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Spider-Man Reviews Crayons -> Part 3!

Spider-Man's dropped the dead weight for Part 3, returning to that secret nuance of his that really brought him to the dance: an intense interest in reviewing each of Crayola's 96 crayons. It's finally over. We can never speak of it again. Check back here tomorrow for an Alien Fruit Monster update, and a couple of too-short movie reviews about murderous swine and happy cats.

Posted by Matt on 08/08/2004. E-mail me!

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Yah, that was great!
Hot magma it is!

Chestnuts roasted by Sarah @ 08/08/2004 10:50 PM

How often do they change colors in that box. i bought a big box of them a couple of years ago and I don’t remember Inch worm or the crayons that had the fancy paper around them.

Chestnuts roasted by JLAJRC @ 08/08/2004 10:54 PM

I can’t help feeling this series was symbolic of something.

Chestnuts roasted by Curious @ 08/08/2004 10:56 PM

I can’t believe Spider-Man agreed to do that

Chestnuts roasted by SuperStar @ 08/08/2004 11:12 PM

HA adam bomb. that’s old school

Chestnuts roasted by violent 3d @ 08/08/2004 11:19 PM

Crayons are always fun… didn’t you review some Crayola halloween crayons once? You should put up a link to it while you’re on this crayon trip. It will be like Spiderman reviews crayons all over again, only better because there are like 3 instead of 96.

Chestnuts roasted by Stormy @ 08/08/2004 11:22 PM

Hey 6th comment!

Chestnuts roasted by SHANE! @ 08/08/2004 11:22 PM

You let Silver and Gold go by without making a reference to one of those old Christmas specials in which Burl Ives (I think) made a big musical effin’ deal out of uncountable riches for Christmas.

Materialism, and of course with all that silver and gold you could buy lots of the sponsor’s products and…

I have no point. Nevermind.

Chestnuts roasted by Monster Dog @ 08/08/2004 11:23 PM

I think they keep all the "normal" colors and switch up the special ones. Mine came with construction paper crayons and some slick shiny ones.

Chestnuts roasted by Stormy @ 08/08/2004 11:24 PM

When i first started checking this site out about 3 years ago the blog on most articles was like 40-50 tops. now it’s like 140-150. so congrats on that matt. i had some more stuff to say, but now i don’t feel like typing it all. oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by naturekid @ 08/08/2004 11:25 PM

Did you know that you can melt these crayons and make candles from them. Oh yes, sweet candles.

Chestnuts roasted by Mangus Dangus @ 08/08/2004 11:33 PM

absolutely amazing. I am going out right now to go buy crayons. lots and lots of crayons…

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremy @ 08/08/2004 11:40 PM

Awesome. I was always a fan of those wild named crayons like Inchworm. I’m almost positive inchworm isn’t a color anyway.

Hey, philosophy question for ya. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, what color is it?

Chestnuts roasted by Aristobulus @ 08/08/2004 11:55 PM

Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Ev’ryone wishes for silver and gold.
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth.

Silver and gold, silver and gold
Means so much more when I see,
Silver and gold decorations
On ev’ry Christmas tree.

I would have been amiss not to have mentioned that Rudolph song.

Chestnuts roasted by Shelby @ 08/09/2004 12:01 PM

Nice RHPS reference. Come on, you KNOW you like that movie…Don’t deny it…

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 08/09/2004 12:04 PM

"Something under the covers is ticking me!"

Lucky Spiderman. I want to be ticked under the covers too!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 08/09/2004 12:05 PM

Oh, and I like the new front page, Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 08/09/2004 12:08 PM

Where was Burnt Sienna and Raw Umber? I know they were mentioned before but did they discontinue those colors? For electric fruit instead? ACK!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr King @ 08/09/2004 12:21 PM

i don’t know if anyone mentioned this already but the neon crayons are really cool to use with a blacklight.

Chestnuts roasted by cathyc @ 08/09/2004 12:36 PM

This whole thing made me go out and buy a box of 120 crayons.

And there’s a typo on the Tickle Me Pink segment. Just in case you wanted to know. Spidey say’s something’s ‘ticking’ him.

Chestnuts roasted by Joe Strummer @ 08/09/2004 12:52 PM

I noticed while lurking here that there are those here interested in the animated series "the Raccoons". Here’s a petition I want y’all to sign:

http://www.petitiononline.com/raccoon1/

Chestnuts roasted by figment @ 08/09/2004 1:18 AM

The Raccoons are on DVD, I have the first one

Chestnuts roasted by SuperStar @ 08/09/2004 2:09 AM

Robin Eggs are indeed blue no one has to get eye cancer now thank goodness.

Chestnuts roasted by VernalTrout @ 08/09/2004 2:13 AM

Silver is my favorite color.

Chestnuts roasted by Bloodshed Goth @ 08/09/2004 2:20 AM

Ugh… "Racoon" has only one C.

Chestnuts roasted by Brandon @ 08/09/2004 2:57 AM

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