Two of our friends hooked up, got engaged and are now living in sin till the wedding nearby, and during the process of ma-ma-merging, some of their shit had to go. So, thanks to Justin for passing this one along — a beat-up old Nintendo chest from the rarely mentioned “crate craze” of the 80s, where we plowed on with silent obsession for milkcrates, storage chests and just boxes in general. There was a huge line of similar chests available for virtually every childhood franchsie you can think of. I’m pretty sure they’re officially licensed…

I’m not going to tell you what caused the damage shown above; I’ve heard the story and it’s disgusting. Our new Nintendo chest will never double as a plate. Each side features a different NES scene, alternating between Mario, Zelda and BOTH AT ONCE. Looks like a lot of the art was inspired by the old instruction manuals, meaning we get to see that old hag who told Link about glowy triangles and underground ghouls all over again. Here’s the pics, click to enlarge.


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Her name is not Peach Toadstool; Nintendo shot that rumor down. For some weird reason though in Super Mario 64 her name was Toadstool AND Peach.