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The Treehouse Trolls Cometh.

I'm not sure if it's the worst thing I've ever seen, but it's certainly the worst thing I've seen in a long while. Okay, remember those Troll dolls? The fuzzy-haired rubber figures Mrs. Poole used as good luck charms when she played bingo with Roseanne? Well, they had their own series of live-action films, and here's a look at one of 'em. The Treehouse Trolls features two kids being swept up into the realm of nice Trolls who look positively frightening and like to tie all of life's events to a song and dance number, and I had the intense pleasure of spending Saturday night watching it. I do not feel like a better person for it.

Posted by Matt on 07/25/2004. E-mail me!

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Chestnuts roasted by lady @ 08/03/2004 11:36 PM

holy shit that was one of the scariest and pussiest piece of crap i’ve ever watched… i am now dumber because of watching it.
someone help me

Chestnuts roasted by the person @ 08/04/2004 8:53 PM

holy shit that was one of the scariest and pussiest piece of crap i’ve ever watched… i am now dumber because of watching it.
someone help me

Chestnuts roasted by the person @ 08/04/2004 8:53 PM

damn this is one messed up video, why couldn’t they let jerry garcia be? those nazi conformest trolls are the ones who really killed jerry garcia(lol). anyway, i hated to whole troll thing, when the tmnt went with the fad. i had to draw the line and say wtf is wrong with these people? something like this is like unleashing the bubonic plague on the world again.

Chestnuts roasted by westside_paintballa @ 08/05/2004 5:12 PM

matt have you ever heard of the cartoon movie monster mash in my opinion i think it would be a great aticle to review i thik its the only movie worse or almost as as this troll crap. but hey who gives a crap about what i say

Chestnuts roasted by reso @ 08/06/2004 1:26 AM

"The Worst Witch" (w/ Tim friggin’ Curry) isn’t as scary as this one in terms of "worst movie of all time", but it sure as hell is funnier, especially the wizard mtv. Like you said, tragedy plus time equals gold. Second place goes to "Cool as Ice" and last place goes to "Corey Haim’s video diary."

Chestnuts roasted by Abdiel @ 08/09/2004 8:46 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!

Chestnuts roasted by cessilforever @ 08/09/2004 3:32 PM

my god, that crap has to be the most horrifying thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life..

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew. @ 09/29/2004 12:17 PM

Scary stuff, thus sure was… scary stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by Alexander @ 10/11/2004 9:16 AM

holy shit isit me or is bugly whompus(probally spelled wrong) the biggest pimp ever. ….oh and i want to add i would not mind banging the twins..or the tree house mother..damn i wouldnt mind calling her mom…or the little girl..or the little boy? i mean……….

Chestnuts roasted by colin @ 10/12/2004 9:18 PM

o.m.g

I love the treehouse trolls! they absolutley rock! i mean who could NOT love the crap acting, the rubber costumes and the perverted grandad with the sterotyped grandad accent! who TALKS like that any more???

anyway, i want that video! i cannot get enough of it! its better than pokemon the movie!! only seeing a small snippet of jakie and lisa’s amazing yet over-singing has got me HOOKED!! where oh WHERE can i find the video??!!!

Chestnuts roasted by bethan @ 10/25/2004 4:51 PM

Hi, As a child i actually had this movie if anyone can tell me where to buy it or something i would really appreciate it. I have 3 kids and I would like them to see it also. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???????????????

Chestnuts roasted by monique @ 10/26/2004 9:07 PM

That was fucked up.

Chestnuts roasted by Mordennight @ 11/06/2004 12:44 PM

Whoa!!! I went to school with Danielle McGovern and she also appeared on an episode of Ghost Writer as a disgruntled student who was sending the school threats. I don’t know what happened to her after high school, but this post is hilarious!

Chestnuts roasted by mita @ 10/25/2006 5:22 AM

i loved that show you guys are crazy. i watched it when i was a kid and now i am trying to find out where i can actually buy it..it was my favorite!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by jackie @ 11/03/2006 10:26 PM

This was fuckin’ hilarious…and I actully want to see this movie for the purpose of finding out how fucked up it really is. O_O

Chestnuts roasted by DarknessbUnnie @ 11/29/2006 4:44 PM

No ones posted for a long time but I had just had to throw in my two cents.
The tune the trolls are mangling in the third video is Turkey in the Straw. TitS is an old black face minstrel-show tune that somehow got turned into a kids song and was featured in many old cartoons, mostly about hillbillys. It was recently turned into a god awful rap song but I can’t decide if that version is worse than the tree house trolls version. I think its a tie.
Also: Rachael Harris!?! Talk about starting at the bottom.

Chestnuts roasted by Kurdt @ 03/19/2007 7:32 PM

omg i used to watch this when i was little! it scared me! and it still scares me!

Chestnuts roasted by Danielle! @ 11/17/2008 9:53 PM

I have to say, as a person who collects trolls and thinks they’re adorable, this movie is the biggest piece of troll-wtf I’ve ever seen. I mean, not to be too dramatic, but this film was an ABORTION. I generally keep a copy around in case of broken prophylactics. The words that come to mind, after WTF and Abortion, were heinous, ungodly, and foul.
So, all in all. . . It’s bad.

Chestnuts roasted by Troll Collector @ 03/01/2011 2:57 PM

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