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Spider-Man Reviews Crayons -> Part 3!

Spider-Man's dropped the dead weight for Part 3, returning to that secret nuance of his that really brought him to the dance: an intense interest in reviewing each of Crayola's 96 crayons. It's finally over. We can never speak of it again. Check back here tomorrow for an Alien Fruit Monster update, and a couple of too-short movie reviews about murderous swine and happy cats.

Posted by Matt on 08/08/2004. E-mail me!

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i don’t think we got those in england. i had to use coal for crayons and your mum for paper

Chestnuts roasted by Tommy t @ 10/01/2004 12:27 PM

spidey’s got really beautiful hands. they’re the kind of hands that one could imagine holding all sorts of different things that are the same general shape as crayons.

Chestnuts roasted by beano @ 10/04/2004 4:51 PM

spidey’s got really beautiful hands. they’re the kind of hands that one could imagine holding all sorts of different things that are the same general shape as crayons.

Chestnuts roasted by beano @ 10/04/2004 4:51 PM

I went out and got a 96 box last week. It’s already half used up. GO JAZZBERRY JAM! The jazziest jammiest color ever, and a good variation of red violet.

Chestnuts roasted by Jordan @ 10/05/2004 7:52 AM

Where was the political joke??? We had the requisite shit reference…

Chestnuts roasted by Mildweed @ 10/07/2004 8:35 AM

No tick for the political humour, and deservedly so. And election time? You missed a trick there, you web-slinging, trick missing, web slinger you.

I look forward to Spider-Man reviews The Caucasian Chalk Circle sometime soon.

Chestnuts roasted by Brendon @ 10/18/2004 12:27 PM

XD I love this series. Fell off my chair laughing. COPPER ROCKS!

Chestnuts roasted by 0_o @ 10/31/2004 11:25 AM

OH MY GOD! IT’S SILVER AND GOLD!

Razzmatazz? Why did’nt I name my band that back in highschool…

Chestnuts roasted by Razzmatazz @ 11/03/2004 7:26 AM

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