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07/25/2004: The Treehouse Trolls Cometh.

I’m not sure if it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s certainly the worst thing I’ve seen in a long while. Okay, remember those Troll dolls? The fuzzy-haired rubber figures Mrs. Poole used as good luck charms when she played bingo with Roseanne? Well, they had their own series of live-action films, and here’s a look at one of ‘em. The Treehouse Trolls features two kids being swept up into the realm of nice Trolls who look positively frightening and like to tie all of life’s events to a song and dance number, and I had the intense pleasure of spending Saturday night watching it. I do not feel like a better person for it.

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Discussion Thread: 194 comments

It makes me sad… That such frightening things plauge our world. Let us band together and stop this madness now!

Chestnuts roasted by Kou Hotaru @ 07/25/2004 3:53 PM EDT

Dear god no, but it makes you wonder…do the treehouse trolls eat ducks…

2nd post ;>

Chestnuts roasted by gamersource @ 07/25/2004 3:54 PM EDT

Jesus Christ on Crutches! Watched one clip and now I’m emotionally and mentally scarred, thanks for the nightmares Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by ZDubs @ 07/25/2004 4:09 PM EDT

4th YAY

Chestnuts roasted by Evan @ 07/25/2004 4:16 PM EDT

Hey I got a New York Yankees troll wooooooooooooooo Troll power! and omg 5th

Chestnuts roasted by MMG @ 07/25/2004 4:24 PM EDT

Oh sweet jesus those things scare me. I really can’t understand why people liked them so much! i mean they’re just… fugly.

Chestnuts roasted by Gooble74 @ 07/25/2004 4:26 PM EDT

Dear.
Sweet.
Jesus.
What band of mindfucked asylum inmates managed to put this unholy beast of a film together??? Or wait, here’s a better one. WHO LET THIS THING INTO THE PUBLIC??!!? Huh!? HUH?! There should be laws against costumes THAT terrifying. Excuse me while I DIE.

**dies**

Chestnuts roasted by Prince Corwin @ 07/25/2004 4:28 PM EDT

*head explodes*

Chestnuts roasted by Evan @ 07/25/2004 4:33 PM EDT

In the early days of one of our UHF stations, which is now a UPN affiliate, they had very little money for programming, so had to show weird cheapass "specials" like this from time to time. Wishnik Trolls have been around since the 60’s, at least.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/25/2004 4:36 PM EDT

Sweet Fucking Christ this shit is disturbing. Those kids would be better off with a Grandpa that molested them instead. Funny article Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 07/25/2004 4:40 PM EDT

That was HORRIBLE.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt (NZ) @ 07/25/2004 4:47 PM EDT

Okay, so I’m a recovering troll doll collector (admitting it is the first step to recovery) and I used to wonder what it would be like if those bastards were to come alive. All I can say is, thank God it never happened because the end result would’ve probably been pretty similar to that freakish video and I’d be paying for some serious therapy. I love you, Matt!!

Chestnuts roasted by Jillybean @ 07/25/2004 4:48 PM EDT

Upon 2nd perusal, I must confess that I find "The Worst Witch" to be far more disturbing than the troll video. Tim Curry has truly scared me ever since I saw him play Satan in that suck-ass movie, "Legend," starring Tom Cruise. **shudder**

Chestnuts roasted by Jillybean @ 07/25/2004 4:54 PM EDT

I have a video called Trollies Radio Show Sing=A-Long. It is pretty hilarious. It’s basically the trolls doing a radio show and singing all the songs.

Hilarious. You should do a review of this for sure. You’d get a kick out of it.

Chestnuts roasted by Spilchuk @ 07/25/2004 4:56 PM EDT

That was a funny article. One has to wonder if the fact that the entire movie seems to be a giant acid trip and the fact that the evil troll doll looked a lot like Jerry Garcia are in any way related?

Chestnuts roasted by Mr.X @ 07/25/2004 5:39 PM EDT

Matt, thanks for posting the vids they add a whole new dimension of terror that words can’t convey. And the tickling was wildly inappropriate.

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 07/25/2004 5:42 PM EDT

I too, have the Trollies sing-a-long tape. It’s worth the $1 I paid for it at the used book store, and worth a look- if you like troll puppets singing standard pop hits, replacing key words with "troll" (ie "Old Time Rock and Troll"…geddit, GEDDIT? Ha ha.).

I also had a Treasure Troll treehouse toy- not sure if it was related to this movie or not. It was a fairly substantial piece of plastic shaped like a tree, with a slide and a swing.

On a somewhat unrelated note, I still remember all the words to the "Troll Barbie" commercial- it’s one of those things I’ll never be able to erase from my mind.

Chestnuts roasted by Jess @ 07/25/2004 5:43 PM EDT

Fuck.

Chestnuts roasted by KTK @ 07/25/2004 6:26 PM EDT

Someone sent you that? I think legally it’s the same as a death threat or attempted manslaughter.

Chestnuts roasted by hghswh @ 07/25/2004 7:09 PM EDT

Matt, things like this are MADE for your reviewing (dis)pleasure. Thank you for making them enjoyable. (Just the review, I mean. There’s no way anyone could find that tape good.)

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 07/25/2004 7:14 PM EDT

that was some fucked up shit.

Man, Matt, better you then me dealing with that one.

Chestnuts roasted by rimmie @ 07/25/2004 7:38 PM EDT

I always look for videos this horribly bad thanks to the great reviews from this site, but I’m never successful. Man, this one’s gonna be tough to beat.

Chestnuts roasted by Darth Monkey @ 07/25/2004 7:42 PM EDT

That was some funny shit Matt :) The things you do to make us laugh…

http://imdb.com/title/tt0250066/maindetails

Where are our Troll friends now?

Troll Story : This girl I don’t like gave me this big, plastic, cabbage patch sized troll knock-off doll with "Windy" written across it’s belly. When you’d squeezed him, some internal whoopee cushion type thing would cause him to omit a real Bronx cheer…hence the name. Anyway, I threw it in my trunk along with ten thousand other thrift store impulse buys, and then ended up pulling it out a few years later up at a friend’s cottage. After a few drinks, I suddenly felt compelled to skewer Windy through his head and roast him slowly like a marshmallow, watching him fucking melt all over the place. I probably inhaled enough toxins to kill myself right then and there, but I knew what I had to do. Afterwards, I felt really bad for lil’ Windy, but I had to think of the children.
Anyway, folks livin’ in that area swear that from time to time, late at night under a full moon…you can still hear Windy roaming those woods…letting ‘em rip…

Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 07/25/2004 7:44 PM EDT

Why do trolls have to be so damn scary???

