You know what else kicks ass? – SALT! Think about it! How could you ever eat french fries without salt?
Ghosted by Joe in OH @ 07/21/2004 9:54 PM EDT
That’s ironic, because I can’t STAND really salty French fries. Actually, I really only like French bakes, more commonly known as steak fries. Mmm, yummy.
Jeez! What is Nickelodeon doing to you!? It’s as if your thoughts no longer connect or make sense, kind of like Nickelodeon’s current shows.
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:49 PM EDT
P.S. I like Duck Hunt!!!
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:50 PM EDT
Ducks ARE yummy, so is water. I guess it’s a double yummy day!!
Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 07/21/2004 10:52 PM EDT
Wait a minute. Is Matt trying to tell us somethng. Is it something regarding Duck Hunt for the NES?
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:54 PM EDT
I don’t remember seeing water in duck hunt! But they were pigeons! Clay Pigeons!
Doesn’t he eat chicken? Chicken Nuggets?
Ghosted by ghjjgh @ 07/21/2004 11:04 PM EDT
….an upcoming ad for NICk maybe? Matt u dog!
Ghosted by Graves @ 07/21/2004 11:06 PM EDT
I think the water thing refers to another game. But please tell me that the whole duck thing is really about Duck Hunt, okay Matt?
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 11:07 PM EDT
Oh, and thanks for fixing my post, Matt.
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 11:10 PM EDT
were there water parts of Gotcha(TM)? that game was cool……
Ghosted by Graves @ 07/21/2004 11:18 PM EDT
I prefer bunnies. However, I must agree with your statement that water kicks ass ()()()
Ghosted by marril159 @ 07/21/2004 11:29 PM EDT
Yes, Water is Awesome.
However, do you like African Or European swallows?
Ghosted by Cameron @ 07/21/2004 11:32 PM EDT
Hahahahahahaha….they just ran over that annoying Mr.Six guy on Letterman!!!!
And yes, ducks are cool. Yay ducks!
Ghosted by 4thDown @ 07/21/2004 11:53 PM EDT
26th! PR! hahahahaha omg thats hilarious! MORE MORE MORE!
Ghosted by Cameron @ 07/22/2004 12:01 PM EDT
I love writing about things, like today I wrote about purses
Ghosted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 12:04 PM EDT
SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME! AH
Ghosted by Cameron (Real) @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM EDT
What kind of purses? Boxer prize fight money, or the kind girls carry around? I bet Little Mac got a big purse for beating Mr. Dream.
Ghosted by Choco-dile @ 07/22/2004 1:14 AM EDT
I like the handwritten update. The little doodles are nice. I’d definitely like to see more of these. Oh, I saw a duck get eaten by a tiger at the zoo last Friday. No lie, the duck flew into the tiger enclosure for some reason, and then he got eaten. It was the awesomest thing I’ve ever seen at the zoo.
Ghosted by Gabbylicious @ 07/22/2004 1:18 AM EDT
Hey Matt, speaking of ducks, you have that old McDonald’s commercial from the early 80s, where there are a bunch of kids (from a camp?) who go to McDonald’s and pretend they are ducks on the way out, after one kid offers to teach everyone how to waddle and quack like a duck in exchange for a french fry? I always liked that one.
Ghosted by Destro @ 07/22/2004 1:20 AM EDT
That is fuckin’ hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like that! This site continues to be more enthralling than television! :O
Here is something you can instantly forget. I just realized that Superman from the World’s Finest fan film above is the blond guy from Battle Dome. Do an X-E blog search for a little more on the show if you are intrigued/frightened by the image.
Ghosted by ME @ 07/22/2004 3:32 AM EDT
to choco-dile over stuffed ones that are too heavy
Ghosted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 4:06 AM EDT
that reminds me of the tazmanian devil video game where you had to eat the kiwis
When I see a kiwi I think, "Man that looks delicious!"
Ghosted by ghsfghsf @ 07/22/2004 4:12 AM EDT
I think everyone is searching too deep for a meaning behind this update. This is a website about McDonalds commercials and C-3PO cereal not the riddle of the sphinx. Christ.
Its an update about what Matt had for dinner last night. Peking duck and a glass of water.
Ghosted by Chocoholic @ 07/22/2004 4:14 AM EDT
This one gets a thumbs up from me, Matt. Next time, though, do crayon drawings. For doodling, nothing else compares. But you knew that already.
Ducks are cool except when they’re too stupid to get out of the way of a ferry.
There was a flock of ducks swimming out on the lake, a few nights ago, and most of them got out of the way. One of the ducks wasn’t so lucky and got sucked under the front end of the ferry. Poor ducky
Ghosted by Aubrey @ 07/22/2004 6:46 AM EDT
No, Matt! Don’t give in to the insanity that runs rampant at NIckelodeon! It made people cancel Zim, and keep Spongebob! NOOOOOO!
Not a single post about the "Cold-apult" yet? I think the catapults from crossbows and catapults would be way too weak for water, though. This cold-apult must be a little more heavy duty.
Water is one of my favorites since it’s actually less dense as a solid than a liquid, which is a physical rarity, an effect of water’s molecular structure. Go H-bonding!
Ghosted by Jimbalaya @ 07/22/2004 8:23 AM EDT
Are ducks as hard to hit as pigeons? Ask Jay Mohr.
Or, if their ducks playing hockey, you’d have to ask Emilio Estevez.
What about ducks with fangs? Christmas ducks served w/ the head still attached? Strange Mexican ducks flavored w/ tamarind?
Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 8:45 AM EDT
It’s sing along time:
We are nippersinkers we’re in luck…if it rains all week just pretend you’re a duck…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…
Say, that reminds me:
Q: How many kids with ADD does
it take to change a lightbulb…
A: DYAWANNA RIDE BIKES?!?!?
Cameron (Real): This is an annoying problem…I have two fraternity brothers also named Cameron. Why is it so popular all the sudden to name your kid Cameron?
Anyway, to make things easier, I will now post as Cameron T.
Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM EDT
Killer Duck in a swimsuit?
Chia?
Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/22/2004 12:37 PM EDT
WATER IS WET
WATER IS WET
HOW MUCH WETTER COULD WATER GET?
NOT MUCH WETTER I BET.
(ba bum bump)
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That’s hardcore awesome.
Huh…looks like I got a first post.
It’s my birthday! Bonus! *high five*