X-Entertainment.com X-Entertainment.com A Proud UGO Affiliate
X-Entertainment loves Christmas and will not stop talking about it, ever.
« [Main Index] »

Spider-Man Reviews Crayons -> Part 2!

Spider-Man's Crayon Reviewing Saga Continues! You'll see everything from "Burnt Sienna" to "Melon" in Part 2, as Spidey accepts a helping hand to get through the tormenting process of finding something interesting about each one of Crayola's 96 crayons. One more chapter to go. With any luck, Spidey will be all finished by Sunday night. Back with more blog shit later...

Posted by Matt on 08/07/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 74 comments

I’m just surprised that when the Scarlett crayon was presented, fake Zartan had nothing to mention about Scarlett from the Joe Show – now she was smokin’!

~I wish I had an apricot.

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 08/08/2004 2:28 PM

Absolutely crayon-tastic! Spidey should team up with *DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAAA* Admiral Ackbar for something, they’d make a great team. "Spider-Man, don’t go into that burning building, it’s a trap!"
Nothing would please me more than for Venom to be in the second one, though I find it highly unlikely. I’d rather not see him at all than have him squeezed in with Green Goblin #2. Something about an 18" Venom and/or symbiote Spidey makes me want to go ransack TRU.

Chestnuts roasted by phillip @ 08/08/2004 2:54 PM

Oh, does anyone remember the Armored Spider-Man toy from the mid 90s animated series? A Spider-Man who can have shield throwing contests with Captain America just flat out rocks.

Chestnuts roasted by phillip @ 08/08/2004 3:00 PM

Does anyone remember the name of the electronic toy that was meant for playing hide and go seek? All I can remember is the actual locator looked something like a http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/mrphaser.jpg">Star Trek phaser, with blinking lights that indicated you were near someone.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 08/08/2004 3:43 PM

SPIDER-MAN 2 RULED!!
Anyhoo, this is funny. I hadn’t expected Agent Faces (oops) "Fake Zartan" to appear. :)

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragonrider @ 08/08/2004 4:05 PM

I really liked both Spider-Man movies (And my brother’s such a fan that he’s considering making the 2nd his new favorite movie), but I agree about the cheesiness. All the screaming….Yeesh…

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 08/08/2004 4:50 PM

Why has no one brought up the fact that Fake Zartan’s appearence may be hinting at the long awaited Chia-Plot part 5? Cuz they were waiting for me to do it. I thank you.

BTW, Matt. You’ve obviously never played Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, since that game proved that Spidey CAN ride a skateboard (or you have, and you were just being ironic).

Now review some movie about burgers and aliens. I forget the title.

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 08/08/2004 4:56 PM

Yay crayons!

Chestnuts roasted by T.G. @ 08/08/2004 7:00 PM

*snerk* I want a copy of Spidey’s book.

Chestnuts roasted by Vermicious Knid @ 08/08/2004 9:59 PM

I’ve got a question totally off the subject here. Does anybody know what movie this is from: a kid walks into a bar, sits down and says, "I want a milk," then everyone in the bar looks at him weird, so he adds, "In a dirty glass!"
thanks as it’s been driving me crazy for a week now.

Chestnuts roasted by CaraLynne @ 08/08/2004 10:08 PM

i remember that movie! …hmmmmm i thik it was one of those kid centric cop movies ..like cop and a half w/ burt reynolds or something like that.

Chestnuts roasted by scourge @ 08/08/2004 10:18 PM

Lou, give me a milk… chocolate!

Chestnuts roasted by Crispin Glover @ 08/09/2004 5:01 AM

I remember that milk bit in either "Paleface" or "Son of Paleface" – dunno if it’s been recycled for another movie…

Those movies were great; worth checking out…

Top-drawer review, Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by Gretchen @ 08/09/2004 9:11 AM

Spidey gave Fake Zartan the finger! HAHAHA!!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 08/09/2004 9:41 AM

It WAS Cop & 1/2. It also had this memoriable line:

"I’m your worst nightmare. An 8 year old with a badge!"

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 08/09/2004 11:04 AM

Woot

Chestnuts roasted by Me @ 08/09/2004 1:39 PM

Nice Princess Bride reference! Crispin Glover- Nice to see ya on X-E! You were so tough in that scene!

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 08/09/2004 2:46 PM

Thanks, you guys are awesome!!

Chestnuts roasted by CaraLynne @ 08/09/2004 3:20 PM

ME Too, I always wondered what woot means?

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 08/09/2004 4:24 PM

Ohhhhhh…so that’s what I need to do in order to write my script. I don’t need quiet or years of experience. All I need is chestnut.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 08/10/2004 10:04 PM

This was soooo awesome – I have a weird thing for sarcastic little plastic men – hmmmm- the best!

Chestnuts roasted by Jen Jen @ 08/19/2004 9:30 PM

Best review EVER.

Chestnuts roasted by Lala @ 08/20/2004 12:34 PM

well we all see what your social life is like

Chestnuts roasted by caposenthirnaimrey @ 10/22/2004 12:40 PM

Add A New Comment!


This entry was posted on Saturday, August 7th, 2004 at 1:08 pm and is filed under General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.