Well, 8 PM has come and gone, and with it, the chance to win a box of crap for coloring in Squid Head and Boba Fett. Got a little over 30 entries -- a few were lost in e-mail mishaps; say a prayer for them. The rest of you knew the rules: make magic out of this page:
Judging the entries was tough -- most of the good ones were so much better than the bad ones that the bad ones seemed four times badder than they actually were. And of the good, a few stood out. Part of me wanted to award the grand prize to Jay from Tupelo who so skillfully cropped fried calamari out of a Food Network picture and added it near Boba Fett's mouth. Instead I had Jay from Tupelo killed. The winner of the One-Day-Only ROTJ Coloring Book Coloring Contest is...
Jeff! Don't know Jeff personally. Don't know if I want to. But boy does make the mean Squidhead yes.
Jeff will win various trinkets of little worth, packed into a box we formerly used to litter box train. Thanks to all who participated -- I liked coming home to multiple Squid Heads. Here's the best of the rest, and sorry if yours isn't on here. I'm running out of time.
Actually, Russell should win too. So yeah, Russell wins too. Extra box for you.
Posted by Matt on 08/10/2004. E-mail me!
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Obviously you’re all into this contest but I’m sorry to say that the last two starwars movies: Star Wars – The Search For A Plot and Star Wars – When You Fail Redeeming Yourself, were not very good at all. Which I’m sure you all noticed unless you were waiting for a good view of Natalie Portman to enjoy yourself with as well as I and four little Jawa Wackers at home. But nevertheless, Starwars is an epic of all time and Star Trek was a big fat rip-off of Space Balls. You all kick ass and have fun coloring your little guys!