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A handwritten update.

Posted by Matt on 07/21/2004. E-mail me!

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Well…its a hell of a lot better than that jewel poetry book.

Chestnuts roasted by thejyav @ 07/22/2004 1:00 PM

Insanity runs rampant today in the blog!

Feeling all right, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Behonkiss @ 07/22/2004 1:18 PM

Oh, where for art thou, Killer Duck?

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 2:14 PM

I think Chia has gone the way of the Advent Calender, circa 2002.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 2:15 PM

water kicks ass!

Chestnuts roasted by tsukasa @ 07/22/2004 4:18 PM

Rock, paper, water, duck…

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 4:23 PM

Amazing post Matt, going for childlike-poet?

Chestnuts roasted by Jay @ 07/22/2004 5:26 PM

Wow, I just wasted the last hour at work watching grown men play G.I. Joe. Everyone should check that live-action Joe website out. Just click my name to get there.

Chestnuts roasted by Never Eat Shredded Wheat @ 07/22/2004 5:59 PM

Get this freakin’ duck away from me!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/22/2004 6:05 PM

Its A Chia Duck!

Chestnuts roasted by Samoht @ 07/22/2004 6:14 PM

Ducks – Howard, Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Huey, Duey, Louie, Launchpad, Scrooge, Webbigail, Launchpad, Darkwing, Mrs. Beakly, Gilbert Gottfried (the AFLAC duck) – this list is just a tip of the iceberg of ducks that have crossed our paths through the years. As for water, it has always been there for us as well, whether in liquid or solid form. These two objects shuold be kept cherished in our memories for years to come – we may never come across another perfect duo as these!

~Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes – it’s a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you – there’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain
The worst of messes become successes!

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 07/22/2004 6:40 PM

All of the sudden you made me want to watch ducktales, I used to love that show *sniffle* growing up sucks.

Chestnuts roasted by sailor moon @ 07/22/2004 6:53 PM

speakin of duck tales …. did any one notice how in spiderman 2 when doc ock breaks into the bank, there were like bags of gold coins in the vault. WHAT FUGGIN BANK KEEPS GOLD COINS IN BAGS WITH DOLLAR SIGNS ON THEM?!?!?!?! …. i wanted to see scrooge mcduck swimming in the background through the coins …. that would be the nuts there

Chestnuts roasted by Graves @ 07/22/2004 7:30 PM

Blah, yeah that is the song from that commerical! All coming back to me now. Wish I could find it somewhere for download.

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 07/22/2004 7:59 PM

Lol at the gold coins in dollar sign bags XD Thats like asking for them to be stolen.

I havent had duck that i can remember, but im sure its a lot like chicken eh?

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 07/22/2004 8:03 PM

I will spare giving the whole tv show intro site again, as the last time it crashed thanks to being on Fazed.net. Here is the Ducktales intro video: http://users.belgacom.net/bn776352/ducktales.wmv

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/22/2004 8:08 PM

One thing I’ve learned about Matt from all the articles and blog entries is that he loves to play games with his readers. He’s telling us something alright, but I can’t figure it out for the life of me.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/22/2004 8:11 PM

Speaking of Duck Tales, when the H(*&@ is Disney going to release those Disney afternoon cartoons on DVD? I would pay Big bucks for all the episodes of Duck Tales and TaleSpin…. Arghhh…

It makes me angry when companies could make a Lot of money on something, but they don’t seem to know it.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 07/22/2004 9:42 PM

Matt, I think working with Nickelodeon has finally made you lose those last shreds of sanity.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt Garner @ 07/22/2004 10:26 PM

Okay, I’m posting to bitch like a girl (no offense to all you females out there intended) about one of my friends. This is completely off topic, but I need to bitch somewhere.

My friend is an overly skeptical, cynical, whiney little bastard who always complains whenever we go out. The rest of us always have to do what he wants to do, otherwise he’ll make your time miserable by whining and sulking just because he didn’t get his way. Now I know what you’re thinking:"This is normal for a teenager." Well, here’s the real kicker: He’s 22 and he acts like a fuckin’ baby.

He, another, and I are going to Reno this Saturday. If he starts whining, I’m either going to pretend he’s not there and just talk to my other friend, and be confrontational and just say "Shut the fuck up and quit yer bitching!" Or something along those lines.

He’s also a skeptic. Now some skepticism is good, but this guy is skeptical to the pojnt of being nothing but paranoid. He’s got all these conspiracy theories. For example, I was telling him about how a guy at work was giving me gambling advice, and my friend says "You know, he could be working for the casinos." Oh yes, that’s right, some young guy came all the way out from Vegas or Reno to the warehouse I work at just to get me to gamble. The guy didn’t even give me such advice until I told him I was going to Reno this weekend. I swear, I don’t even know why I’m his friend.

Chestnuts roasted by Anonymous Angry Dude @ 07/22/2004 11:30 PM

Hey, Dude, get a LiveJournal. If it ain’t about ducks, I don’t give no fucks.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 07/23/2004 12:31 PM

No no…Just remedy the situation by saying AA Dude’s friend is as daft as a Duck.

No Offense to the Ducks, of Course.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 07/23/2004 12:48 PM

Actually, I’m 23. But that could’ve been a discription of me. Well, almost.

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 07/23/2004 12:50 PM

hey matt just cause you pulled this duck thing out of your ass doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for the rest of the week.

Man, that duck is smiling at me!!!

Chestnuts roasted by dfghjdfh @ 07/23/2004 1:24 AM

Chinese Restaurant Dude: What wrong?

Ralphie’s Dad: Well it’s the duck. It’s…um…it’s smiling.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 07/23/2004 1:32 AM

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