Chestnuts roasted by Allie @ 07/25/2004 7:58 PM EDT

I’ve met with the best and the worst of the Troll fad, and sadly, I didn’t dodge this bullet. They played some of these on a local TV station back in my youth, and god almighty, was it hell.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 07/25/2004 8:01 PM EDT

I checked out the IMDB page…

It filled me with indomitable dread knowing that there’s a sequel to this out there.

I’ve got a pretty high tolerance for bad cinema. I sat through the whole of "American Flatulators". There was once a period where I watched "Nukie" and "Xanadu" on a semi-regular basis. That said, I almost couldn’t sit through those clips alone. It’s everything, the grandpa, the cheesy plastic bus, the troll costumes, the Charlie Bucket-wannabe…I’d rather watch that Dennis the Menace movie where they find all the dinosaurs.

Chestnuts roasted by Jess @ 07/25/2004 8:53 PM EDT

Ahhhh!!! So much for sleeping tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by Kay @ 07/25/2004 8:55 PM EDT

What the fuck?

Chestnuts roasted by Rein @ 07/25/2004 8:56 PM EDT

Some relative and my mom did the ol’ rent-and-copy when I was younger and I ended up with alot of crap videos like Trollies Sing-a-Long behind good shit with furries like "Once Upon A Forest" and "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest".

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 07/25/2004 8:59 PM EDT

I wish you had the clip of grandpa rubbing his crotch with a troll.

Chestnuts roasted by dANNY @ 07/25/2004 8:59 PM EDT

So, I guess "GARBAGE PAIL KIDS: The Movie" has been dethroned?? Or, does this not count since it isn’t a theatrical release?
Hmmmm, I can’t believe that a 500 dollar budget can yield such disappointing results….
P.S. Matt, you should be real professional and link that SLIME PIT article to the part in the article where it is mentioned. Or not.

Chestnuts roasted by manimal789 @ 07/25/2004 9:02 PM EDT

Man, I always hated those @#$%ing dolls. One of my friends told me the little jewels in their tummies eat your soul. Needless to say, I never owned one. Still hate to even look at them. O_o

Chestnuts roasted by T.G. @ 07/25/2004 9:22 PM EDT

Hmmm… Forgot about the Troll Barbie. I owned her, but if anyone had asked me if I wanted her, I would have kicked them in the balls. Does she even count as a troll?

Chestnuts roasted by T.G. @ 07/25/2004 9:25 PM EDT

Wait, so Rachel Harris, one of the more annoying VH1 pundits, was actually in this POS? And they let her viciously attack other bits of pop culture? That hardly seems fair.

Chestnuts roasted by Al @ 07/25/2004 9:35 PM EDT

Congrats Matt, that article was so funny that I actually began choking during one of my hysterical fits of laughter. The really funny thing is that I actually remember having this video when I was younger. I still have nightmares….

Chestnuts roasted by Hamwise Gamgee @ 07/25/2004 9:37 PM EDT

Great. Now my eyes are bleeding.

Chestnuts roasted by Frostor @ 07/25/2004 9:55 PM EDT

I used to collect troll dolls when I was younger, and I actually enjoyed the "Troll Sing-a-Long" special.

That being said, even back then, this movie would have made me litterally die of laughter!

Chestnuts roasted by Tetsu Deinonychus @ 07/25/2004 10:02 PM EDT

Oh, good lord allmighty, now I remember why I never liked Troll dolls and never owned one. I really didn’t see the big deal in the early-mid 90s - the damn things were more ugly than cute - and this not-so-"special" reminded me of why. The school bus clip alone ought to be enough to encourage the makers of these specials to burry them about 18,000 feet under Antartica. I’ve had more fun reading these reactions TO the special than watching those clips.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 07/25/2004 10:07 PM EDT

Frikkin hilarious man… Your website is seriously my favorite one.. Keep up the great work!

-Adam

Chestnuts roasted by KIWASABI @ 07/25/2004 10:12 PM EDT

And kids thought walking to school was a pain.

Chestnuts roasted by Cirune @ 07/25/2004 10:28 PM EDT

Did anyone else notice that the evil troll ejaculated onto his face at the end of the tickle scene?

Chestnuts roasted by TheCurse @ 07/25/2004 10:29 PM EDT

It’s stuff like this is why I never collected I never collected those damn things. That,and they looked so creepy. They should all be gathered up and chucked into the sun.

Chestnuts roasted by Overlord @ 07/25/2004 10:30 PM EDT

Oh. Fruc(tose).

The first few clips maybe I could sit through. But that last one was wrong in so many ways…

…and that school bus… I shudder to think what I’ll be dreaming about tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by aVisitor @ 07/25/2004 10:36 PM EDT

Wow…I want to know who exactly sent that to you. And then say "Hi" to him. That was terrible…I don’t know of any kids that would like that. That Gandolf Troll had a goddamn orgaism when he gets tickled. Damn trolls.

Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 07/25/2004 10:54 PM EDT

AHHHHHHHHHH! NONONONO!!! I’m scared.

Chestnuts roasted by Jessie @ 07/25/2004 10:58 PM EDT

Yowza! That tickling video could really get X-E put on some FBI listing. I hope you get around to the various troll cartoons.

There is something to look foward to in October:
AICN Visits Matt & Trey On The TEAM AMERICA Set
Matt & Trey at Comic Con

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/25/2004 11:11 PM EDT

OMG That review was hilarious! And the clips were hilarious! My favorite part was on the schoolbus "the trolls on the bus go gobbily-goop, gobbily-gee…" hahahahahaha.

I had a few trolls when I was little. I think I still have some of them. I also had and still use to this day a set of really cute Troll playing cards.

Chestnuts roasted by Anna @ 07/26/2004 1:03 AM EDT

First thing: everyone go take a look at my new comic which I spent a lot of work on(see link). Now for….that….

