2004 8:07 PM EDT


I love
Futurama
The Nanny
Golden Girls
Murder She Wrote
Hell I’ll admit…My Little Pony and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were always big faves. LOL
Three’s Company

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Anyway I was just wondering Matt, everyone keeps talking and anticapating how great your Halloween countdown is going to be, any pressure on you?

Ghosted by Jessie @ 08/26/2004 8:44 PM EDT


The Simpsons
Sonic the Hedgehog
The X-Men cartoon from around ‘93
Frasier
Beast Wars

Runners-Up: Futurama, Family Guy, Happy Days, I Love Lucy, Bill Nye the Science Guy (heh), Transformers G1, SNL, South Park, both TMNT animates series, Malcom in the Middle, Maximum Exposure, Real TV, countless others…

I wish there was more GOOD stuff on TV. I cannot wait until the "Reality" Show fad is over…

Ghosted by marril159 @ 08/26/2004 8:57 PM EDT


Beast Wars
Sliders (Agreed with above…s’no good after they killed him.)
Invader Zim
Transformers G1
Empty Nest

I miss Empty Nest…

Ghosted by The REAL Mother of Kane's Baby! @ 08/26/2004 9:07 PM EDT


I have to admit after reading all of the others most of mine are pretty generic.

Alf
Anything nick at night
usa up all night with rhonda shear/ and or gilber godfrey
Hey dude
real world

Ghosted by Jems @ 08/26/2004 9:11 PM EDT


thanx machinesquad for proving i’m not going crazy. The only thing i can clearly remember from 1st grade is watching the conan show and acting out the episodes with my friends at lunch time. I even made cardboard ninja stars to be that one girl. Don’t get me wrong everyone TMNT was awesome. I just never acted it out. though i did have the action figures. It seems nobody ever remembers conan. When i mention it they think i’m talking about the live series. But yes thank you for helping me make sure my brain wasn’t making something up.

Ghosted by Ally @ 08/26/2004 9:53 PM EDT


Can’t wait for the Halloween countdown. If I still had two VCRs, I’d make you a copy of this entire Halloween tape I have. Taped way back in the day. Has Halloween themed episodes of Garfield, Peanuts, and most importantly, Ghostbusters, and probably a crapload of related commercials (and I’m pretty sure that the BK Doubles and McDonalds McRib commercials you have are both on there). Figures my last good ‘copying’ VCR died about a year ago.

Favorite shows? There’s a tie between my two all time favorite shows, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Saturday Night Live. After that, there’s too many to list.

Ghosted by Larry @ 08/26/2004 10:51 PM EDT


1. Northern Exposure (Two words – Chris Stevens)
2. Land of the Lost (Ahh, sleestaks and the "dad" that was always sweating!)
3. Brimstone (was brilliant. I could beat the people who took it off the air!)
4. various Adult Swim shows (Aqua Teen, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop being the top 3 of ‘em :P )
5. Rescue Me (I’m in love with Denis Leary :D )

Ghosted by Ryane @ 08/26/2004 11:45 PM EDT


Matt, did you see the article about Bea Arthur getting crazy about having a pocketknife taken away, and she said that the terrorists put it there. Sounds kinda fucked up.

[url]http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2004/08/25/ddish.DTL[/url]

Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 08/27/2004 12:12 PM EDT


Wow I hadn’t realised I’d been reading X-E for over a year, but I guess I have.

As for 5 favorite shows:

The Simpsons
Futurama
South Park
Red Dwarf
Spongebob Squarepants

Ghosted by Lossenelin @ 08/27/2004 12:58 PM EDT


YAH!! Another X-E halloween special. I almost forgot how close halloween was creeping up…well no not really. Anyway, I’ll try to find something you could use Matt. Hmmm five favourite shows eh?

Not in any particluar order:

Seinfeld
Family Guy
InuYasha
Bewitched
Macguyver

Ghosted by well @ 08/27/2004 2:14 AM EDT


I am truly sickened by the presence of Blossom on ANYONE’s top five list. I wish I could get those few hours of my life back from Joey and Blossom and Six — no wait, Six was hot. She can have them.

