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A handwritten update.


Posted by Matt on 07/21/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 142 comments

26th! PR! hahahahaha omg thats hilarious! MORE MORE MORE!

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 07/22/2004 12:01 PM


I love writing about things, like today I wrote about purses

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 12:04 PM


SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME! AH

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron (Real) @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM


What kind of purses? Boxer prize fight money, or the kind girls carry around? I bet Little Mac got a big purse for beating Mr. Dream.

Chestnuts roasted by Choco-dile @ 07/22/2004 1:14 AM


I like the handwritten update. The little doodles are nice. I’d definitely like to see more of these. Oh, I saw a duck get eaten by a tiger at the zoo last Friday. No lie, the duck flew into the tiger enclosure for some reason, and then he got eaten. It was the awesomest thing I’ve ever seen at the zoo.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 07/22/2004 1:18 AM


Hey Matt, speaking of ducks, you have that old McDonald’s commercial from the early 80s, where there are a bunch of kids (from a camp?) who go to McDonald’s and pretend they are ducks on the way out, after one kid offers to teach everyone how to waddle and quack like a duck in exchange for a french fry? I always liked that one.

Chestnuts roasted by Destro @ 07/22/2004 1:20 AM


That is fuckin’ hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like that! This site continues to be more enthralling than television! :) :O

Chestnuts roasted by AlphaCentaurian @ 07/22/2004 2:46 AM


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Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/22/2004 3:16 AM


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Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 07/22/2004 3:32 AM


to choco-dile over stuffed ones that are too heavy

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 4:06 AM


that reminds me of the tazmanian devil video game where you had to eat the kiwis

When I see a kiwi I think, "Man that looks delicious!"

Chestnuts roasted by ghsfghsf @ 07/22/2004 4:12 AM


I think everyone is searching too deep for a meaning behind this update. This is a website about McDonalds commercials and C-3PO cereal not the riddle of the sphinx. Christ.

Its an update about what Matt had for dinner last night. Peking duck and a glass of water.

Chestnuts roasted by Chocoholic @ 07/22/2004 4:14 AM


This one gets a thumbs up from me, Matt. Next time, though, do crayon drawings. For doodling, nothing else compares. But you knew that already. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Wes @ 07/22/2004 4:42 AM


Ducks are overrated.

GO SWANS !!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Toshiro @ 07/22/2004 5:17 AM


Ducks are cool except when they’re too stupid to get out of the way of a ferry.

There was a flock of ducks swimming out on the lake, a few nights ago, and most of them got out of the way. One of the ducks wasn’t so lucky and got sucked under the front end of the ferry. Poor ducky :(

Chestnuts roasted by Aubrey @ 07/22/2004 6:46 AM


No, Matt! Don’t give in to the insanity that runs rampant at NIckelodeon! It made people cancel Zim, and keep Spongebob! NOOOOOO!

*sob*

Chestnuts roasted by The REAL Mother of Kane's Baby @ 07/22/2004 8:20 AM


Not a single post about the "Cold-apult" yet? I think the catapults from crossbows and catapults would be way too weak for water, though. This cold-apult must be a little more heavy duty.

Water is one of my favorites since it’s actually less dense as a solid than a liquid, which is a physical rarity, an effect of water’s molecular structure. Go H-bonding!

Chestnuts roasted by Jimbalaya @ 07/22/2004 8:23 AM


Are ducks as hard to hit as pigeons? Ask Jay Mohr.

Or, if their ducks playing hockey, you’d have to ask Emilio Estevez.

What about ducks with fangs? Christmas ducks served w/ the head still attached? Strange Mexican ducks flavored w/ tamarind?

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 8:45 AM


It’s sing along time:

We are nippersinkers we’re in luck…if it rains all week just pretend you’re a duck…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…

Say, that reminds me:

Q: How many kids with ADD does
it take to change a lightbulb…
A: DYAWANNA RIDE BIKES?!?!?

Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 07/22/2004 9:12 AM


How abouts ducks who shit bombs?

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0728/draw1.html

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 07/22/2004 9:44 AM


Count Duckula? Please?
I saw a Bunnicula box set at Waldenbooks the other day. It was cool.

Chestnuts roasted by kidneyboy @ 07/22/2004 10:22 AM


Water kick ass. True words. Damn true.

Chestnuts roasted by The T @ 07/22/2004 11:39 AM


Cameron (Real): This is an annoying problem…I have two fraternity brothers also named Cameron. Why is it so popular all the sudden to name your kid Cameron?

Anyway, to make things easier, I will now post as Cameron T. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron T. @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM


Killer Duck in a swimsuit?

Chia?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 07/22/2004 12:37 PM


WATER IS WET
WATER IS WET
HOW MUCH WETTER COULD WATER GET?
NOT MUCH WETTER I BET.
(ba bum bump)

Chestnuts roasted by Marc @ 07/22/2004 12:47 PM


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