I’m reminded of a camp burping session late at night. Everyone took turns making fart noises, and one kid actually got a scold from another for making one so monumentally disgusting that it actually went outside the realm of funny immaturity.

Case in point. I’m more disturbed by this than amused. "TOO EVIL FOR X-E"? Indeed it is…I don’t think even those robot guys’ silhouettes could save this. I feel like I’ve just gone into that carnival area with the depressed midget woman.

Chestnuts roasted by Mars @ 07/26/2004 1:06 AM EDT

I’m looking at Evil Troll’s converstion into Good Troll–and I can’t help but think "evil is defined as having a beard and glasses." Great message to the kids.

My mum (no, I’m not from the UK, I just like stealing some of their words) has one of the original trolls that came in the 60s from Germany. It’s a collector’s item supposedly. Scared the crap out of me all throughout childhood. That smile, the eyes that followed me as I walked past it, her pitch black hair, little red and yellow German girl dress–I couldn’t help but imagine the things she did when I was asleep . . . the troll, not my mum.

Am I the only one who finds the film Boogie Nights to be addictive? When John C. Reilly says, "D’ya see Star Wars? People say I look like Han Solo" . . . film just doesn’t get any better.

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 07/26/2004 1:07 AM EDT

o dude.. i used to have a lot of trolls.. even that plastic tree playset for them.. i don’t remember the movie.. but hey.. i could have blocked that out of my memory..

but i’ll always remember the time when i was at my grandparent’s house with my cousin and younger brother. we got one of my trolls, tore off the hair, and atached a CHERRY BOMB to its HEAD and set it off in the driveway… it was awesome…

i guess no matter how much i liked trolls.. i loved seeing things being blown up better..

Chestnuts roasted by Kristina @ 07/26/2004 2:07 AM EDT

THanks for ruining my life…

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 07/26/2004 2:15 AM EDT

Nice Pennywise refrence. Nothing like comparing trolls to punk bands!

Chestnuts roasted by Kungfu @ 07/26/2004 2:17 AM EDT

I must agree that the school bus scene was particularly hilarious/scary. Its hard to believe this ever made it on the market. I’d rather watch a loop of someone getting their testicles smashed in a vice in slow motion than this. Or perhaps the Broken movie by Nine INch Nails. That is also some nasty stuff…

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 07/26/2004 2:19 AM EDT

I’m not afraid of Trolls…just Gary Oldman.

Chestnuts roasted by Cannibalizer @ 07/26/2004 3:34 AM EDT

Jeez Matt I think that was a movie that most of us would have been happy to know never existed. Crap trying to sleep now those damned troll faces will hunt my dreams.

Chestnuts roasted by Geek @ 07/26/2004 7:19 AM EDT

http://imdb.com/name/nm0006713/

Ha, Mama troll was played by Rachel Harris, of Daily Show fame.

Chestnuts roasted by Gregor T @ 07/26/2004 7:45 AM EDT

Does anyone remember the short lived ‘Terror Troll" line of toys? They turned the normal little creepy things into even more grotesque versons of themselves, gave them weapons and battle armor and set them loose on the unsuspecting collectors.

It was like a troll and a madball made sweet sweet love and out came these babies.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr Mango @ 07/26/2004 8:15 AM EDT

"Ain’t nothin’ to it, but to do it. Yo, it’s gotta be you Doug!! Somebody’s gotta do it."

No way the Trolls stole their catchphrase from the Entertainer by 80s rap legend (and Human Beat Box) Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

Chestnuts roasted by Pedro @ 07/26/2004 10:29 AM EDT

Damnit…I can’t stop singing "The baby on the bus cries waah waah waah, waah waah waah, waah waah waah…"
Damn these crappy songs for being so damn catchy.
I guess it’s better than MmmmmBop by Hanson…damnit

Chestnuts roasted by Five-OH @ 07/26/2004 11:33 AM EDT

I don’t feel right anymore.

Chestnuts roasted by JonnyRBee @ 07/26/2004 11:35 AM EDT

I thought that the evil troll looked like Lo Pan from "Big Trouble in Little China." Also, I like "Xanadu." Anybody else notice that John C. Reilly sounds like Mr. Jinx? All he has to do is chuckle more often and sprinkle ‘like’ into his speaking vocabulary more often.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/26/2004 11:50 AM EDT

Sweet mother of God!! That makes "The Incredible Sea-Monkeys" show seem like a masterpeice by comparison! Yet another great article Matt. You really need to make the "Care Bears Movie 2" your next movie review

I’m out

Chestnuts roasted by Adam @ 07/26/2004 12:00 PM EDT

OK, that’s gonna replace Delta Burke in my nightmares. I had a girlfriend who collected trolls and I always felt like they were staring at me.

By the way Matt. I just came across an episode of the NKOTB cartoon on VHS. I was wondering if you might be interested in it? No charge of course. Least I could do for the hours of entertainment you’ve given me.

Chestnuts roasted by FuguBros @ 07/26/2004 12:22 PM EDT

I remember all that troll crap lunchboxes, backpacks, the Barbie that was mentioned. I admit I used to collect trolls. Now I see them as worthless pieces of plastic. I did enjoy that troll cartoon about those crime fighting trolls and the treasure troll one too.

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 07/26/2004 12:40 PM EDT

The worst Christmas present I ever got was a Troll backpack. It was bright pink and it had a huge plastic Troll head stuck on it, with red hair. I was in grade 7, no way I could have ever used that thing without getting the crap kicked out of my, and I’m a girl!

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 07/26/2004 12:49 PM EDT

Okay, I had a few trolls. This, however, was simply the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Did it strike anyone else Ironic that "Evil Troll" actually looked the least evil of all the Trolls?

Also, I’m hearing impaired. I wathced the videos without my hearing aids on (hey, its early in the morning), so I was spared having to actually hear what was going on in the video. Still, the images alone were searingly painful.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 07/26/2004 1:03 PM EDT

Hmm… soooooooo… a beard and glasses makes a troll evil, and he loses them when he becomes good? Wow…. Weeeell, Santa IS another spelling of Satan.