Ghosted by Shelby @ 08/27/2004 3:47 AM EDT


my best five fave toons you probably don’t remember – til now:

Mummies Alive

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs

Rocko’s Modern Life

Disney’s The Weekenders

Project GeeKeR

Also these are all cartoons Matt has never talked about (OK, as far as I know he’s never mentioned any one of them). If you’ve never seen them yourself, dude, you missed out.
OK I go now bye.

Ghosted by plsburydoughboy @ 08/27/2004 6:54 AM EDT


Sorry for the double post. Me bad with PC too, uh, yes, sir.

Too make up for it, here’s the next five faves you won’t remember:

Mighty Orbots

Original CBS Conan series

Calamity Jane

Reboot

M.A.S.K.

Well actually, you might remeber some of this shit, but hey, you’ll thank me for reminding you anyway. Ciao now.

Ghosted by plsburydoughboy @ 08/27/2004 7:06 AM EDT


Here are my top 5, in no particular order… which is a lie, because they’re in the order in which I think of them, now aren’t they?

Happy Days, Sesame Street, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Perfect Strangers, & Saved By The Bell.

Ghosted by Mike Fireball @ 08/27/2004 7:11 AM EDT


After some thought this becomes difficult… alas here goes.

Family Guy
Newsradio
Adventures of Pete and Pete
South Park
Dammit I can’t list them all. It’ll Give me a headache.

Ghosted by Arctic Orange @ 08/27/2004 8:33 AM EDT


It’s weird, I’ve been seeing Halloween stuff in the mail. I guess it’s because there aren’t any holidays between the Fourth of July and Halloween that can have a marketing and product tie-in.

Ghosted by dggfg @ 08/27/2004 8:42 AM EDT


The Simpsons
Family Guy
Salute Your Shorts
Pete and Pete
The Wonder Years

Ghosted by Kappin @ 08/27/2004 9:27 AM EDT


I forgot:

Misfits of Science
Manimal
Automan
The Electric Company

Does anyone else but me remember the first three?? Little help here!

Ghosted by ripley26 @ 08/27/2004 10:29 AM EDT


MoS: The original bargin-basement live action superheroes. Sorry, Mutant-X.
Manimal: Suave, rich dude turns into one of three beasts, ’cause that’s all the SFX budget would allow.
Automan: Geeky police officer creates an artificial man on his computer. Probably used some of the same data used by the dudes in "Weird Science." Shiny.
Electric Company: Taught me to read by age three. Morgan Freeman was the coolest Dracula.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 08/27/2004 11:53 AM EDT


Knight Rider
A-Team
Star Trek: The Next Generation
The Incredible Hulk
Max Headrom

Honorable Mentions:
3 2 1 Contact
Mr Wizards World

Ghosted by Loudgeek @ 08/27/2004 1:36 PM EDT


McGyver
Pee-Wee’s Play House
X-Files
Rosanne
and…
Muppet Babies

Ghosted by BettieBoo @ 08/27/2004 5:45 PM EDT


Oh– and Count Duckula!

Ghosted by BettieBoo @ 08/27/2004 5:50 PM EDT


Sorry to post again, but I have to ask, does anyone remember the show VEGETABLE SOUP? It aired on PBS (ch. 13 and 21 here in NY) in the late 70s/early 80s (may have reaired later in the 80s). It was really trippy. I have only one memory of the show (other than opening credits w/ the theme) which is a rastaman beating a drum. Even at the time I saw it (i was probably 4 or 5) thought it was completely insane, but I still remember it to this day. Was it a dream?

And what about Magic Garden? Did I dream that one too. "We’d like to say hello, hello and how are you."

Thanks all.

Ghosted by Pedro @ 08/27/2004 6:19 PM EDT


Matt:

Thanks for the heads up on the Times Square TRU! Saved me a trip into the depths of open mouthed, slow moving, from-Podunk tourist hell.

