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Spider-Man Reviews Crayons -> Part 2!

Spider-Man's Crayon Reviewing Saga Continues! You'll see everything from "Burnt Sienna" to "Melon" in Part 2, as Spidey accepts a helping hand to get through the tormenting process of finding something interesting about each one of Crayola's 96 crayons. One more chapter to go. With any luck, Spidey will be all finished by Sunday night. Back with more blog shit later...

Posted by Matt on 08/07/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 74 comments

i liked the first set of reviews more, but this one was decent. I hope Spidey does the original crayon review for the last 25% of the box.

Chestnuts roasted by rimmie @ 08/07/2004 7:26 PM

"But were inside!"
"then how do you explain this "Tan"?"
brilliant,freaking brilliant

Chestnuts roasted by sandwiches @ 08/07/2004 7:38 PM

Yes! I still love crayons! I wonder if the word maraude is a color…hmm…

Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 08/07/2004 7:51 PM

I laughed, I cried. It’s been emotional. And all over crayons. I’ve gotta go lie down…

Chestnuts roasted by Cliche-Man @ 08/07/2004 8:59 PM

..Im going to actually review the crayon article, instead of reviewing the spiderman 2 movie :/
This was ok, I liked how you brought in that other guy with Spidey, but he just wasen’t very funny. Spidey should be allowed to review crayons however he wants :p
I can’t wait till part 3, and I hope Spidey gets to review more stuff!!! Maybe with wolverine..wolverine has such a tough attitude, itd be funny to see him reviewing crayons..lol

Chestnuts roasted by Sarah @ 08/07/2004 9:38 PM

omg…matt…this speaks for itself…

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Chestnuts roasted by gamersource @ 08/07/2004 9:48 PM

Another nice article Matt, but like everyone else said may for part 3 just has spidey review the crayons alone, okay! ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 08/07/2004 9:55 PM

Though nice Gumpy’s reference :)

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 08/07/2004 9:58 PM

I guess I not going be in any of the Spiderman’s movies. :(

Chestnuts roasted by Shocker @ 08/07/2004 10:01 PM

Hey, at least Shocker your in ever Spiderman’s games ever game.

Chestnuts roasted by Kraven the Hunter @ 08/07/2004 10:05 PM

Wisteria – for all those light purple pollution induced sunsets.

Chestnuts roasted by Axerogh @ 08/07/2004 10:24 PM

fake zartan needs a day job, spidey had the crayon thing covered like a jimme hat

Chestnuts roasted by max anderson @ 08/07/2004 10:43 PM

Fake Zartan’s actual name is Agent Faces. :P

This one was less Good. Spidey didn’t do individual crayon reviews.

I’m ticked that there’s *not* another crayon named Navy Blue in the box. I wanna see Spidey go apeshit :P

Chestnuts roasted by Onslaught Six @ 08/07/2004 11:06 PM

Ah, great Zelda reference! Classic!

And I didn’t like Spider-Man 2 either. The pace was slow, the characters were shallow and boring, and the dialogue was worse than that found in the Star Wars prequels.

Chestnuts roasted by 4rhDown @ 08/07/2004 11:15 PM

The "Indigo Montoya" joke was great! I’m a great appreciator of Princess Bride references.

Chestnuts roasted by Ben @ 08/07/2004 11:31 PM

now i got to go back and read it for the zelda reference and then i, too, shall sue Crayola for crayon fakin’

Chestnuts roasted by link @ 08/07/2004 11:32 PM

All the referecnes were great. My fave though…How do you explain this "tan"!!! Excellence my friends….sheer awesomeness!!

Peach should be more of an orangey-pink no? I have never seen a peach the color of crayola peach…hmmm…

Chestnuts roasted by Princess Peach @ 08/08/2004 12:28 PM

Is it just me, or do fake Zartan look a hell of alot like George Michael??

Chestnuts roasted by Animosity @ 08/08/2004 1:27 AM

As for Spidey #3, I want to see Venom and Carnage team with the Hobgoblin

Chestnuts roasted by Animosity @ 08/08/2004 1:30 AM

How about a cameo of Ghostrider.

Chestnuts roasted by DWI @ 08/08/2004 1:33 AM

Zartan, brilliant. I used to watch GI Joe. But I could never remember Zartan’s name, except I knew it had the same letters as Tarzan.

Give me a break, I was four.

Excellent article. Very funny. Only you could provide a crayon article review and make it good. Impressive, really. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Mols @ 08/08/2004 2:08 AM

You should involve Unicron or the Real Destro in the next review.

Chestnuts roasted by Cannibalizer @ 08/08/2004 2:29 AM

are you kidding guys? man wolf, the lizard, and the second coming of green goblin? now, venom and carnage would be great, but think about how far down the line those guys came in. i think we have a great set up for the next one, i’m hoping for mutiple villians. and the crayola review? priceless. i can’t wait for periwinkle, i’m giddy with excitement

Chestnuts roasted by tampioca @ 08/08/2004 3:52 AM

George Michael? huh,interesting. I was about to say those poses were pretty homo-erotic, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by gwgw @ 08/08/2004 8:29 AM

Did own chiaplot tribute! Click on me name!!!

I’m ba-ack, dunno why I was kicked off… Why don’t you love me, Matt? Or was it the anal varsity techie who kicked me off? Or the guy named "greymatter"? Please love me again, Matt… So many other men have [KIDDING]. Promise to be good. I’ll even wait half an hour four u’re huge pages 2download… I’ll never be aggro again! ::pleading expression::

Love *eminentfreak*

Chestnuts roasted by eminentfreak @ 08/08/2004 11:33 AM

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