Chestnuts roasted by Blaine @ 07/26/2004 1:20 PM EDT

Is it me, or the trolls in this video look a like the troll with three heads from the ride Maelstrom at Disney Epcot. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, the troll in the Maelstorm basically turn your viking boat before going down the baby hill. Before you went down the hill, they said something like "Yes, Yes, lets make them disappear…Disappear, Disappear."

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 1:27 PM EDT

But in my opinion Matt, the troll from the Maelstorm was much more likeable than the scary trolls from that bad video.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 1:30 PM EDT

For something off topic, Matt, like Adam said, you got to review "Care Bears Movie 2," or any other Care Bears Movie. I believe both "Care Bears Movie 1 & 2" are really cheap about $9.99.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 1:35 PM EDT

But, the price for those video were at grocery store chain know as Kroger, and a ‘Kroger Plus Card’ may be needed to get the low price.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 1:37 PM EDT

What was the actor’s name that played Jackie?
I’m wondering if he ever got anymore work and I was also thinking maybe we could track him down like we did with Bitner.. -

I’d love to have a chance to give him a verbal beat-down and see if he ever showed up on the site!

btw: Kungfu, I think he meant the Pennywise from Steven King’s "It"
Although the punk band is definitly just as scary.. mof they prolly got their name from "It".

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 07/26/2004 2:08 PM EDT

Well.. at least they remembered to make the wheels on the bus actually go, "Round and round" during their fantastic voyage,
With "production value" like this I’m shocked at the amazing attention to detail.(nyuk nyuk!)

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 07/26/2004 2:16 PM EDT

God, and parents let KIDS see this??? Look at the packaging, there must be a mention that the whole thing was financed by the Psychotherapists Association, as a way to get more people into therapy.

The last time I laughed out this loud reading a webpage was when I read your review of the Breakfast from Hell.

Love them archives.

And yes, I say let’s hunt Jackie. Hopefully he won’t be in the military. That would be so Bitner.

Chestnuts roasted by Yzziefrog @ 07/26/2004 2:25 PM EDT

I don’t think I’m the same person I was a half hour ago. Those clips made me feel icky.

Chestnuts roasted by mutton72 @ 07/26/2004 2:29 PM EDT

Dear god in heaven that was messed up. It was so unintentionally funny. I love watching bad movies, but this things has a stink worse than catwoman…

Chestnuts roasted by Rattrap007 @ 07/26/2004 2:32 PM EDT

There is a book called "Baked Potatos" about what kind of movies you could watch while, well, baked. I ought to make a list of things to watch while having a high fever. Best thing about these kinds if lists is, you don’t have to be deathly ill or chemically altered, you can spring them on someone who is. In fact, if you have the videotape of Penn and Teller’s card trick from SNL, that would be a great chance to freak someone out. "Is THIS your card?"

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/26/2004 2:44 PM EDT

My god…they’re hideous! Still can’t hold a candle to the Garbage Pail Kids movie, though.

It’s been a while since I’ve checked in here. How goes the job, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by The ORIGINAL Paul @ 07/26/2004 2:56 PM EDT

YOu all are going to die slow, painful deaths for mocking my video….

Chestnuts roasted by Bumpy Frumkis @ 07/26/2004 2:58 PM EDT

The murderer on the bus goes SLICE SLICE SLICE, SLICE SLICE SLICE. The murderer on the bus goes SLICE SLICE SLICE all through the throat!

Holy fucknuts, that was surreal. Write something about wrestling or pop-tarts, anything… just stop this shit, it’s killing me. How did you survive watching this whole movie, Matt? FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. That’s the only word that my mind can jolt down to my fingers for typing… I’m seriously fucked up now, having watched the "Ride from Hell", not to mention the foot fetish one… FUCK.

Chestnuts roasted by Bobby Budnick @ 07/26/2004 3:00 PM EDT

yeah, i’ll bet bumpy would love to gobbledy gosh your intestines or any other various body parts. What a sick bastard….

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 07/26/2004 3:13 PM EDT

Gobbledy Gosh?

I haven’t been able to get that sound out of my head since watching the clip. I want to keep throwing up, but I’m out of vomit. Anybody have some I can borrow?

Chestnuts roasted by a piece of milk @ 07/26/2004 3:23 PM EDT

Unless the kid wrote an essay on Catcher in the Rye in 1999, I can’t find anything on him. His name is Stephen Boldis. I tried Stephen, Steven and Steve Boldis.

Hey, didn’t I write a post earlier about Pennywise the clown and scary dolls? Where’d it go?

See, I think Grampa should have given the kids Little Nuni from Trilogy of Terror. That would have made a mroe interesting movie (although undoubtedly less surreal).

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/26/2004 3:44 PM EDT

Oh, wait - is anyone who reads the site even old enough to remember Trilogy of Terror (well, besides kingklash and I)? Man, I feel old.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/26/2004 3:47 PM EDT

I vow to NEVER look at the review again, the most fucked up, scary thing Ive seen!!!!!!!! Matt why would you even try to tackle something like watching that movie??

Chestnuts roasted by Loozer @ 07/26/2004 3:47 PM EDT

Yep, I saw that Catcher in the Rye thing. He is also listed on talent (!) agency lists, but you need a password to get to the info. IMDB only says Steven Boldis was in another troll video, is all.

Maybe he’s grown up to something truly beyond evil, like making these awful McD’s commercials.

Or maybe… maybe he’s Spider-Bum!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Yzziefrog @ 07/26/2004 3:54 PM EDT

If I weren’t already an atheist, that would’ve done it for me.

*shudders*

Chestnuts roasted by Magic Flyin' Lemur @ 07/26/2004 4:16 PM EDT

WTF? I wouldn’t let my kid watch that! Lord, that’s like asking for nightmares for the rest of your life.

Chestnuts roasted by Charlene @ 07/26/2004 4:27 PM EDT

As a public service, click my name for a nice music video to scrub some of the pain of troll porn from the old grey matter. No cats, just an experimental film…..

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/26/2004 4:59 PM EDT

I remember I used to have two different Troll videotapes. One was the radio station one that Spilchuk mentioned earlier. And I can’t remember what the other one was but I do remember I was really scared of it because there was a Witch-type Troll and in one scene it burped really loud and scared me a lot.

Chestnuts roasted by Meat Pöpsicle @ 07/26/2004 5:21 PM EDT

I have an intense desire to shove Jackie’s head up Grampa’s ass.