Ghosted by Pedro @ 08/27/2004 6:23 PM EDT


Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Dawson’s Creek
Seinfeld
The Sopranos
Mystery Science Theater 3000

Simpsons would make it if it was a litle more consistent. But then again, if granpa had tits, he’d be grandma.

Ghosted by Kyle @ 08/27/2004 7:08 PM EDT


Pedro, you are in luck that I happened to find the best Vegetable Soup segment, Outerscope, for sale a few days back by accident. I linked to the seller in case the auction ends early and any interested parties here can contact them directly.

The local UHF shopping-channel-turned-Spanish-speaking-network-affiliate in the Boston area, Channel 66, used to show Vegetable Soup early Sunday mornings with some other kid programs to meet the FCC educational requirement within the past five years. I have no idea if they still show it.

After a quick search, I just discovered that the same Channel 66 out of Worcester used to be an all music video channel called V-66. I don’t remember that, but it reminds me in the early 1990’s, we had a local affiliate of The Box. I guess New York City and the UK are well aware of this channel, but I seemed to be one of the few around this area at the time. The Box was just scrolling listings of music videos (Similar to the channel/TV Guide network on your cable that tells you what is on each channel) and you would call in the 900 number code for what videos you want and it would be put on your phone bill. If you were patient, The Box would show free videos.

Should any X-E readers in the Boston area still have an antenna, I do, you can pick up MTV2 on Channel 24. It is one of those newer low broadcast channels, I think, that is not very clear unless probably directly underneath the Needham radio towers.

Ghosted by ME @ 08/27/2004 11:38 PM EDT


5. South Park
4. Hey Dude (yeah sue me!)
3. ATHF "I should not walk that a child may live…that’s what it does!"
2. Ben Stiller Show (as far as I can see everyone forgot this one!)
1. Welcome Back Kotter

Ghosted by Knegative @ 08/28/2004 12:18 PM EDT


Sorry to double post, but I remember the Box! One night somebody kept playing TLC videos, so somebody else decided to play Walking Contradiction about 20 times in a row. That was a good night. Well maybe just for a Green Day obsessive like myself.

Ghosted by Knegative @ 08/28/2004 12:24 PM EDT


Well, of course I couldn’t pick just five, so I made these lists:

Super faves, aka the HBO/Comedy Central geek-out:
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-The Sopranos (I think maybe I’ve mentioned these first few once or twice)
-Curb Your Enthusiasm (Totally different from Seinfeld, at least for me!)
-Carnivale (I was shocked you left it off, trajeal! psst: Remember when I spammed the blog talking about when I saw all the cast members at the Museum of TV & Radio? The Q&A panel is going to be on the DVD!)
-Chappelle’s Show (He deserves every penny of that 50 mil (Reno 911! would prolly be next on this list))

Them cartoonie things:
~Ren & Stimpy (Anybody have word on the status of Adult Party Cartoon? Cancelled, or what?)
~Rocko’s Modern Life (I’d mention something about Camp Lazlo, but I’m still enjoying keeping that as my little secret.)
~South Park
~Blue Gender (Like, is this the most overlooked AS show, or what?!?)
~Cowboy Bebop (I’ll admit, after seeing them so many times, about 1/2 of the episodes are totally boring now, but that other half, whew! Can’t wait for Samurai Champloo!)

Classics and whatnot:
*All In The Family
*Mary Tyler Moore
*Roseanne
*The Monkees
*I Love Lucy/The Lucy Desi Comedy Hour (I actually preferred the latter, where they lived on a farm and raised chickens and met celebrities. Didn’t so much care for The Lucy Show, though I’ll reference "Luuuuuuuucille!" on occasion. That’s probably more a result of the MST3K though :) )

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 08/28/2004 1:43 AM EDT


Get a Life
Kung Fu
Married with Children
Dungeons & Dragons (cartoon)
Omaha Mutual’s Wild Wild World of Animals

Ghosted by Krappy Kat @ 08/28/2004 7:11 AM EDT


Get Smart
Welcome Back, Kotter
Good Eats
Star Trek TNG
Parker Lewis Can’t Lose

Ghosted by MonsterDog @ 08/28/2004 7:43 AM EDT


….in a little bowl of Vegetable Soup!