Chestnuts roasted by Rad Radford @ 07/26/2004 5:46 PM EDT

I’M BACK! It finnally worked, my job blocked X-E and it was my only access. I had to petition them for a week and a half to convince them it’s not a nudity site.

Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 07/26/2004 6:00 PM EDT

I HATED troll dolls. Hated them, still do. I wnated them all to die. I doubt I have ever felt as strongly about something as I did about those troll dolls.

heh I once crushed a package of gummy trolls i got for halloween with my feet. I refused to eat them.

Chestnuts roasted by Chris @ 07/26/2004 6:04 PM EDT

Welcome back, brandon! The upside is, you probably got a few more converts to this place just by getting their curiosity up about X-E. To which I say: SAVE US FROM THE TROLLS! MARE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE TAPE TO MATT! IT’S A TRAP! ONLY THE BIKER KITTEN CAN SAVE US NOW!

click the name again!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/26/2004 6:18 PM EDT

Speaking of disturbing children’s movies, Matt, you have to review that animated Raggedy Ann & Andy movie from the 70s. Talk about surreal…

Chestnuts roasted by Luap @ 07/26/2004 6:43 PM EDT

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy teaser trailer!!
Official Hitchhiker’s blog

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/26/2004 6:55 PM EDT

Brandon’s boss is gonna shut X-E down again if he sees the kids on troll foot fetish porn

Chestnuts roasted by Gnarkill @ 07/26/2004 6:55 PM EDT

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to watch the videos!!! I just had to watch thew videos!!!!!

Matt, for this I shall torture you with one of my own videos. I will have to look through my arsenal of them, but I’m sure I’ve got a nasty one up my sleeve. Then you can write an article on it, and torture all of your readers with that.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/26/2004 7:40 PM EDT

Good grief, I barely made it through that article Matt.
My worst fears came true, I had never known that the Norfin Trolls had cartoons or live action films based on them; Thinks will never be the same again.

Chestnuts roasted by Jay @ 07/26/2004 7:49 PM EDT

i have this need to watch that over and over and over……

Chestnuts roasted by cat @ 07/26/2004 8:17 PM EDT

Thanks for takin’ one for the team, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Kidd Video @ 07/26/2004 8:38 PM EDT

Very interesting about Jackie and Catcher in the Rye. Perhaps the trolls finally made him snap, he ditched school, became a potty-mouthed alcoholic, and failed to score with a prostitute. Damn I love that book. A vote for me is a vote for teenage angst and JD "Get out of my driveway" Salinger.

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 07/26/2004 8:44 PM EDT

Matt– Thanks for making me relive some bad things with that article! Now its time to review those OTHER strange looking creatures- the aliens from "Mac & Me"!!! (I just HAD to bring it up again) By the ways- A belated congrats on your awesome new job! Its nice to see someone like you working on ‘the inside’ for Nick.

Chestnuts roasted by Muppet Baby @ 07/26/2004 8:45 PM EDT

Curse you Norfin Trolls and evil intention of scarying the pants off of me. Curse you all!

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 8:48 PM EDT

May be this evil live action video gave pave the way to the Teletubbies. Obviously, these horrible shows were created when their creators had an acid trip! :0

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/26/2004 8:53 PM EDT

Wow…just…wow.

Chestnuts roasted by Chairman Kaga @ 07/26/2004 8:55 PM EDT

I don’t remember this movie. I do remember other aspects of the troll craze of the 90s such as the Treasure trolls and the Stone Protectors toy line and TV show.

Chestnuts roasted by Bert Raccoon @ 07/26/2004 9:19 PM EDT

yeah, the trolls definately looks like that one alien on the Rebel fleet in star wars; that weird snot covered admiral that spoke cambodian or something to that effect. Not sure if anyone else already noticed that yet

Chestnuts roasted by zily @ 07/26/2004 9:52 PM EDT

Y’know, I will admit to having liked Battle Trolls. I didn’t have nay of the toys, but I liked the cartoon.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/26/2004 9:54 PM EDT

Eyes dirty….must keep cleaning….eyes dirty….must keep cleaning…..

Chestnuts roasted by 4thDown @ 07/26/2004 10:34 PM EDT

I can clearly see that this blog is going absolutely nowhere! And it’s all because of this review of one really fucktarded video! Thanks a lot, Matt! (lol)

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/26/2004 11:11 PM EDT

Oh yeah, there is SOME good news. I went to Reno on Saturday and came out ahead by about fifteen bucks.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/26/2004 11:18 PM EDT

I just noticed the treehouse trolls entry on IMDB needs 5 votes for a rating.. let’s all go vote and make it 1/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250066/

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 07/26/2004 11:43 PM EDT

I’ve never agreed with how troll lifestyle was portrayed in works such as this. They were always depicted as just the same damn thing as leprechauns, or they were just elves that lived in a forest and manufactured rainbows or some crap like that. I always preferred to think they were like regular people, only horribly deformed….

Oh yeah, and don’t listen to that Seanbaby, Trolls Treasure Island for NES is actually kinda fun… IT HAS A LEVEL EDITOR!

Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 07/27/2004 1:47 AM EDT

Even better, let’s make Treehouse Trolls 10/10. Why, you ask? To remind the world of its own instability.

Speaking of Teletubbies, has anybody else seen these other new freaky Teletubbie-like things on PBS: http://pbskids.org/boohbah/boohbah.html
Those things. Sometimes I wake up at 5 in the morning or whatnot and it scares the crap out of me. But there’s another program that scares the crap out of me even more on PBS. This freaky Yoga woman.
http://www.wailana.com/
Her. One morning, waking up after a couple hours, not sure if I was asleep or not, I saw her sticking out her tongue and calling it a Yoga exercise, position of the Bear or some crap. And she does this freaky voice-over stuff and sometimes lipsinks over freaky music. Holy cannoli, anyone else freaked out by her?

Chestnuts roasted by inkmage @ 07/27/2004 2:04 AM EDT

Yes, I too remember a world without blue Fruit Loops!

~Follow my nose!

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 07/27/2004 2:11 AM EDT

- or is it "Follow your nose"?!?!

Chestnuts roasted by Bang-Droppin' Mugzy. . . @ 07/27/2004 2:15 AM EDT

why everybody hates USA:

George W. Bush
&
This awful troll video

Chestnuts roasted by Erasmo @ 07/27/2004 2:48 AM EDT

..I think that just brought back some horrible repressed memories.

..Man… there was even Troll Barbie (she came with mini trolls to attatch to her or some junk…)

Chestnuts roasted by Jillers @ 07/27/2004 3:38 AM EDT

i cried.

Chestnuts roasted by sobriquette @ 07/27/2004 6:37 AM EDT

Trajeal-

I remember Trilogy of Terror! I distinctly recall being freaked right the fuck out by that stupid little doll. My brother and I sat in the basement one rainy Saturday about 20-odd years ago and watched that particular segment from beginning to end, and afterwards, I shut the TV off without saying a word. Mainly because I had not yet uttered a swear in my life, and the only appropriate phrase at that moment was: "Holy FUCK." I mean, for as retarded as that piece was, it was still the scariest damn movie I’d ever witnessed.
Thinking back on it, I felt like a nancy for being all weirded out from it, but at least I wasn’t the only one!

Chestnuts roasted by Gretchen @ 07/27/2004 8:24 AM EDT

Gobbledy Gosh! It’s craptacular! I knew from the instant I saw them riding a Fisher-Price "Little People" bus what a long, strange trip it was going to be. And speaking of long, strange trips…the Evil Troll looked less evil and a bit more like Jerry Garcia.

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 07/27/2004 10:55 AM EDT

Hurry up and post another story. You need to get this off the front page. It’s disturbing.

Chestnuts roasted by Cobra Soldier #18 @ 07/27/2004 10:58 AM EDT

A 6th Grade substitute teacher made us watch this movie.

We ripped out her heart and decimated it as soon as the period was over.

Chestnuts roasted by marril159 @ 07/27/2004 11:33 AM EDT

Here, at the Gallery, we used to have this real cool-looking Kachina. I heard quite a few comments about "Trilogy of Terror" from customers, especially the ones who didn’t understand what the Kachinas represent. He went to a good home, though.

In reference to "Raggedy Ann," The Camel With The Wrinkled Knees was probably on hashish.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/27/2004 11:54 AM EDT

I think they had such a low budget making this thing because they spent all they’re money on drugs while writing this piece of crap. I’m suprised this didn’t kill the Troll fad.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragonrider @ 07/27/2004 11:55 AM EDT

????????????

Chestnuts roasted by Mute @ 07/27/2004 11:56 AM EDT

You …. heartless…. bastard…. Khaaaaaan!

Chestnuts roasted by Tirdun @ 07/27/2004 11:59 AM EDT

The horrible pic. of the troll is still on the front page. I know your busying Matt, but for once can you put a different picture in it place. I agree with everyone else, by saying this video should not be review at all. (Though the trolls in the video look like the live-action Rainbow Brite.)

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/27/2004 12:03 PM EDT

Chestnuts roasted by Mute @ 07/27/2004 12:04 PM EDT

And your thought this article was disturbing, check out this article from animal planet.com:
http://animal.discovery.com/news/afp/20040719/barbary.html

Disturbing isn’t it.

Chestnuts roasted by Beta-Theta @ 07/27/2004 12:12 PM EDT

*incoherent, pained moaning*

Chestnuts roasted by Silkenray @ 07/27/2004 12:13 PM EDT

time to go to http://www.bestprices.com and buy the beast!

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 07/27/2004 12:33 PM EDT

Matt, remember Nien Numb from Star Wars? I see an encanny resemblance between him and them.

They are very creepy, but at least they aren’t slobbering!

Chestnuts roasted by Sachin @ 07/27/2004 12:35 PM EDT

115th

Chestnuts roasted by Travo @ 07/27/2004 12:42 PM EDT

Okay, ‘Dead Like Me’ has premiered already. July 25th has come and gone. NOW can Matt take that ad down?!?!?!?! I’m sick of it crashing my browser!

Chestnuts roasted by 4thDown @ 07/27/2004 12:50 PM EDT

Oh…..my…….god

Chestnuts roasted by Ant @ 07/27/2004 2:11 PM EDT

Monkeys and trolls? This thread is reaching Critical Mass. Got Control Rods?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/27/2004 2:13 PM EDT

"The Treehouse Trolls" really fucked with my mind, especially the animated gif of the Evil Troll, who looks alot like Jerry Garcia. It’s been burned onto my retinas.

Chestnuts roasted by kim @ 07/27/2004 2:51 PM EDT

I had a substitute teacher who had a troll doll called "Mr. Wee Wee." If you had to use the bathroom you’d set Mr. Wee Wee down, then set him up when you came back. He did this for classes from Kindergarten through High School.

Chestnuts roasted by sillygolem @ 07/27/2004 5:16 PM EDT

Ok. I have read the article. It is INDEED disturbing, and now I must go to EyesCrafters. Goodbye.

Chestnuts roasted by DocDragon @ 07/27/2004 5:57 PM EDT

I remember in kindergarten having a bad ass Terminator 2 troll. Then i had this cool looking ninja-like troll. I know there was a 3rd one but i can’t remember what it was.
Those were the only ones i owned until i gave 1 away, the other got stolen, and I melted the other one.

Chestnuts roasted by Idiot @ 07/27/2004 6:08 PM EDT

If anyone is interested in writing comedy for television check out this writing contest being judged by Bob Odenkirk and other top writers:
http://www.uncabaret.com/other.html

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/27/2004 6:21 PM EDT

Sorry, here is the direct link:
http://www.uncabaret.com/tvcontest1.html

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/27/2004 6:22 PM EDT

There’s no perfect way of knowing…which direction we are going…

Chestnuts roasted by Cannibalizer @ 07/27/2004 7:15 PM EDT

"high end russ trolls"!?
russ trolls were evil knockoffs of danish dude, thomas dam’s norfin trolls!

Chestnuts roasted by urquidez @ 07/27/2004 8:48 PM EDT

!SWEET FANCY MOSES!

I think you would have been better off if the the person sent you a package of Anthrax. At least it would have been less painful.