I miss Woody the Spoon.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 08/28/2004 4:03 PM EDT


Pedro -

I so remember The Magic Garden. The hosts were Carol and Paula – there was a (pink?) squirrel named Sherlock and the Magic Tree as well as the Chuckle Patch of Daisys/Daisies? I was very young and watched it every day. PBS ya gotta love it!

Ghosted by ripley26 @ 08/28/2004 4:55 PM EDT


Top 5 all time? Well let’s see..

5. Walker, Texas Ranger- There’s just something appealing about watching Chuck Norris spin-kick various Texas trash every week.

4. WWE- I was no athelete growing up, so of course I lived through the exploits of the Ultimate Warrior.

3. Bozo’s Circus- Virtually every day of my grade school existence began with cinnamon toast and this show. HUGE deal when someone actually won the Grand Prize Game.

2. Duck Tales- I LOVED this show when I was younger. The 5 part mini series when Unca’ Scrooge and the boys travel with Launchpad McQuack to find the city of gold changed my life…for the better.

1. Double Dare- It was everything that I had ever hoped life could be, and it was all contained in 30 minutes. Trivia I could answer, physical challenges, and an obstacle course which routinely included a gigantic nose that you HAD to pick. Awesome.

Ghosted by Owangotang @ 08/28/2004 6:16 PM EDT


Favorite television shows? Hm…

*Cowboy Bebop – Say what you like, anime superfreaks… "He’s just another moron who doesn’t know shit about anime hopping on the bandwagon,"… "I’ll bet you’ve never even watched another anime series,"… "Oh, he saw it on Cartoon Network… another one of THEM"… Regardless, I’ve seen a good bit of anime (though admittedly nothing I’ve had to import), and Cowboy Bebop’s not only the best anime series I’ve ever seen, it’s among the absolute best dramas I’ve seen in any genre, animated or not. I pity the fool who hasn’t given Cowboy Bebop a chance.

*Nowhere Man – Oh God, it’s been YEARS since I last saw an episode of this, but I still remember being absolutely insane over it. Been waiting to catch it in reruns but I’ve never seen it again anywhere.

*NYPD Blue – Rarely do you get writers and actors this good working on the same show. NYPD Blue has characterization that reveals scores of other cop shows to be the formulaic hack jobs they are.

*Law and Order – Yes, I’m a Law and Order junkie. I need my fix- the original, Special Victim’s Unit, Criminal Intent, it doesn’t matter. I don’t know if it’ll be as potent without Jerry Orbach…

And, um…

*The Upright Citizens’ Brigade – Man this show was hilarious. I can’t believe it got cancelled (but then again, I guess it just didn’t have the staying power of, say, Crank Yankers *shudder*). At least it’s being shown in reruns on Comedy Central.

Okay, maybe not my absolute favorite television shows (I did’t include X-Files, for one thing), but that’s a pretty solid list. Yay.

Ghosted by Night_Trekker @ 08/30/2004 1:32 AM EDT


ok lets see…
beetleborgs
biker mice from mars
street sharks
sha-na-na’s TV show
thunderbirds
gigantor

Ghosted by Roberto Don Juan Smith @ 08/30/2004 2:28 AM EDT


Me:

Those puppets look might creepy. Vegetable Soup was completely mindblowing. I might bid on that.

Ripley26:

Ah yes, the Chuckle patch. Wasn’t there also a fox that lived in a tree that was addicted to popcorn. I remember him always begging those two hippies for more popcorn.

Oh and one more: ROMPER ROOM!!! My buddy Sam actually got on the show once. Sadly he doesn’t have a tape of it. I think that that giant bee (can’t remember his name — anyone? anyone?) was the inspiration for bee man on the Simpson’s, but I could be wrong.

Ghosted by Pedro @ 08/30/2004 10:21 AM EDT


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