Note: Notice for a split second on the Ride to Hell clip that Jackie looks to the camera to see if he should keep crying. What a Douche Bag!
He probably is living in NYC dressing up as Spiderman for money.

As for the girl she is doing DP scenes with Peter North and Ron Jeremy.

Chestnuts roasted by DikFishman @ 07/27/2004 8:57 PM EDT

And yet no one has mentioned the Ninja Turtle Troll dolls…

Chestnuts roasted by Luap @ 07/27/2004 9:49 PM EDT

OMG…that was awful. I will take your warning next time.

Chestnuts roasted by Whitney @ 07/27/2004 10:20 PM EDT

I watched all these clips with my ten year-old sister. Wow, I didn’t think anything would be less comfortable then watching that foot-thing with her. Then she called in my older sister and mom to watch it. Ewwwwwww.

No one has pointed this out yet, so I’ll have to do it: There’s no way to have missed the way he get’s bored and stops dancing in the family song (unless, of course, you ripped out your own eyes), but a bit more subtle is the hilarious glance towards the camera during the bus song.

Now Teletubbies: I watched an episode this morning, and as much as I love bad TV/movies, this just wasn’t that. I must say, this show honestly has some of the cleverest writing on all the telly. AS for that BeeBa-show (whatever it’s called - has the funky, fat guys; it’s made by the same folks as Teletubbies) - that’s just freaky. I have yet to make it through a full episode, but my aforementioned older sister is certain it is the Trippy Show from the Tripod book series. I wholeheartedly agree.

Chestnuts roasted by Tougi @ 07/27/2004 11:05 PM EDT

Matt, you are teh funny in a firecracker…

lolololol

Chestnuts roasted by Happy Gilmore @ 07/28/2004 2:42 AM EDT

that trancended unsettling and dove right into "what did humanity do to deserve this." it’s almost shocking their was enough money in this for a DTV.

Chestnuts roasted by Karl Olson @ 07/28/2004 4:13 AM EDT

Hey Matt,I like the new Mario’s!

Chestnuts roasted by MightyStalfos @ 07/28/2004 12:40 PM EDT

Oh my God.
That’s the most scary stuff I’ve ever seen. I think I can never sleep again.

Chestnuts roasted by Schrik @ 07/28/2004 6:42 PM EDT

I think the scariest part was on first read I completely didn’t notice the names of the children. I realized about halfway down that they were named Jackie & Lisa, which is the name of my sister and I.

We even had some troll dolls.

Chestnuts roasted by Jackie @ 07/28/2004 7:50 PM EDT

that’s sick stuff. Keep up the good work matt.

Chestnuts roasted by d-ranged @ 07/28/2004 9:22 PM EDT

The Antichrist walks among us, and he has bushy, purle hair.

Chestnuts roasted by The Vampire Cullen @ 07/29/2004 1:56 AM EDT

Babies crying, mom’s shushing, and trolls yelling nonsense… Glad I don’t have that commute…

Oh wait, I kinda do…

Chestnuts roasted by Rewolf J @ 07/29/2004 3:15 AM EDT

OH MY GOD

Chestnuts roasted by KD @ 07/29/2004 6:12 AM EDT

Holy Shit that scared the Piss out of me. Seriously I never thought that by watching something that u could become mentally scared well I guess I was wrong

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan B @ 07/29/2004 7:28 AM EDT

Holy Shit that scared the Piss out of me. Seriously I never thought that by watching something that u could become mentally scard well I guess I was wrong

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan B @ 07/29/2004 7:28 AM EDT

Wow… it’s stuff like that, that just makes you stop and question if there really is a god of not.

Chestnuts roasted by Doc @ 07/29/2004 11:54 AM EDT

Your right Matt, those troll kids scared me more than the exorcist and the ring combined. You are hilarious Mr. Caracappa, and you should write for the New York times. This is probably one of tha best articles you ever wrote!!!! Shit those clips made me laugh so hard Everyone in the house thought I was whacked.

Chestnuts roasted by Matty B @ 07/29/2004 8:10 PM EDT

Oh FUCK
That was disturbing
I think that the makers of that film should be JAILED
There must be some sort of law against being THAT FUCKING FUCKY

Chestnuts roasted by Bob @ 07/30/2004 9:12 AM EDT

I am still pissing my pants from those dolls, let alone this movie

Chestnuts roasted by John Is Wacked @ 07/30/2004 9:16 AM EDT

When I watched the clips, I laughed…but I seriously had bad dreams about those things last night. That’s so uncool.

Chestnuts roasted by Mk @ 07/30/2004 10:49 AM EDT

I never understood a damn thing about the Troll craze… which is I guess a good thing, considering I’m a guy.

It’s not like the little nightmares have had no effect on my existence, though. My oldest little sister (does that make sense?) was obsessed with them for a while. We had an inordinate amount of the things in pencil topper form… maybe from Showbiz Pizza’s "prize" dumpster, I don’t know. In elementary school I took one and gave it a flat-top haircut. It looked EXACTLY like our principle at the time. Then I got it stuck up inside of our bathtub faucet. Yeah, don’t bother asking.

And then there’s my recent ex’s love of Trolls. I’m not going to say I’m glad she dumped me *silent weeping*, but the whole Troll thing makes it seem more like she did me a favor.

And now I go to face my demons in the form of Matt’s article.

And no man can say who shall emerge victorious…

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 07/31/2004 5:53 AM EDT

If I didn’t have insomnia before…

Now if only I could sink into the merciful abyss of sleep.

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 07/31/2004 6:26 AM EDT

Okay, really REALLY disturbing stuff. First, I can’t imagine any marketing executive pitching this piece of tripe not getting fired or drug-tested immediately. Then I can’t imagine what any child might do to deserve watching that. I mean, even lighting the cat on fire or driving the car into a Shriner’s convention doesn’t rate having your brain melt and leak out through your nose. Plus, like the Cabbage Patch Kids, the point of the friggin’ trolls was to be so hideous as to be cute. It’s really not that far a reach from one to the other.

But is it just me, or does that "Evil" troll in the last clip look kind of like Lando’s co-pilot in Jedi? Neb Nub, or something.

I think I have to finish off that bottle of rum now. Maybe that’ll let me sleep. Or pass out, whatever…

Chestnuts roasted by KatarHol @ 07/31/2004 12:25 PM EDT

TROLL SITING:

In the movie "Beaution and the Beast" somehow one of those troll thingies found itself on a spread table in a soviet republic.

Chestnuts roasted by Novaximus @ 07/31/2004 11:53 PM EDT

I didn’t know that jerry garcia was a Troll. This film taught me something new.

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel @ 08/02/2004 8:28 AM EDT

Holy crap, people in your junior high school had them? I was only about 4 or 5 when they were popular, so I had always assumed they were just children’s toys. And I never knew they had a TV show, let alone a movie! All I knew was that if you rubbed the gem on their stomachs, your wish came true. And it never did. The pictures scared me enough as it is, so I doubt I’ll bother watching the video clips.

Thankfully, though, you always manage to turn even the most unbarable movies into entertaining reviews.

Chestnuts roasted by Bloodshed Goth @ 08/02/2004 1:28 PM EDT

Holy Shite! notice that the 1st post, didn’t have any reference to BEING first post? They just went straight into the need to banish all troll dolls. That tells you right there how disturbing these things are.
*cough*…I er..had the things..when I was like…11..so that would be 91..They often served as minions to our evil wizards and sorceresses when my sister and I played with are various action figures..like She Ra and Bitsy..we had alot of Princess of Power dolls often saving other princess of less power dolls from trolls who served under some Barbie hack.

Chestnuts roasted by Bitsy&Roary @ 08/02/2004 8:41 PM EDT

Christ I almost peed myself laughing at your review, nicely done!
I put a batch of these up on eBay once. They didn’t sell at $4.99 for a dozen, so I dropped it to $0.99 and some poor soul picked them up off of me….

Chestnuts roasted by Derek @ 08/03/2004 11:00 PM EDT

jajajjiji Trolls

visit:
http://www.panamaparties.com/index.php

Chestnuts roasted by Troll Big @ 08/03/2004 11:30 PM EDT

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Chestnuts roasted by lady @ 08/03/2004 11:36 PM EDT

holy shit that was one of the scariest and pussiest piece of crap i’ve ever watched… i am now dumber because of watching it.
someone help me

Chestnuts roasted by the person @ 08/04/2004 8:53 PM EDT

holy shit that was one of the scariest and pussiest piece of crap i’ve ever watched… i am now dumber because of watching it.
someone help me

Chestnuts roasted by the person @ 08/04/2004 8:53 PM EDT

damn this is one messed up video, why couldn’t they let jerry garcia be? those nazi conformest trolls are the ones who really killed jerry garcia(lol). anyway, i hated to whole troll thing, when the tmnt went with the fad. i had to draw the line and say wtf is wrong with these people? something like this is like unleashing the bubonic plague on the world again.

Chestnuts roasted by westside_paintballa @ 08/05/2004 5:12 PM EDT

matt have you ever heard of the cartoon movie monster mash in my opinion i think it would be a great aticle to review i thik its the only movie worse or almost as as this troll crap. but hey who gives a crap about what i say

Chestnuts roasted by reso @ 08/06/2004 1:26 AM EDT

"The Worst Witch" (w/ Tim friggin’ Curry) isn’t as scary as this one in terms of "worst movie of all time", but it sure as hell is funnier, especially the wizard mtv. Like you said, tragedy plus time equals gold. Second place goes to "Cool as Ice" and last place goes to "Corey Haim’s video diary."

Chestnuts roasted by Abdiel @ 08/09/2004 8:46 AM EDT

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!

Chestnuts roasted by cessilforever @ 08/09/2004 3:32 PM EDT

my god, that crap has to be the most horrifying thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life..

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew. @ 09/29/2004 12:17 PM EDT

Scary stuff, thus sure was… scary stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by Alexander @ 10/11/2004 9:16 AM EDT

holy shit isit me or is bugly whompus(probally spelled wrong) the biggest pimp ever. ….oh and i want to add i would not mind banging the twins..or the tree house mother..damn i wouldnt mind calling her mom…or the little girl..or the little boy? i mean……….

Chestnuts roasted by colin @ 10/12/2004 9:18 PM EDT

o.m.g

I love the treehouse trolls! they absolutley rock! i mean who could NOT love the crap acting, the rubber costumes and the perverted grandad with the sterotyped grandad accent! who TALKS like that any more???

anyway, i want that video! i cannot get enough of it! its better than pokemon the movie!! only seeing a small snippet of jakie and lisa’s amazing yet over-singing has got me HOOKED!! where oh WHERE can i find the video??!!!

Chestnuts roasted by bethan @ 10/25/2004 4:51 PM EDT

Hi, As a child i actually had this movie if anyone can tell me where to buy it or something i would really appreciate it. I have 3 kids and I would like them to see it also. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???????????????

Chestnuts roasted by monique @ 10/26/2004 9:07 PM EDT

That was fucked up.

Chestnuts roasted by Mordennight @ 11/06/2004 12:44 PM EST

Whoa!!! I went to school with Danielle McGovern and she also appeared on an episode of Ghost Writer as a disgruntled student who was sending the school threats. I don’t know what happened to her after high school, but this post is hilarious!

Chestnuts roasted by mita @ 10/25/2006 5:22 AM EDT

i loved that show you guys are crazy. i watched it when i was a kid and now i am trying to find out where i can actually buy it..it was my favorite!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by jackie @ 11/03/2006 10:26 PM EST

This was fuckin’ hilarious…and I actully want to see this movie for the purpose of finding out how fucked up it really is. O_O

Chestnuts roasted by DarknessbUnnie @ 11/29/2006 4:44 PM EST

No ones posted for a long time but I had just had to throw in my two cents.
The tune the trolls are mangling in the third video is Turkey in the Straw. TitS is an old black face minstrel-show tune that somehow got turned into a kids song and was featured in many old cartoons, mostly about hillbillys. It was recently turned into a god awful rap song but I can’t decide if that version is worse than the tree house trolls version. I think its a tie.
Also: Rachael Harris!?! Talk about starting at the bottom.

Chestnuts roasted by Kurdt @ 03/19/2007 7:32 PM EST

omg i used to watch this when i was little! it scared me! and it still scares me!

Chestnuts roasted by Danielle! @ 11/17/2008 9:53 PM EST

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